Fandom: Torchwood

Characters: Jack, Toshiko, Owen

Prompt: Watermelon for charloft 100 drabbles of summer

Rating: G

Word count: 100

"A sentient watermelon? Seriously?" smirked Owen.

Jack nodded, glaring at his fingernails. "Seems it wasn't a fruit slicer we found," he muttered.

Owen sniggered to himself.

Toshiko moved forward, scanner directing her to a large barn. "In here, Jack."

They moved forward, Toshiko in the lead, gun ready. After all. who knew what a suddenly sentient and walking fruit would do with it's life. Tosh yanked opened the small side door, Jack covering her. She looked in.

"Uh, any special features to the watermelon?" she asked.

"It's just a damn watermelon, round. Hard. Green!"

"Just… it's a watermelon farm, Sir!"