THIS STORY IS NOT SUPPOSE TO MAKE SENSE. IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS!
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I ENJOYED WRITING "JUST ANGEL", SO HERE IS ANOTHER STORY...
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Angel comes into the office reading Cordelia's magazine.
Cordy: Um... Angel?
Angel: Ah uh?
Cordy: Why are you reading "All woman"?
Angel: Well, look!
Cordelia takes the magazine and looks at a particular article.
Cordy: Cheerleading school?
Angel: Yeah! I'm gonna learn how to cheerlead!
Cordy: I thought you got past all that 'gay phase'?
Angel: Gay? Who said I was gay? I'm not gay! I just wanna be a cheerleader!
GUNN ENTERS
Gunn: You what?!
Angel: I want to be a cheerleader!
Gunn: I thought you were shallow, but not THIS shallow!
WESLEY ENTERS
Wes: Who's shallow?
Gunn: Angel wants to be a cheerleader!
Wes: And I thought that I was the small-minded one!
Cordy: Angel, why?
Angel: I want to learn cheers! I want to learn how to dance!
Gunn: You're a VAMPIRE, you idiot!
Angel: Oi! Watch who you're talking to!
Gunn: A vampire who wants to be a girly cheerleader?
EVERYONE LAUGHS. ANGEL IS ANGRY.
Angel: Just because you don't have the talent!
Wes: Talent of what?
Angel: Talent of dancing!
Cordy: When the hell did you have the talent to dance, Angel?
Angel: Yesterday! I watched your "Pamela Anderson: Workout" tape! It works like a charm!
Cordy: You know what, Angel? You really have to ask when borrowing my stuff!
Wes: Ooh, Pammy...
Gunn: Hey, man! Snap out of it!
Wes: Sorry! Got lost in a fantasy there! I was with Pammy and we were-
Gunn: Dude, I BEG you not to complete that sentence!
Cordy: Like wise! I mean, you're OLD! I don't want to imagine you with a big-busted bimbo slash drama queen!
Gunn: Look who's talking!
Cordy: (looks at her hair) Oh yeah... forgot that I dyed it!
Angel: So, bye guys! I'm off!
Cordy: No, no, no!! We can't have a gay, cheerleading friend!
Angel: Why isn't it okay?
Cordy: It's just NOT, Ok? Brian, from BIG BROTHER, can, but ANGEL from LA CAN'T!
Angel: Brian is a numb nut! Keep in mind that HE IS gay! I'M NOT!
Cordy: Brian isn't a numb nut! YOU ARE!
Gunn: Yeah, and how can we be sure that you're telling the truth?
Wes: Yeah, you said that you weren't a vampire 4 years ago and you killed over 5,000 people and made yourself a legend.
Angel: I just want to bloody cheerlead!
Cordy: Nope! We can't trust you! You sound like Spike!
Angel: Grr...
WILL ANGEL EVER GET TO CHEERLEAD? WILL HIS FRIENDS JUST LEAVE HIM BE? WILL THIS STORY BE CONTINUED? DOUBT IT!