Doo Doo-da-da-daaa, went the music.
The Friends were all sitting around bored. It was just another boring old Monday.
"So..." said Ross, who was fine. "How was everyone's weekend?"
"Well," said Chandler, who seemed gay but wasn't. "I got a great massage by a man – wait, I just heard how that sounds. And I am so not gay. Right?"
The audience tittered nervously.
"I cleaned everything in the apartment," said Monica, who liked cleaning, "and now I have nothing to clean! So maybe I'll fool around with Chandler instead."
"Woooo!" said the audience appreciatively.
"Well I had a great weekend," beamed Phoebe, who was whacky. "First I met a ninja pirate vampire princess, who whisked me off to her magical airship and bought me donuts!"
"Crazy old Phoebs," laughed the Friends, and the audience laughed with them.
"Well I met a cute guy at Central Perk," said Rachel, who was hot. "But it didn't work out due to a comic misunderstanding which, despite my hotness, he was unwilling to get past."
A couple of audience members tutted sympathetically.
"Joey!" said Joey, who was unbelievably stupid as it was a later series. The audience roared with laughter as everything faded out.
Daa da da da daa daa daa daa – Daaaaa, went the music.