I don't own harry potter only this plot
"mirror talking"
Harry potter and the catcalling mirror
"Stupid Malfoy" Harry muttered "cursing me with this infernal outfit." Harry had been walking along when Malfoy had started to criticize his clothes "why do you insist on wearing those dreadful baggy clothes potter." Harry had ignored him but Malfoy kept pestering him until he finally snapped. "I don't own any other clothes or I would wear them so back off you git." Malfoy had gone silent at his outburst as he walked away from Malfoy he heard "well I can fix that" next thing Harry knew he was decked out in extremely tight leather that clung to him like second skin. "This stupid outfit leaves nothing to the imagination" Harry cursed to himself as he walked by a mirror. Harry heard a whistle of appreciation and spun around "dang you got a fine piece of ass" a voice from the mirror called. "Geeze your body is fine would you hold it against me, if I had hands I'd love to cop that ass a feel." "I beg your pardon" Harry said stunned. "that blonde kid's got good taste speaking of taste you should give him one as a reward" "I-I-I gotta go" Harry stammered running away from the perverted mirror and crashing into Malfoy. "Yeah Potter how 'bout a taste for my reward" Malfoy purred. Harry stared at Malfoy before running for his common room 'memo to me' Harry thought 'kill Malfoy then brake mirror'
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