Title: The Singing Spell of the Sorceress (alteration!)
(A/N: Hey, all you folks out there! This story is by Grace (kittykat15: A single Tear (Harry Potter fic) and Kristen (kristendotcom: Sk8er boi (Gilmore Girls fic.) This is a very stupid story, just to warn you! It's not a serious story, but we hope it will make you laugh!)
Scene 1: Act 1
Narrator: Sorceress Selena is lounging in the sunroom of her mansion when the butler enters to find a very bored, evil overlord
Butler (we'll call him Duncan): Madam, your lunch is ready.
Narrator: Out of boredom/hunger SS lunges into a rage. (Remember kids never let huger happen to you! Get a Snickers)
SS: I told you to call me O mistress of all evil! Just bring my lunch in here.
Butler (Remember his name is Duncan): Yes O mistress of all evil. Narrator: Butler leaves the room pulling out a Snickers to munch on. Selena, I mean, O mistress of all evil, goes over to her spell book, which is lying open on a chair.
SS (talking to herself (who talks to themself, is she mad?): I am sooooooooo bored! Maybe there is a spell in here that will entertain me a bit.
Narrator: SS flips idly threw the book and comes to a spell called the "Singing Spell"
SS: I know I'll use the "Singing Spell"! *evil laugh, followed by a cough and sputter*
Narrator: Butler renters the room and quickly sets down the platter with lunch.
Butler (do you remember his name? We remember his name!): "The Singing Spell"? But why! There are so many other spells you can cast that are less hideous, less insane then the "Singing Spell"! Why most you torture us so?
SS: uh duh, because I am the mistress of all evil. Why do I hire such idiots, remind me to fire you in the morning.
Butler (making mental note to not tell his mistress to fire him in the morning.): Very well, so who are you going to cast the spell on?
SS (in a deep, evil voice): Harry Potter
(A/N: Hey all you who are actually reading this, sooooooo how did you like it? Please review, adios!
(A/N: Hey, all you folks out there! This story is by Grace (kittykat15: A single Tear (Harry Potter fic) and Kristen (kristendotcom: Sk8er boi (Gilmore Girls fic.) This is a very stupid story, just to warn you! It's not a serious story, but we hope it will make you laugh!)
Scene 1: Act 1
Narrator: Sorceress Selena is lounging in the sunroom of her mansion when the butler enters to find a very bored, evil overlord
Butler (we'll call him Duncan): Madam, your lunch is ready.
Narrator: Out of boredom/hunger SS lunges into a rage. (Remember kids never let huger happen to you! Get a Snickers)
SS: I told you to call me O mistress of all evil! Just bring my lunch in here.
Butler (Remember his name is Duncan): Yes O mistress of all evil. Narrator: Butler leaves the room pulling out a Snickers to munch on. Selena, I mean, O mistress of all evil, goes over to her spell book, which is lying open on a chair.
SS (talking to herself (who talks to themself, is she mad?): I am sooooooooo bored! Maybe there is a spell in here that will entertain me a bit.
Narrator: SS flips idly threw the book and comes to a spell called the "Singing Spell"
SS: I know I'll use the "Singing Spell"! *evil laugh, followed by a cough and sputter*
Narrator: Butler renters the room and quickly sets down the platter with lunch.
Butler (do you remember his name? We remember his name!): "The Singing Spell"? But why! There are so many other spells you can cast that are less hideous, less insane then the "Singing Spell"! Why most you torture us so?
SS: uh duh, because I am the mistress of all evil. Why do I hire such idiots, remind me to fire you in the morning.
Butler (making mental note to not tell his mistress to fire him in the morning.): Very well, so who are you going to cast the spell on?
SS (in a deep, evil voice): Harry Potter
(A/N: Hey all you who are actually reading this, sooooooo how did you like it? Please review, adios!