Dear Reader, before reading any of the below, I must give so many heavy warnings...
If you are offended by:
1. Foul language
2. Sexual references
3. Hard rock and Metal music
4. Tenacious D
5. Altering songs for the sake of humor
6. Garet being offered as a sex-slave to save the world
PLEASE DO NOT READ this...kind...of fanfics
Thank you for paying attention...I would also like to state that I do not own: Golden Sun or It's Characters or Tenacious D or their song (Beelzeboss) or Gibson or Itama or the world...But I do own a PC, a broadband connection and the mood to make you laugh your...eyes...off.
It's silly how everyone thinks Isaac and the party just jumped the Fusion Dragon after he appeared on top of Venus Lighthouse. Now here's what REALLY happened.
Fuzerboss (Final Showdown)
[Fusion Dragon] I am complete!
[All] Fuuuuuuck!
[Fusion Dragon] Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck.
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line.
You brought me the star and now you shall all die!
[Isaac] Wait! Wait! Wait!
you motherfucker.
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.
[Fusion Dragon] Fuck, fuck, fuuuuck
the Adept code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the catch?
[Isaac] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to Hell
and also you will have to pay our rents.
[Fusion Dragon] And what if *I* win?
[Isaac] Then you can take Garet back to Hell...
[Garet] What?
[Isaac] Trust me Garet, its the only way,
[Garet] What the fuck are you talking about?
[Isaac] ...to be your little bitch.
[Fusion Dragon]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!ha ha
Isaac strapped his wicked black Gibson SG on, Garet picked up his base guitar, Mia grabbed her mic-staff and Ivan teleported his Itama drum set from Kalay
[Fusion Dragon]
I'm the DRAGON I love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
I'm the Dragon I can do what I want,
whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost.
I cant wait to take the kid back to hell.
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel.
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel.
[Isaac] No!
C'mon Garet bring the thunder.
[Garet] There's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[Isaac] listen to me.
[Garet] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man.
[Isaac] Goddamn-it Garet,
he gonna make you his sex slave.
[Ivan] You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[Garet] No.
[Mia] Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
[Garet] Dude, we've been through so much shit,
[Isaac] I've slain so many monsters with my dick,
[ALL] now its time to blow this fucker down!
[Isaac] C'mon Garet now it's time to blow doors down.
[Garet] I hear you Isaac now it's time to blow doors down.
[Ivan] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown.
[Mia] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town. (O_o)
[ALL] Now we've got to blow this fucker down.
[Garet] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[Ivan] C'mon Garet cause it's time to blow doors down.
[Mia] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown.
[Isaac] Hey anti-Sol-er, Fuzerboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the Dragon,
we are the D [18x]
[Fusion Dragon]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Garet, You're coming with me.
Taste my psyenergy fuckers!
[Adepts]
[Isaac] NO!
[Fusion Dragon]
ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' horn!
oh no!
(And THAT'S when the battle began)
THE END