Halla-what?
So basically here's the scene. It's me, sitting around in my living room, surrounded by all the main characters of InuYasha. Cool hmm? And it's Halloween by the way.
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha and Co. Unfortunately.
Me: Alright everyone. Today is Halloween.
Shippou: Halla-what?
Me: God you're cute. Can I touch your tail?
Shippou: What?
Me: Halloween.
Shippou: -is dazed and confused-
All (except me and Kagome): Huh?
Me: Kagome. Care to explain.
Kagome: -perks up at mention of her name- Oh sure! Halloween is when, in my time, kids dress up and go door-to-door in the evening and collect candy! -proud smile-
InuYasha: Candy? -stupid blink-
Me: -hands InuYasha a mini Caramilk bar from secret stash- Yes. Candy. Pure, nice, untainted candy. -cackle-
InuYasha: -eats it; eyes glaze over- Shika... Have I ever told you how pretty you are?
Me: No.
InuYasha: You're the most gorgeous girl in all of feudal Japan, no, no, the WORLD! -flutters eyelashes-
A/N- Can you imagine InuYasha fluttering his eyelashes at a girl, or really ANYTHING for that matter?
Me: Aw, you're sweet. -gives him another Caramilk bar-
Sango: What's in those?
Me: -cackle-
Kagome: What did you do to him?! -is hysterical-
Me: -innocent- Nothing.
Miroku: Hmm... Do you think I could borrow some of those little wonders?
Sango: -slaps the monk- You are such a LECHER!!
Miroku: But Sango, I wasn't going to feed you one of those amazing 'candies'.
Sango: Hiraikotsu!!
her weapon for those of you who need brushing up on your IY knowledge, y'know that big swirly boomerang-type-thingy.
InuYasha: You'd better duck monk. -laugh-
Sango: -throws Hiraikotsu-
Miroku: -barley ducks to avoid boomerang- AGH! Rabid Sango!!
All (except Sango and Miroku, and Kilala. Can Kilala laugh? Eh...): -laugh-
InuYasha: -dazed- So pretty... -staring at Shika-
A/N- Shika Me people. ME!! Muahaha and I control InuYasha... -giddily dances around kitchen-
Me: Caramilk anyone? -smile-
InuYasha: -sits up and begs- Arf?
Me: -evil smirk- Here you go... -gives InuYasha another Caramilk bar-
InuYasha: -cute smile-
Kagome: Would you snap out of it? -shakes InuYasha's shoulders and then slaps him-
Me: -raises eyebrows; smirk- Someone's being a little dramatic... Kagome, You shouldn't be so violent. -tackles Kagome-
Me & Kagome: -wrestle-
Miroku and Sango: -comes back and sits on couch-
Miroku: What have we here? -looks interestedly at Shika and Kagome wrestling on the floor-
Sango: -smacks Miroku around the back of the head- Lecher.
InuYasha: -watches match and waves "Go Shika" flag, munching another Caramilk bar-
Miroku: -contented sigh- Life doesn't get much better... -looks at Sango- Or does it?
Shippou: -finds Caramilk bar; munch munch; joins InuYasha on couch and waves "Go Shika" flag-
Me: -pins Kagome to the ground- Ha. -cackle-
Kagome: OK. Truce. Just get off of me.
Me: Fine.
Miroku; NO!! -covers face with hands and cries- I didn't want it to end!
Sango: Eh. Too bad.
Me: Well now. -looks at Shippou and InuYasha and their flags- Shippou? Shit. Where did you get that? -notions toward Shippou's Caramilk bar-
Shippou: I found it under the couch, oh-most-prettiest Shika. -smile-
Miroku: -dives for the bottom of the couch-
Me: -steps on Miroku in mid-pounce- I don't think so.
Miroku: Aw. Damn.
Me: Alright, now back to the point.
Kagome: Yes. The point.
Me: Kagome, do you know what the point is?
Kagome: No.
Me: -cocks eyebrow-
A/N– Yes. I really can cock my eyebrow. One of the few talents I poses.
Kagome: -blush-
InuYasha: The point is it's Halloween and we're going Trick-or-Treating.
All (except InuYasha): -disbelieving stare-
InuYasha: WHAT?! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GET SOMETHING RIGHT ONCE AND A... Ah...
Me: -scratches InuYasha behind the ear-
Kagome: InuYasha, you never told me you like to be scratched behind the ear!
InuYasha: You never asked. -shrug-
Kagome: -defeated sigh, folds arms over chest-
Shippou: So, oh-most-prettiest Shika, we're going Tricks-and-Treating?
Me: Yes. Yes we are. But first... -evil grin- We need costumes.
All (except Kagome and me): Huh?
Me: -sigh- Kagome?
Kagome: Clothes and make up, etcetera, that make you appear to look like something you're not.
Me: Thank you to the walking dictionary.
Shippou: I want to be YOU from Halla-whatever, oh-most-prettiest Queen Shika! -bow-
Me: OK. -gets Shippou a long black wig, black cat ears and a pink kimono-
Shippou: -puts everything on- Now I'm gorgeous! -is giddy; frolic-
Kagome: I want to be... Hm...
InuYasha: I want to be your love slave! -drool-
Me: If you say so. -evilicious smile-
Kagome: Never!! -glomps InuYasha-
Me: Hm, someone's jealous. -pries Kagome off of InuYasha-
Miroku: Stupid lucky mutt.
InuYasha: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? WHY YOU... Ah...
Me: -scratches InuYasha behind the ear-
Sango: -laughs-
Kagome: -mad sigh; mumble- Stupid Shi-ka...
Miroku: So Kagome, have you decided what you want to be yet?
Kagome: Huh?
All (except Kagome): Costume, wench.
Kagome: -blush- I wanna be... a black cat.
Me: Ook. -gives Kagome cat ears, paw gloves, black shirt and skirt, and a tail-
Kagome: -gets dressed in my room-
All (except Kagome and Kilala): -laugh-
Kagome: What?
Sango: -wipes tear- You just can NOT pull that off.
Kagome: What should I be then?
Miroku: A harmless rabbit.
InuYasha: Yeah. A little pink bunny.
Me: Yes definetly.
Kagome: Fine. -frown-
Me: -grabs Kagome pink bunny ears, outfit and tail-
Kagome: -changes-
Miroku: Much better. -creepy smile-
Sango: -whack-
Miroku: What?
Sango: You were smiling suggestively. Pervert.
Miroku: -sulk-
Me: OK. Now Sango. A witch.
Sango: What? Do you have something against me? -grabs for Hiraikotsu-
Me: No, no... I think you should be a witch for Halloween.
Shippou: Halla-what?
Me: I guess you can't be cute and smart can you? -pets Shippou-
Shippou: -proud smile- Nope!
Miroku: Yes I agree a witch. A witch with an iron hand. -rubs red cheek-
Sango: -smirk- OK, Shika, witch sounds good.
Me: Excellent. -gives Sango black witches dress and hat-
Sango: -is changing in my room-
Miroku: -gets up-
Me: Where are you going?
Miroku: -heads for my room door- Bathroom.
Me & InuYasha: The bathroom's that way.
Miroku: -sulks toward bathroom-
InuYasha: So Shika now that we're alone...
Me: But we're not... -gesture's to Kagome and Shippou-
Shippou: -dazedly staring at Shika-
InuYasha: So? -leans in toward Shika-
Kagome: NO!! -dives at InuYasha-
InuYasha: -dodges Kagome-
Kagome: -hits Shippou instead-
Shippou: -knocked out of daze- HEY! I was dazedly staring!
Kagome: -blush- Sorry! -gets off Shippou and goes into kitchen-
InuYasha: Now where were we? -lean-
Me: -giggle-
Sango: -comes out of bedroom- What do you think?
InuYasha: -sulks- Damnit.
Me: SANGO!! You look amazing!
Miroku: -dashes into living room- SANGO?! Where?! -sees Sango- Wow!
Sango: -spin- I love it!
Me: So you should! -giggle- Here, come with me. -grabs Sango's wrist and drags her back into my room to apply black eyeshadow and brush out her hair-
Me & Sango: -emerge from my room-
Kagome: -comes back from kitchen-
Miroku: Wow. Hello SANGO! -girly giggle-
Sango: God you're a pervert.
InuYasha: I've devised a plan.
All (except InuYasha): WHAT?!
InuYasha: -deep breath- DAMNIT PEOPLE! AM I NOT ALLOWED TO DEVISE PLANS EITHER... Oh... Ah... -smile-
Me: -guess what, that's right, scratches InuYasha behind the ears-
Shippou: -jumps up on Shika's lap- Oh-most-prettiest Shika, am I pretty?
Me: Ye-
InuYasha: Get lost runt.-pushes Shippou away-
Shippou: -jumps up and bites InuYasha on the nose-
InuYasha: AGH! -shakes head to get Shippou off-
Shippou: She's MINE! -wraps himself around Shika's leg-
InuYasha: YOU LITTLE-
Me: Now, now, InuYasha, just leave him.
InuYasha: Hmph.
Kagome: Miroku, what do you want to be?
Miroku: Eh. Whatever.
Me: -evilicious smile- So anything?
Miroku: Yes.
Me: -smile getting more evil by the second- Great.
Oh no. Miroku's in trouble now. What am I planning? Where to I keep getting these wonderful costumes from? How much is that doggy in the window?
You'll find out all that and more!
Tune in a couple of days when I have another free Keyboarding class!! -cackle-
By: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spider Man. (AKA Shika)