A/N:I wish I did but do not own Naruto Itachi would be living

Holidays at the Akatsuki Chapter 1:

It was New Years Eve at the Akatsuki base and Tobi still had holiday cheer left over. It was surprisingly quiet. Ten minutes later: "Zetsu-san,Zetsu-san." "Zetsu isn't here,Tobi" "Where is he Deidara-sempai?" "I do not know, now go die in a hole." "O.k" "Tobi guesses he won't get to share Tobi's new fireworks."

Later that night:

" I'm going to sleep," said Deidara. "Get your beauty sleep Barbie," said Hinara. Hinara is Itachi and Sasuke's cousin she did not die because she is immortal and a demoness. Itachi looks up to her and Deidara hates looks are literally perfect.

She has long jet black hair and big onyx black eyes. She is five feet ten inches tall and 95% of her weight is muscle,bone,and organs. Her stomach is flat and chest is almost like Tsunade's. Tsunade is her sensei. She happened to ressurect the Uchiha clan when Sasuke tried to destroy is Anko's best friend and Tobi and she get along is a candy addict.

When Deidara went and laid down the bed exploded. Tobi and Hinara were laughing outide the door. He came out holding a clay bird and threw it at them, but Hinara caught it an disspelled it." Now, don't be mean to me Barbie," she taunted." Shut up, Hinara." "Stupid Uchiha! "Itachi had been walking by and stopped." what did you call her?"Itachi then used Tsukuyomi Nightmare Realm. "Arigato Ita-nii chan." "hmm." "At least Barbie got to share Tobi's fireworks."