The God of the Bleach world sought for help, he saw Aizen ambition and feared it, so he pulled a dead soul and appointed it with gifts to help with the fight against Aizen. What he didn't expect was for that soul to give him such a headache and become an evil greater than Aizen himself.

I do not own Bleach.

[Edited: 26/12/2015]

[Edited:`12/01/2016]

This is merely a one shot.

I have no plans on expanding on this.

This is just to get the idea out of my head.

Again, I will not expand on this.

Enjoy!

The moment Aizen Sousuke entered the soul reapers Academy, it know this child would become a pain in the ass.

Aizen Sousuke was a pain in the ass in life and now he was going to be a pain in the ass in the afterlife also.

Contrary to popular belief of soul reapers and souls, a god of the afterlife did exist, the god that made the soul king look like a child in comparison. The last time the being went down from its heavenly place was the day, the dinosaurs were wiped off the earth.

The reason why nobody knows that there was a god was because there was no record of it getting involved with mortal affairs, sure there had been many crazy mortals who aspire to be god, but they all met an untimely end as the being whispered into the right ear and the problem was all taken care off.

But Aizen was different.

Who would believe that a child was capable of such destruction and death?

So the god schemed and had come up with a plan that made sure Aizen dug his own grave but it would take years for it to come into play, Aizen didn't know that he would never be able to become god no matter who strong he was because to become god you had to be born into godhood from the very moment of existence.

Mortals could think they were god but the moment, a true god shows up to take that mortal head, you'll be darn right to say more than one head will be rolling and the earth will be covered in crimson blood no matter what, even the other crazy fellow Juha something will eventually die when he thinks he has obtained godhood.

But what draw his attention was the soul of Aizen, it was a trickster, it was a predator that waited in plain sight before it struck and when it reveals it's true colours, it leaves a trail of devastation in its wake so much devastation that it could destroy soul society as a whole and that was what annoyed him.

He had actually put in actual effort in making a place such as grand as Soul Society and the Spirit King was his pride and joy and he didn't want some wacko destroying them so he would have to get up from his throne and rebuilt again.

So he formed another side plan, he know there were other gods that rained over different worlds, that were parallel to his own and wondered if he could get some god to offer up one soul to help in the fight to come.

Since it was rear for gods to interact, he was frustrated when all the gods of worlds that produce badass fighters that could kill Aizen in a heartbeat were stubborn as old woman and refused to lend him not even their weakest of souls, so he began to search for the soul that no god would care about if he took them, there was several but most of them were too weak willed and were basically a mistake in the universe.

Until he found one.

Its name was Aoki Reina.

It was a teenage female who died from tripping over while reading manga.

A very stupid way to die but she would have to do.

The 'ceiling' above him suddenly grow dark and as if being stretched it began carving in and dropping down until it reached the floor to reveal a chubby teenage girl who was eating crisps and was looking around bored.

At that moment, he wondered if this was a good idea.

"Am I getting reincarnated now?" The woman asked, looking around the crystal white room and wasn't at all surprised by her surrounding as her eyes rested on the god-like figure.

"Excuse me?" The god said raising a none-existant eyebrow.

"You know, the popular troop. One person dies then wakes up to find themselves reborn in their favourite manga and anime and all that shit." The woman said, taking another crisp. "I told my friends online that when I died, I was going to get reborn but of course nobody believed me and ever laughed so who's laughing now"

For some reason, the god felt a headache coming on, he was suddenly getting why no god cared for this soul.

"So which manga am I in?" The woman asked, spilling crisp onto the fall making his eyes twitch. "One Piece, Naruto, Free? One Punch Man? Wait judging from that sword you have on you, I would say, Bleach. Is Aizen still around?"

The god had no idea what the woman was talking about but since they had somehow gotten to the topic of discussion, he said. "Yes, he's just entered the Acdemey."

"Brilliant so you want me to take care of him, huh?" The woman said, getting out another bag of crisps.

Where the hell do they coming from!?

"We'll tell me, what are you going to give me?" The woman said.

"I beg your Purdon?" The god said.

"You don't actually expect me to go do there and face Academy level Aizen with my bare fist do you when he holds a sword, of all things?" The woman said, rolling her eyes and smacking her lips together in an irritating fashion gaining another twitch from the god.

"Fine, I will-" The god was about to say, but the woman interrupted him.

"Make me male" The woman interrupted him making him blink. "A smoking hot one."

"I beg your Pardon?" The god said, again.

"What are you deaf?" The woman said, sounding irritated. "Make me a smoking hot male. Do you want another case of Mary Sue on your hands?"

" A Mary what?" The god said.

The woman rolled her eyes and got out a pack of Pringles and said. "You know Mary Sue. The girl that everyone likes, helps the male character kick ass and falls in love along the way with a whole lot of tears annoying the readers. It's a well-known fact, that women never get to be as kick ass as men because of the whole falling in love trope that turns strong females into annoying females which people want to strangle, so turn me male because I guarantee I would be dead before I even get five feet from chibi Aizen. If you want to kick some real ass, you got to be male!"

The god was stunned into silence for the first time in its existence before his brain finally caught up with him. "...R-Right Male..." not knowing what to say to that but decided to go along with it and the chubby woman suddenly turned into a tall lean, white-haired male with black streaks in his hair, skin so pale and fair that he looked like an angel.

"Ooh, so this is what's like to be packing heavy in the right places" The woman now turned male said, getting out another packet of Pringles and eating noisily making the god sigh.

"So what else?" she/he asked.

"I began your pardon," The god said, he seriously needed to lay down.

"I'm as weak as fuck right now." The woman turn male said. "In fact, I'm sure the breeze could knock me over. If you want Aizen gone, you got to equipment me with some badass abilities, you feel me. Don't give me some crap like so many other's would have, I've want to be strong, terrifyingly strong, strong enough to beat Aizen easily even at his peak. I need to be Saitama from One Punch Man strong or heck, Super Man"

Who the hell is that!? The old god thought, whatever came out of the soul mouth, was so confusion and said. "And what do you suggest."

Immediately he know, that was the worst thing he could have said as the grin the woman turned male wore made itself known.

"Well" The soul said, bringing out an entire list much to the god horror. "One, I want to be able to not die. I do not want to obtain immortally like Orochimaru, talk about creepy. I want to have the ability to absorb energy and add it as my own. I want my own badass lair. I want a photographic memory and the ability to see spiritual energy. I want my own Zanpakutō with my own extra level that only I'll can reach and I want to name it. I want it to be much more powerful than Bankai and Second release combined and lastly. I want the old man spiritual pressure from his youth to start me off and with no limits and the ability to conceal my spirit pressure along with shapeshifting powers, oh and the ability to travel through the world of the living, soul society and Hueco Mundo and be made up of a new energy that is immune to anything consisting of Reiatsu" after all he didn't feel comfortable about other people leaching off of his energy, especially when it came to the Quincy arc.

"Aren't you basically asking me to turn you into a monster?" The god said, with narrow eyes, if by the off chance he did grant even one of these wish's, if this guy were to try and seek godhood.

"Yep!" The soul said. "To defeat a monster, you have to create a bigger monster. Didn't you watch the end of Jurassic Park? Don't worry, I have no desire to become god like so many idiots out there. I just want the power to crush everyone before me and easily"

"That-" The paused before his brain finally processed what the soul was saying. "What do you mean crush?" with an warning edge to it.

The soul dismissed his worries with a wave. "I have no desire in destroying soul society. I won't even get involved in the Winter War to come. I'll just kill a couple of random people here and there, gain some worshipers both living and dead and when the manga finally reaches its final arc with Aizen and that other man. I'll be there or one of my followers will be there to kick both of their ass and reveal to Soul society that people like Aizen or that other guy is not their biggest threat."

"So basically, you want to become the greater of the two evils," The god said with narrow eyes.

"Yep!" The soul said, way too happy for the god liking. "This story won't be Bleach if Aizen dies here. I will get rid of Aizen eventually so let him roam free for a bit, make him feel invincible before I appear and crush him. It saves you from having to do it yourself and it would be a lot more fun this way." and he wanted to have the memory of all of the shocked looks of Society best fighters and a certain orange head face.

"You know, I can send you back to limbo," The god said.

"Yes but I can give you a good show" The soul reasoned. "Isn't it boring to sit on your throne for all eternity, waiting for another idiot to try and become God?"

The God held the soul gaze contempting on it, this soul was basically a Plan B if his plan failed and as long as it didn't try to follow the idiots, it wasn't a threat, maybe it would be good to have someone who could be a slap to all those idiots faces and he sighed and said. "Very well, I will grant your wish but the moment you try to become God, I will send you back to Limbo"

The soul rose his hands up to mean no harm. "I just want to play that's all. I have no intention of trying to dethrone you like so many other's" and the moment, he said that, a feeling of power hit him straight in the chest, a chain grow out of his chest, long and a foot long.

Then came the teeth.

Those terrible teeth.

Except they were glowing golden and working much faster, than regular one's.

But the soul didn't scream like many other's would, knowing its fate, it took the pain with a smile as the teeth chewed their way all the way to the very centre, opening a hole up.

The spiritual pressure released was masked by the very room, after all, it held a god for so long.

He felt hungry.

Really hungry.

He wanted spiritual pressure.

HOLD IT!

The god was surprised when the hallowfication was stopped midway and the mask was half way formed, the soul was much stronger than the others, it wasn't losing itself to hunger.

The half mask had a long sharp horn to it that was bent all the way back, his hair was much more longer and wilder, the covered half of his body looked like a super thin Egyptian cat and he wore the strangest looking crystal black and white pants that the god had ever seen with two small wings, one black and one white growing out of the soul back.

"I'm too awesome to lose to hunger!" The soul declared and the God wanted to sweat drop, it seemed the emotion and cockiness was still there. "I'm sure, I'll eventually find a way to turn into a humanoid form. It would be good to find a way to make my own vassal to house myself in whenever I go to explore the human world. It's a good thing, I can hide my spiritual pressure or I'm screwed. Well wish me good luck" running out of the door really fast with the expression of a little child waiting to explore something new.

The last thing the god heard was the sound of loud manic cackling.

The Gods slumped back into his chair.

What had he unleashed onto the world?

And scene!

Like I said, this was just merely a One-shot, I do not intend to continue this so don't worry. I think I finally have an idea for the Raised in Snow chapter! Yay! so look forward to that. I have an idea for Serpentine also but I don't know how to structure that one yet but there will be some development going on involving Xisto father, so look forward to that, I have no idea what to do with the Mogami Soccer child yet but for the Strange twin, it's pretty much written itself, the twin son on the other hand, I've been stuck in a block, I'm stuck half way.

Anyway, Review and tell me what you think.