A/N: Uh-oh, watch out, its my attempt at another crack pairing! Another appropriate title for this could be "How many pairings can I legitimately write into a UraharaxSoiFong fanfic?" Pairings are as follows: Soi FongxUrahara in action, mentions of UraharaxYoruichi & Soi FongxYoruichi, mentions of MatsumotoxIzuru, IzuruxGin, MatsumotoxGin & GinxAizen, implied YoruichixIchigo. Slight spoilers for the end of the SS arc.
Give Up, Give Out, Give In
She didn't know his reasoning, but she knew hers. Revenge - it was a simple as that. Why else would she be here, wrapped up in the arms of none other than Kisuke Urahara? Why else would she be here, mouth deeply in Kisuke Urahara's mouth?
She never would try to claim she had had a particularly hard life, but there had been people along the way who had hurt her. And no one had hurt her worse than Yoruichi, her dear captain. And years had gone past, but none had lessened her pain nor her need to avenge herself. She had to cause Yoruichi pain as she had once felt all those years ago, and after long thought she had begrudgingly admitted that defeating her on a battlefield would not be enough.
So she was here, in the arms of a man she despised. The same man who had indirectly caused her pain! But he, too, would no doubt feel pain from these actions. She could tell, he loved Yoruichi – he never would've dared ask anyone else to come along on his grand escape. She didn't know what his motives were in this act (although maybe he was miffed at Yoruichi's behavior around that Kurosaki boy), but she could tell that, regardless of this, he still loved Yoruichi. She smiled bitterly into the long-lasting kiss – his Yoruichi, not hers.
She wasn't alone. At least, not in the sense of grabbing her object of affection's object of affection. People mistakenly believed her to be too preoccupied with bitterness to notice anything that went on in the Gotei-13, but she saw, she heard. Matsumoto and Izuru had slept together, to them some twisted way to get back at Gin, the man they both loved in different ways, a man who loved them both in different ways.
She suddenly noticed the similarities in this case. Gin had followed the lead of someone he supposedly affections for, and left behind people who deserved him more than he deserved them. She gave an internal bitter laugh.
But Gin was gone, he couldn't feel pain over Matsumoto's and Izuru's "transgressions" if he never even knew; she doubted he'd even care much if he did know. Yoruichi, however, was very much in this world and aware of what occurred in it – she would feel pain, she had to feel it. So despite everyone's protests as to otherwise, she was not one of the crazier members of the Gotei-13.
So, as Yoruichi approaches and gives a slight gasp, Soi Fong smiles once again, but this time with only cruelty and a twisted sense of satisfaction.
I hate you.
Don't leave me.