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: Ianto!
CoffeeKingJones: What?
: Well that wasn't polite was it?
CoffeeKingJones: Sorry Owen, I'm a little stressed is all.
: What is the Captain keeping you on your toes?
CoffeeKingJones: I'd be careful if I were you, he monitors these conversations.
: Really? Shit!...How do you know?
CoffeeKingJones: You know me Owen, I know everything!
: Oh yeah, I forgot…sew me
CoffeeKingJones: Too much paperwork involved, I do enough in this place ;)
: Did you just wink at me?
CoffeeKingJones: Yes, I believe I did. Is that a problem?
: No, it's just weird is all…
CoffeeKingJones: Righhhhht. Ok. Well what was it you wanted?
: Who says I wanted something?
CoffeeKingJones: You never talk to me on here, and if it is it'll be a snide remark or to annoy me.
: I'm offended.
CoffeeKingJones: Be a man and admit it!
: I am more of a man than you'll ever be! MOWHAHA!
CoffeeKingJones: Okaaay. Ease up on the exclamation marks there.
: Sorry, just cranky cos I don't have any COFFEE!
CoffeeKingJones: The correct term would be - 'Cos' and I'm working as fast as I can, if you don't let the coffee marinate for a while it tastes like crap.
: Marinate! What are you cooking fish!
CoffeeKingJones: Would you prefer the term 'infuse'?
: I don't care what ponsey term you use just get me my coffee!
CoffeeKingJones: A please wouldn't go a miss…
: I don't do please's, I'm Owen remember?
CoffeeKingJones: Oh yeah, sorry, when thought of Dr. Sexy I was thinking of someone that was actually sexy…
: Ohh, below the belt, that hurt!
CoffeeKingJones: That's what I like ;)
: Ewwww you kinky bastard! Get me my coffee!
CoffeeKingJones: It isn't your coffee, its my coffee, I make it so therefore its mine!
: Oh gawd! Is it this hard just to get you to bring me over a cup of bloody coffee!
CoffeeKingJones: Poor word choice my friend…
: Someone's been spending too much time in the company of Captain Twat.
CoffeeKingJones: Did I mention he has the word 'Captain' on a filter?
: Shit.
CoffeeKingJones: Shit indeed. Now what were you saying?
: I was saying that the Captain is not a twat, just a little high and mighty sometimes.
CoffeeKingJones: AHAHAHA! You totally fell for it!
: I hate you.
CoffeeKingJones: I love you too darling 3
: Don't go all gay on me!
CoffeeKingJones: Who says I'm gay?
: Well the constant disappearances, coincidently at the same time as Jack is a big giveaway.
CoffeeKingJones: Ohh big words, for a small brain.
: Oi! I can be intelligent!
CoffeeKingJones: Yeah when you put your glasses and lab coat on, but looking intelligent doesn't necessarily mean you are intelligent.
: Whatever gay-boy.
CoffeeKingJones: I told you. I'm not gay! I'm bi!
: Best of both worlds! Nice. Although a little greedy.
CoffeeKingJones: What can I say, is just sex, sex, sex, with us people.
: So now your quoting Captain what's-his-face?
CoffeeKingJones: You mean heart? And yes, it makes Jack jealous ;)
: Oh, so its Jack now, is it?
CoffeeKingJones: It's only Sir when were alone ;)
: Your kinky son of a bitch!
CoffeeKingJones: I prefer, experimental.
: Whatever you call it, Jack's done a number on you hasn't he. First you were straight, then you met Captain Shag-a-lot and now you're taking it up the ass!
CoffeeKingJones: Typical bloke.
: Why thank you!
CoffeeKingJones: Your coffee will be ready soon.
: Good!
CoffeeKingJones: Oh, it's not good, its amazing!
: Hold on. What are you on about?
CoffeeKingJones: The coffee silly!
: Oh…
CoffeeKingJones: What did you think I was on about?
: It doesn't matter.
CoffeeKingJones: Oh, you thought I was talking about the 'dabbling'
: So is that what you're calling it?
CoffeeKingJones: I hate the word 'shag'
: I gathered.
CoffeeKingJones: A bit of advice…don't sleep with the Captain.
: As if it would! I'm as straight as they come! I'd end up killing him, not shagging him!
CoffeeKingJones: Yeah, well. As soon as you do EVERYONE is asking you what he's like.
: What in bed?
CoffeeKingJones: Yes! In bed! What did you think I meant!
: Ok. Sor-rey! corrr
CoffeeKingJones: Apology for you ignorance is accepted this once.
: So what's he like then?
CoffeeKingJones: I'm not telling you!
: I aint bovered. Didn't wanna know anyway. Just thought it'll be a good wind-up! Did it work?
CoffeeKingJones: Yes Owen. It worked.
: Soooooo wheres mi coffee then Tea-Boy?
CoffeeKingJones: I find it funny how you call me that when I've never served tea, I always make coffee, so surely it should be Coffee-Boy?
: Don't sound right.
CoffeeKingJones: Mmm, I guess.
: OMG! Is the world ending?
CoffeeKingJones: Why?
: Cos you've agreed with me! You never agree with me!
CoffeeKingJones: What can I say, you have that effect on people ;)
: Are you flirting with me?
CoffeeKingJones: Yes, but it was Jack's idea, so take it up with him!
: I'm not taking anything 'up' with him. What do you take me for?
CoffeeKingJones: I wouldn't 'take you' if the world was ending.
: Thanks.
CoffeeKingJones: Maybe I would, but don't tell Jack ;)
: Ewwww! Keep those thoughts to yourself will ya!
CoffeeKingJones: Only joking! That would be awkward….
: Yes it would.
CoffeeKingJones: Right, your coffee's on its way over to you, no grabbing the arse though, that's reserved ;)
: As if it would!
CoffeeKingJones: Sorry force of habit, ahahahah!
: I thought Jack bragged…
CoffeeKingJones: Oh, I'm not bragging, just giving you the ground rules :)
: And what would I need them for?
CoffeeKingJones: You know, encase the world ended ;)
: You're a sick man Jones!
CoffeeKingJones: I prefer to think of myself as feisty. ;)
: Bloody 'ell he has turned you aint he!
CoffeeKingJones: Don't spend too long in his company, he might jump on you...
: You say that like hes a savaged beast or something!
CoffeeKingJones: Oh he can be when he wants ;)
: Right, I'm going before I get even more mentally scared than I already am!
CoffeeKingJones: Ahaha! I don't usually have that effect on people but ok ;)
: Gawd your worse than him!
CoffeeKingJones: I try my best ;)
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CoffeeKingJones: How'd I do?
TheCaptain: Amazing!
CoffeeKingJones: Why, thank you sir.
TheCaptain: Don't sweat it…unless you're engaged in Mind-blowing sex with me that is!
CoffeeKingJones: Always with the innuendo.
TheCaptain: Oh I think you'll find that was not hinting…I'm anything but subtle, you should know that!
CoffeeKingJones: Oh, I do, believe me!
TheCaptain: Good boy ;)
CoffeeKingJones: What am I? A dog now?
TheCaptain: NOOOOO your too cute to be a dog! I was thinking more of a sexy cat!
CoffeeKingJones: Riiiight! Someone hasn't had their coffee.
TheCaptain: You should know, you have the bruises to prove it ;)
CoffeeKingJones: How many times do I have to tell you! DON'T PINCH MY ARSE! I bruise easily!
TheCaptain: I like leaving marks on you, it's like I've claimed you… ;)
CoffeeKingJones: Oh so I'm baggage now? Thanks…
TheCaptain: No! That's not what said! What's up with you anyway?
CoffeeKingJones: Well someone made me make a complete fool out of myself in front of a fellow team mate!
TheCaptain: Was this person astoundingly handsome?
CoffeeKingJones: No, he looked like he had a fight with orange paint.
TheCaptain: Can't have been me then…
CoffeeKingJones: Of course it was bloody you! Making me do that! You better make it up to me!
TheCaptain: I like it when you get all demanding ;)
CoffeeKingJones: Well get used to it because I'm never letting this go!
TheCaptain: No even if I do my paperwork, properly?
CoffeeKingJones: Maybe I could come to some sort of arrangement.
TheCaptain: That-a-boy!
CoffeeKingJones: What is it with you praising me?
TheCaptain: Oh I can do more than that if you come up to my office, right about now ;)
CoffeeKingJones: Do you promise no pinching?
TheCaptain: I can't help it! My hands have a mind of their own!
CoffeeKingJones: Sure they do…
TheCaptain: Is it a crime not to keep my hands off of you?
CoffeeKingJones: Maybe not ;)
TheCaptain: So are you coming then?
CoffeeKingJones: Yes Jack. I'm on my way now. Give me a second would ya!
TheCaptain: Whoops, I think I just slipped my braces off…
CoffeeKingJones: Heeeeeey! You know I like doing that!
TheCaptain: I know, but you also like pinging them back at me and that hurts!
CoffeeKingJones: What can I say, its irresistible!
TheCaptain: Just like you!
CoffeeKingJones: Stop it! Your making me blush and Tosh is sitting opposite!
TheCaptain: Would it help you if I said I was naked?
CoffeeKingJones: JACCCCCK! Right that's it! I'm coming up to teach you a lesson!
TheCaptain: Can hardly wait ;)
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