Author's Note: all misspellings are intentional.
sonic was a fucking prep. he liked to do preppy things, like sports, listening to pop music, fucking stupid whores (like AMY :( ), and not smokeing drugs.
then one day, he met shadow. shadow was super goffik, and liked to smoke marijuana and do cokane and slit his wrists to marilin mansen, because he was hardcore. sonic teh prep fell in love with him at first site, but he didn't want to admit it because that would be gay.
a few weks later, sonic decided to give shadow a love letter. he told shadow to meet him by the sakura trees after class. sonic waited all day nervously to confess his love to shadow. finally, school ended, and sonic went to the skura trees.
however...
shadow didn't show up! but he did a few minutes later. he was wearing a black mcr t-shirt, a shit ton of ristbands, tight black ripped skinny jeans, and black vans. he had 6 piercings on his ears, nose, and lips.
"hmph" said shadow. sonic gulped and gave shadow the kawaii letter of the love.
shadow read it, and blushu'd. but then, he said.
"your naught goffik enough for me. yule need to become more hardcore and edgy like me" said shadow. he was smoking pot.
sonic cried and went goodbye. he didn't go home, however, but he went...
TO HOT TOPIC!
Author's Note: the spelling is only going to get worse as the story goes on.