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Crack fucking Tastic!

High as a kite
Yaya grinned as she crept up behind Nagisa. Sure, getting out of school to hang at the beach was cool, but it could get quite boring. It was her responsibility to liven things up, and get a good laugh in the process. Teasing Tsubomi did prove intertaining, but after an hour or so, it stopped being so funny, partically when she threatened to beat Yaya to death with a turtle.

Tamao wasn't up to much either, she had quite happily rubbed sunscreen on Nagisa's back, then she wondered of and Tamao had started to write poetry, smirking. [Which was how it appeared, in reality she was planning how to burn down the dorms and make it look like an accident.] No real surprise there. After the boredom had set in, Yaya had decided to take a walk as well.

So of course when she saw Nagisa in front of her, at the edge of a grassy cliff that overlooked the sea she felt the temptation. Who wouldn't? She looked round, they hadn't walked far from the beach, and nobody was behind them.

She couldn't resist the temptation, she snuck up behind Nagisa, who seemed completely oblivious to being snuck up on, to caught up in looking at the scenery. "Fly my pretty!" With that, and an evil cliche laugh, Yaya gave Nagisa a shove, sending her over the edge.

She looked over the edge, laughing as Nagisa screamed, before hitting the water. "Belly flop! That's gotta hurt!" She clutched her sides, before she heard rustling behind her. "We heard screaming, what's going on? Did you kill the sister, she's a bitch" Tsubomi panted, Tamao behind her who was nodding in agreement.

"Yeah, she's a perv! Why the Hell is she in the life guards chair with binoculars? Fucking Hell, if she didn't take my matches, I would totally torch the chair. With her in it!

"That was that whiny chick, I kinda shoved her and- oh fuck I think I killed her" Yaya groaned as she looked over the edge again, where Nagisa was splahing about, before she began to sink. "Damn it, we agreed we'd burn her!" Tamao hurried up beside her, looking down.

"Well excuse me if I was bored! Beside's how was I suppose to know that she couldn't-what is this? Mass suicide!" Yaya declared as Tamao wan dived of the cliff. "Is this really the time to be joking? I wanted to kill her with my turtle!" "Back of, me and Tamao are building a bonfire and she's going on it!"

"Get your sorry butt's to the beach!" Tamao yelled, swimming back to the beach with Nagisa on her back. "You heard her, move you sorry ass before I make turtle soup!" Yaya yelled, throwing a frying pan at Tsubomi's head.

"Not rodney!" With that, the pink haired chick sprinted of. In the wrong friggin way. "Wrong way dumbass!" "Well shit" she turned and ran of the cliff. Yaya shrugged and ghetto walked back to the beach.

"In the name of lesbians, what the fuck is going on?" Yaya stopped at the the top of the hill, where Tamao was throwing motive cocktails at the lifegurard chair. She rolled down the hill, cause walking was overrated. She cheered as the pervert sister caught on fire.

"What's going on with-" "Shut the fuck up noob" Yaya grunted as she punched Nagisa in the face, knocking her out. "Burn baby burn!" A bunch of rabid fangirls where singing and dancing around the burning life guard chair.

"Aw shit, that slag that ran of the cliff has my crack" "That's right bitch!" Yaya whirled round, where Tsubomi was standing, soaked and covered in sea weed. Tamao looked over from her place from lying on top of some random girl in the sand. And laughed her ass of.

"You look like you just got gang raped by the fishes!" "Rodney saved me!" She roared, throwing a semi-dead turtle at Tamao's head. Tamao jumped out of the way, and Rodney hit the random girl on the sand, there was a loud WTF BOOM! Moment, where some randomly placed shed and the slut in the sand blew up.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Tsubomi wailed and passed out, where Yaya took her crack back. "Woah...you know what...we should totally take that ditz...and tie her to the moon..." "It's morning, you dunce" Tamao screamed, faceplanting the sand. "Fucking really? Well then, we'll throw her into mercury." "You and your gay astronomy club!"

"You can score in the storage closet" Yaya shot back. "OH...MY...GOD...YOUR HAIR IS FUCKING BLUE!" "Duhh" Tamao spat sand at her. "And that leprechaun has pink hair" "Woah...wait a minute! Wait one sexy- bikini wearing minute! If that ginger spaz and that blond chick that I raped before she ran of with that blue haired hermaphrodite are transfere students, why in the HELL do they have japanese names? This anime makes no sense!"

"Stop breaking the forth wall!" Tsubomi tried to backflip to her feet, then realised that she wasn't a ninja and fell on her ass. "Bitch please" Tamao threw a bottle of suncream at her. "Give me crack!" Tsubomi stood up, and jumped on top of Nagisa, knocking her out again before she woke up.

"Fine!" And with that- They all got high. When they went back Tamao burned down the school, Tsubomi stole another turtle and beat the etoile up for trying to rape her, Yaya raped the blond chick again, and Nagisa submitted to the yuri, and screws her roommate everynight.

R.I.P RODNEY D=
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Lol wut? I was bored as Hell, I was sick of writing serious stuff XD
-That hyper girl in the corner
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