X-Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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It was second grade School picture day. And Mabel Pines was excited. "Boom! A million slap bracelets! I'm gonna have the best photo ever! And how d'you like my new pigtaaailllls?"

"Have fun, brat!" Mocks a snobbish girl as she puts gum in Mabel's hair. All the other kids burst out laughing. Mabel was horrified!

"Ah! Gum! You ruined my hair!" She turns to her brother desperately. "Dipper, what do I do?" Dipper was in a panic! He wanted to help his sister! He loved her! And he hated to see her upset! But-

"Um, well, I, um. I don't...I don't know"... He admitted sadly. Mabel ran away crying. "Mabel!" Screamed Dipper-

And then they stopped...everyone stopped...to be more accurate; everyone froze...time itself froze.

While everyone stood stiff, a corridor of darkness opened up...letting out the most unsavory of creatures.

The creature used it's many long slender limbs to straighten it's business suite and somehow use it's faceless head to drink Coffee.

It looked around and watched the frozen images of a heartbroken little girl run, the girl with the gum laughing at her, and young Dipper Pines looking at the whole thing helpless...

"Oh, what a tragedy!" Exclaimed the monster dramatically. It then chuckles darkly. "Well, what kind of person would I be if I allowed such an injustice go on in front of me?" Asked the creature sardonically.

It then reached over several universes to rip a rib right out of the body of an insane blonde-haired alien that was destroying a planet. It then broke the rib down to it's basic genetic code, taking out one small quirk and saving it for later.

He then entwines the DNA with Dippers. The creature (somehow) frowns. "Hmmm...still missing something"...

It snaps it's fingers. It then reaches over several more universe to a post-apocalyptic wasteland to snatch a weird Drug called Psycho from a drug lab...in a way that made the whole place go up in flames!

It then spritzes a small dose onto Dipper, he then turns him so he's facing the girl who put Gum in Mabel's hair.

The creature laughed as he turned himself invisible to admire his handiwork. TIME IN! He shouts...

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Dipper didn't know what happened. One second he was filled with despair watching his sister cry, the next he was looking at the girl who made her cry filled with murderous rage...and now, here he was, standing over the girl...Her face smashed in...her neck bent at an unnatural angle...and all from one punch of Dipper's now bloody fist.

The playground was deathly quiet...Then the screams began. HE KILLED HER! HE'S A MONSTER! WERE NEXT! RUN! Was the cry.

Dipper panicked! "Wha- NO! I'm Sorry! I didn't mean- I'm not a monster! I'm a regular guy! Honest! I-

And that's when he saw it- He had a tail...a monkey tail...

Needless to say, this was too much for Dipper. He ran from the School grounds in tears...While a confused and frightened Mabel could only watch helplessly...

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Fortunately; due to the witnesses being hysterical children, their accounts being conflicted and fantastical, Dipper being a minor, and the overall bizarreness of the whole thing...the girls death was ruled as a 'freak accident' and Dipper was let off the hook...

But the rumors persisted...and the town was now scared of the boy. His parents scared of what could happen(but secretly their more scared of Dipper). Decide that it would be best if Dipper lived with his uncle Stan for 'awhile'...

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The creature watched as a depressed Dipper entered Gravity Falls. "Finally, the boy has made it to the 'playground'...but he's all alone...I'd best wrangle him some...'playmates'." Said the creature with a cackle...

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"Mind if I borrow this?" Asked the creature as it reached over from the portal to rip off one of Perfect Cell's arms...

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"Don't mind me, just passing through." Says the creature as it tears off Frieza's liver...

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"I'll take that if you don't mind." Said the creature as it unraveled the fabric of Majin Buu's being...

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"Got your nose!" Shouts the creature playfully as it rips off Beerus's nose...

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Dipper was depressed as he wandered aimlessly through the forest...he'd finally gotten one of his greatest wishes(to be strong)...And he'd killed someone because of it...and not just that...if he pulled the door too roughly it was ripped out of the wall! If he jumped out of bed too quickly he fell straight through the floor...and the floor beneath it! He shook that nice handyman's who works at the Shacks hand, and he broke all his fingers! His parents had been right to send him away...what if he had killed Mabel!?

Dipper was crying, what was he? What was he supposed to do? What-

CRACK!

Dippers eye's widened as he turned around and witnessed a familiar sight...

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Wendy cried as she ran through the forest, desperately trying to make sense of what happened...Robbie had pulled her pigtails...she of course had punched back...AND HIS FRACKING HEAD EXPLODED!?

How was that possible? How could she do that!? How could anyone do that!? What was wrong with her-

It was then she tripped. She fell onto her face so hard that she caused a crater a mile wide!

Wendy looked at all the destroyed forest in horror...which wasn't helped when she saw that she had sprouted some freaky, green reptilian tail with a stinger!

This was too much for the young red-head...she curled into a fetal position and sobbed hysterically.

She heard a snap of a twig. She looked up and saw a little boy a couple years younger than her climb into the crater.

"What are you- Little kid! Don't come near me! I'm a freak! I'll kill you! Leave while you can!" She pleaded.

Dipper just looked at her sadly. "It's okay...I think I'll be safe around you." At that moment; what Wendy had assumed to be a fur belt unraveled to reveal a monkey tail...

It be nice to say that over the next several hours they came to terms with what they were and their place in the world...but they didn't...they were still terrified of what they were and what the future had in store for them...

Still...having someone to talk to...Who KNEW what you were going through...who was too strong for you to hurt accidentally...it was nice...it wasn't anything big...but it was still something...

Wendy and Dipper both looked up at the stars together...their tails entwined without their knowledge...

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The creature fast forwarded a month or so outside the Northwest manor. It pressed it's ear to the wall.

It smirked. "Ah, the wondrous, unmistakable sound of a little girl being tortured into pavlovian obedience...Okay I'm over it now." It says in a bored tone.

It then pulls out a glob of organs. "Let's see what some Frost Demon genes will do to this powder keg.

It then caused the stuff to glow and fly inside...A few seconds go by. It taps it's foot. "I'm waiting." It says annoyed-

BOOM!

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Pacifica runs through the forest...her once pristine dress in tatters. Behind her was the roaring fire of her home...and her parents...who she had killed...after they tortured her...

Contemplating this messed up chain of events while running...she didn't even notice she'd sprouted a purple reptile tail...

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Dipper and Wendy stared at the path of destruction that cut through the forest. "Another one...like us?" Asked Wendy in disbelief. "Only one way to find out." Stated Dipper as he and Wendy followed the trail that would eventually lead them to a frightened blonde girl...

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The creature sighed. "Whatever, I'm bored with this now." It said as it absentmindedly threw the last two genomes over it's shoulder where they randomly landed in two people inside gravity falls...

...Several years later...

A 12-year old Mabel Pines lay on her roof and forlornly stared up at the moon...

The Creature chuckled nearby as it held the Oozaru gene that it had withheld from Dipper. "This is too easy." It said as it flicked it on Mabel...

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Dipper watched the news report of the destruction of Piedmont with horror. Despite how things went the last time he saw his family, he still loved them!...Especially Mabel...

At that moment their was a rapid knock on the door. Dipper opened it to reveal a filthy Mabel who wore nothing but a paper bag. Before Dipper could say anything, Mabel hugged him and burst into tears...

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"Now to really mess things up!" Shouted the creature as it tore the entire Red Ribbon army from one universe and unleashed them onto an unsuspecting earth...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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