Operation: Try n' Save
Location: The Mansion House
"THIS IS YOUR 5AM WAKEUP CALL!" Charles voice boomed over the PA system, "PREPARE FOR OPERATION 'Try n' Save'!"
The X-Men popped up perfectly synchronised from their round pizza bed.
"Hey, vhy did the Shrine not go off?" asked a puzzled Kurt.
Logan thrust his blanket aside and leapt gracefully onto his feet, his nightshirt trailing behind him. He wobbled to a lump in the centre of the pizza bed and kicked it. Nothing happened.
"Must be bust." He grunted, "let's get ready, we've got a big day ahead of us."
"YAY!" everyone else yelled.
Logan looked puzzled. What was so great about that?
"Look Logey! Er.., heh, I mean Logan!" shouted Scott, "the Shrines working!"
Out of the lump in the centre of the bed, a golden, shiny wheelchair rose and started rotating to the strains of 'The Haleighulah Chorus'. A song was heard over the noise: "Charles Xavier, he is our saviour!"
The X-Men did their shrine dance on top of their segments of the pizza bed.
"STOP PRAISING ME AND GET READY!!" Xaviers voice came over the PA again.
"Someone got out of the wrong side of his oragami bed today!" muttered Jean as she took her leg off a slice of sausage that Kurt used as a pillow.
The X-Men prepared themselves. They sat back in their segments of the pizza bed and pulled on a cord next to their shoulder.
"LETS GO!" they shouted.
(That's what happens when you watch too much Power Rangers, you start shouting stupid things like that in unison)
The segments of the bed tipped up and each X-Man slipped towards the centre of the bed. Where the shrine was a large hole opened up and the X-Men slipped through it, well Scott, Jean, Logey, ahem, Logan and Kurt did, the others were involved in an unfortunate accident which meant I can't use them, what a shame.
As they landed in their chairs at the table of break fast, each X-Man was fully clothed, because Charles liked to steal ideas from his lookalike Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.
"Pass the toast vill you Logan?" asked Kurt.
"Why certainly my dear boy!" answered Logan in an over the top English accent.
The other X-Men looked at him in amazement.
"Oh corks!" shouted Logan, "my secrets out!"
"You're English Logan?" Jean breathed, "Wow!"
"EAT! YES, GET NICE AND FAT, MWAHAHAHA! SOON! SOON YOU'LL BE READY" boomed Charles voice, "ER, I MEAN, HURRY! SOON WE SHALL HAVE TO LEAVE!"
"Well that was odd," commented Scott, "hey, forget Logan being English, since when did we have a PA system?"
Logan shrugged. "No idea old boy. Oh Kurt, please pass me the jolly old Earl Grey wot?"
"Ok, now I am scared," shivered Kurt, "Logan does not drink tea, he drink beer, lots and lots of beer!"
"Just pass it! You don't what it's like, I have to drink my tea in private from, BEER bottles, how uncivilised!"
End of this bit.Mwahahaha!
More coming soon, vlahh!
The pizza bed was created by me, it is the bed all the X-Men live in, it is a giant pizza with the toppings as bed sheets, which is why Jean had her leg on a sausage. The shrine was also created by me
Location: The Mansion House
"THIS IS YOUR 5AM WAKEUP CALL!" Charles voice boomed over the PA system, "PREPARE FOR OPERATION 'Try n' Save'!"
The X-Men popped up perfectly synchronised from their round pizza bed.
"Hey, vhy did the Shrine not go off?" asked a puzzled Kurt.
Logan thrust his blanket aside and leapt gracefully onto his feet, his nightshirt trailing behind him. He wobbled to a lump in the centre of the pizza bed and kicked it. Nothing happened.
"Must be bust." He grunted, "let's get ready, we've got a big day ahead of us."
"YAY!" everyone else yelled.
Logan looked puzzled. What was so great about that?
"Look Logey! Er.., heh, I mean Logan!" shouted Scott, "the Shrines working!"
Out of the lump in the centre of the bed, a golden, shiny wheelchair rose and started rotating to the strains of 'The Haleighulah Chorus'. A song was heard over the noise: "Charles Xavier, he is our saviour!"
The X-Men did their shrine dance on top of their segments of the pizza bed.
"STOP PRAISING ME AND GET READY!!" Xaviers voice came over the PA again.
"Someone got out of the wrong side of his oragami bed today!" muttered Jean as she took her leg off a slice of sausage that Kurt used as a pillow.
The X-Men prepared themselves. They sat back in their segments of the pizza bed and pulled on a cord next to their shoulder.
"LETS GO!" they shouted.
(That's what happens when you watch too much Power Rangers, you start shouting stupid things like that in unison)
The segments of the bed tipped up and each X-Man slipped towards the centre of the bed. Where the shrine was a large hole opened up and the X-Men slipped through it, well Scott, Jean, Logey, ahem, Logan and Kurt did, the others were involved in an unfortunate accident which meant I can't use them, what a shame.
As they landed in their chairs at the table of break fast, each X-Man was fully clothed, because Charles liked to steal ideas from his lookalike Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.
"Pass the toast vill you Logan?" asked Kurt.
"Why certainly my dear boy!" answered Logan in an over the top English accent.
The other X-Men looked at him in amazement.
"Oh corks!" shouted Logan, "my secrets out!"
"You're English Logan?" Jean breathed, "Wow!"
"EAT! YES, GET NICE AND FAT, MWAHAHAHA! SOON! SOON YOU'LL BE READY" boomed Charles voice, "ER, I MEAN, HURRY! SOON WE SHALL HAVE TO LEAVE!"
"Well that was odd," commented Scott, "hey, forget Logan being English, since when did we have a PA system?"
Logan shrugged. "No idea old boy. Oh Kurt, please pass me the jolly old Earl Grey wot?"
"Ok, now I am scared," shivered Kurt, "Logan does not drink tea, he drink beer, lots and lots of beer!"
"Just pass it! You don't what it's like, I have to drink my tea in private from, BEER bottles, how uncivilised!"
End of this bit.Mwahahaha!
More coming soon, vlahh!
The pizza bed was created by me, it is the bed all the X-Men live in, it is a giant pizza with the toppings as bed sheets, which is why Jean had her leg on a sausage. The shrine was also created by me