A/N: Sadly, I don't own Hook, but me,PercysGirl21(Or AnnabethChase4657) and Roxy Ride are working on the whole 'going to Neverland' thing. Wish us luck! Oh, and this is based after the delicious Jason Isaacs 2003 version.

Peter and the Lost Boys sat in a circle around Enchantra and watched as she made fire dance across her fingers, then toss it up in the air and made out the words 'Hook is a Codfish.' Than the sound of cannon fire rang through the air, they all laughed. "Do it again!" Slightly exclaimed.

"No, no. I believe we've made Hook mad enough today." Enchantra smiled as they groaned.

"You only did it about four times." Nibs protested.

"No, Nibs I counted forty-five." She laughed

"You're no fun." The Twins said in unison.

"Oh, then if I'm not, I should just go join Hook, where I belong." She said sadly and stood up.

"No!" The Lost Boys said together and stood up.

"Got ya!" Enchantra exclaimed and laughed.

"Very funny Chantra." Peter said

"Why did you say you belonged with the pirates, Enchantra?" Tootles asked.

"Well, I am over sixteen." She pointed out, "And am considered an adult."

"You're not a day over twelve." Peter said and crossed his arms across his chest.

Enchantra chuckled "You flatter me Peter; I only wish I was," She sighed, "I'm going to go fly around the island. See if I can clear me mind."

"Clear your mind of what?" Cubby asked

"Just to clear my mind." Enchantra shrugged, not knowing, herself what she needed to clear her mind of.

"See you at dinner." The Lost Boys said together and went running into the woods. She smiled and took to the sky, as she flew around near the Jolly Roger a cannonball came flying at her. "What the Lucius!" She exclaimed. "What'd ya do that for!" She exclaimed down at the pirates on the ship.

She was replied by another cannonball. "Oh, so that's how you want to play." She rolled up her sleeves "Then let's play." She growled and threw a fireball down at them. Enchantra heard the pirates scream as the fireball hit the deck, lighting two on fire.

"WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE!?" Hook bellowed and looked at the fire on the deck.

"'Ello, Captain." She said and waved, Hook glared at her.

"Load the cannon, and FIRE! Shoot her down!"

"Why does everybody hate Enchantra!" She questioned the pirates, and was answered be another cannonball. This time when she threw her fireball, she aimed at Hook, sadly it landed about five inches left of him. He looked up at Enchantra, she made a funny face, "That meant to hit you James!"

"FIRE!" Hook exclaimed and pointed at her. This time Enchantra chose to swoop down, take Hook's hat and land on the mast.

Peter heard the commotion and chose to intervene. "Shall we do our little skit for the pirates, Chantra?" He asked as he landed next to her.

"Oh, yes, I believe they will enjoy it. " Then in another voice she said, "Please turn off all pagers, cell phones and fairies, and please no shooting the actors until after he performance, thank you." Then they began.

Enchantra put on Hook's hat, waved her hand over her face and a goatee appeared. "Okay," She said in Hook's voice "I'm ready." She cleared her throat and began "Hello, I am James Hook, I'm god knows how many years old, and I can't kill a 12 year old boy." Enchantra smiled at Hook's reaction.

"I am Peter Pan, I am 12 years old and I can whip a god knows how old guy's butt!" Peter said cheerfully. Enchantra takes out her sword and Peter rises into the sky.

"Pan!" She exclaimed, and pointed her sword at him "Here to whip my butt again? Or perhaps to steel all my belongings? Or to cut off my other hand, so I can be handicapped."

"Yes." Peter said plainly.

"Yes what?"

"Yes." Peter repeats

"Enough of this ill mannered frivolity!" Enchantra exclaimed "Now, we duel!" They began to clash swords, then Peter began to make faint ticking sounds

"Do you hear something, Captain?" He asked

"Why, yes I do. Smee, my cake's done!" Enchantra exclaimed to no one in particular.

"No, that's not what I meant. I think I hear the croc." He began to tick again. Enchantra let out a fake scream of terror, and began to run in circles, when she went off the mast, she floated and acted like nothing was happening. "The croc! He's going to eat me! Like he et my hand!" She screamed again as Peter, pretending to be the croc, came trotting on his hands and knees, in mid air, toward her. "What am I going to do!? Call upon the beautiful and amazing Enchantra. No she won't help me." She pretended to ponder the situation, and Peter, er, the croc, pretended to become impatient.

"Okay, you know what, crap it." Peter said and grabbed her ankle and dragged her behind the sail.

They both floated out and bowed "Thank you, thank you, please save your applause." Enchantra said, though there wasn't any. Instead there were gaping pirates. "What? You didn't like it?" She started to hyperventilate

"Great. Look what you did." Peter smiled and flew off.

"Well, same time tomorrow chaps?" Asks Enchantra when she stopped hyperventilating. After getting no response she bowed and flew off back to the island.

"What was that!" She heard Hook call.

She looked back, "Why, my dear Captain, that was, more or less, my interpretation of you." Enchantra smiled.

"More or less?" He questioned

"Yes. Actually, I do love the color of your eyes." She winked and flew off.

What did my eyes have to do with anything? Hook wondered "Alright, men." He announced "We're going ashore, or at least you are. I want you to bring the girl back! Go!" Then he went back to his cabin, not really knowing why he wanted Enchantra, actually he had no use for her. But he was sure once she got there, he'd find some way to amuse himself.