Yugi's house burnt down!
Chapter 1 - Internet addicted Yami and sugar high kids
Genre - Humor
Blueraydragon@yahoo.co.uk Rated - Pg-14+
Disclaimer- I don't own Yu-gi-oh
Summary: Yugi's house burnt down and now he and his yami have nowhere to stay, insanity follows when they try to live with other Yu-Gi-Oh characters plus may include guys from my 2nd fanfic.
Me:*rubs hands* Let the weirdness commence! Muhahahahahahahahahaha
Yugi:*looks at ruins of house* Come on lets go see if Kaiba will let us stay for a while.
Yami:*shocked* No way Kaiba won't even let us sleep in Joey's dog house!
Yugi:*stunned* Joey has a dog house?
Yami:*looks at sky* Everyone knows that Joey has a dog house, Kaiba built it so he can stay over when Serenity visits.
Yugi:*still shocked* JOEY HAS A DOG HOUSE?
Yami:*drags Yugi* Alright that's enough I remember why no one told you now!
Yugi:*being dragged* Joey has a dog house?
Outside the Kaiba mansion ringing doorbell.
Seto:*opens door* What the fuck do you want?
Yugi:*sweatdrop* Our house burnt down. Can we stay with you for a while?
Yami:*puppy dog eyes* Please Seto.
Seto:*shrugs* Oh alright but you break anything valuable and you're out.
Yugi and Yami:*shout* HAI!
3 weeks later..
Yami:*walking in to Seto's office* Hey Seto can I go on the internet?
Seto:*growls* No I'm cutting you off.
Yami:*pleads* Why? Why? Why? Why? Tell me why?
Seto:*flatly* You want a reason? Fine you have run up a huge phone bill in a few short weeks. So I'm cutting you off.
Yami:*runs from office screaming* RRRRRAAAAAAAAA HELP ME I NEED THE INTERNET!!!!!
Seto:*sweatdrop* He acts like it's the end of the world. Old people *looks at computer* Aw shit that bastard made me delete my report.
Yugi and Mokuba talking together..
Yugi: Hey Mokuba got any sugar?
Mokuba:*grins* Yeah here ya go Yugi eat up *passes him candy*
Yugi:*eats candy* Heh I'm gonna get hyper. Give me more now.
Mokuba:*sweatdrop* Alright take it easy though *eats candy*
An hour later Yugi and Mokuba run around the house and find Yami looking pretty freaked.
Yami:*stares at the pair* Ra the internet monsters have come for me.
Yugi:*loony face* Yami's gone nuts look at Yami.
Mokuba:*hyper* You're Yami looks really weird like that.
Yami:*cowers* Get away from me back off you won't take me alive never! By the light of Ra I shall kill you all *leaps at Yugi throttles him* Die midget!
Mokuba:*rolls on floor laughing* Heh heh heh crazy old man ha.
Yugi:*choking* Help me you baka don't just sit there laughing.
Mokuba:*tries to help Yugi*
Eventually they got Yami under control somehow and had managed to tie him up, then hoisted him and hung Yami from a very large chandelier.
Yami:*struggling to break free* AGH LET ME GO! I NEED TO DESTROY THOSE INTERNET MONSTERS! AAAGGGHHH!
In Seto's living room..
Mokuba:*insane giggle* Wanna play baseball? *pulls out base ball bat*
Yugi:*grins* Ok *grabs a collectable star trek plate* You better get ready Mokuba here it comes *throws plate*
Mokuba:*swings bat* HAI! *plate smashes in to bits* Heh this is fun throw me another one.
They kept this up until Seto came in and saw them playing base ball with his plate collection.
Seto:*rages* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? HAVE YOU TWO HAD SUGAR? AND WHY IS YAMI HANGING FROM A CHANDIELER?
Mokuba:*hides behind a sofa* It was Yugi's idea, he gave me the candy and Yami tried to kill us!
Yugi:*runs round Seto* Yay maypole round and round the maypole.
Seto:*grabs Yugi* Alright that does it you and Yami are outta here, I warned you *kicks Yugi and Yami outside*
Outside...
Yami:*crosses arms* Well this is just great thanks a lot Yugi.
Yugi:*doing headstands* Lets find somewhere else to live *runs off*
Yami:*runs after him* Wait up! Bloody shrimp sure can run fast when he's hyper-active.
Me:*laughs insanely* Next time you're living with Marik and Malik. Heh I can just imagine what's going to happen, cos I'm writing this fic.
Yami and Yugi:*cry* You wouldn't dare?
Me:*evil grin* Oh yes I would!
Marik = hikari Malik = yami
To be continued....
Chapter 1 - Internet addicted Yami and sugar high kids
Genre - Humor
Blueraydragon@yahoo.co.uk Rated - Pg-14+
Disclaimer- I don't own Yu-gi-oh
Summary: Yugi's house burnt down and now he and his yami have nowhere to stay, insanity follows when they try to live with other Yu-Gi-Oh characters plus may include guys from my 2nd fanfic.
Me:*rubs hands* Let the weirdness commence! Muhahahahahahahahahaha
Yugi:*looks at ruins of house* Come on lets go see if Kaiba will let us stay for a while.
Yami:*shocked* No way Kaiba won't even let us sleep in Joey's dog house!
Yugi:*stunned* Joey has a dog house?
Yami:*looks at sky* Everyone knows that Joey has a dog house, Kaiba built it so he can stay over when Serenity visits.
Yugi:*still shocked* JOEY HAS A DOG HOUSE?
Yami:*drags Yugi* Alright that's enough I remember why no one told you now!
Yugi:*being dragged* Joey has a dog house?
Outside the Kaiba mansion ringing doorbell.
Seto:*opens door* What the fuck do you want?
Yugi:*sweatdrop* Our house burnt down. Can we stay with you for a while?
Yami:*puppy dog eyes* Please Seto.
Seto:*shrugs* Oh alright but you break anything valuable and you're out.
Yugi and Yami:*shout* HAI!
3 weeks later..
Yami:*walking in to Seto's office* Hey Seto can I go on the internet?
Seto:*growls* No I'm cutting you off.
Yami:*pleads* Why? Why? Why? Why? Tell me why?
Seto:*flatly* You want a reason? Fine you have run up a huge phone bill in a few short weeks. So I'm cutting you off.
Yami:*runs from office screaming* RRRRRAAAAAAAAA HELP ME I NEED THE INTERNET!!!!!
Seto:*sweatdrop* He acts like it's the end of the world. Old people *looks at computer* Aw shit that bastard made me delete my report.
Yugi and Mokuba talking together..
Yugi: Hey Mokuba got any sugar?
Mokuba:*grins* Yeah here ya go Yugi eat up *passes him candy*
Yugi:*eats candy* Heh I'm gonna get hyper. Give me more now.
Mokuba:*sweatdrop* Alright take it easy though *eats candy*
An hour later Yugi and Mokuba run around the house and find Yami looking pretty freaked.
Yami:*stares at the pair* Ra the internet monsters have come for me.
Yugi:*loony face* Yami's gone nuts look at Yami.
Mokuba:*hyper* You're Yami looks really weird like that.
Yami:*cowers* Get away from me back off you won't take me alive never! By the light of Ra I shall kill you all *leaps at Yugi throttles him* Die midget!
Mokuba:*rolls on floor laughing* Heh heh heh crazy old man ha.
Yugi:*choking* Help me you baka don't just sit there laughing.
Mokuba:*tries to help Yugi*
Eventually they got Yami under control somehow and had managed to tie him up, then hoisted him and hung Yami from a very large chandelier.
Yami:*struggling to break free* AGH LET ME GO! I NEED TO DESTROY THOSE INTERNET MONSTERS! AAAGGGHHH!
In Seto's living room..
Mokuba:*insane giggle* Wanna play baseball? *pulls out base ball bat*
Yugi:*grins* Ok *grabs a collectable star trek plate* You better get ready Mokuba here it comes *throws plate*
Mokuba:*swings bat* HAI! *plate smashes in to bits* Heh this is fun throw me another one.
They kept this up until Seto came in and saw them playing base ball with his plate collection.
Seto:*rages* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? HAVE YOU TWO HAD SUGAR? AND WHY IS YAMI HANGING FROM A CHANDIELER?
Mokuba:*hides behind a sofa* It was Yugi's idea, he gave me the candy and Yami tried to kill us!
Yugi:*runs round Seto* Yay maypole round and round the maypole.
Seto:*grabs Yugi* Alright that does it you and Yami are outta here, I warned you *kicks Yugi and Yami outside*
Outside...
Yami:*crosses arms* Well this is just great thanks a lot Yugi.
Yugi:*doing headstands* Lets find somewhere else to live *runs off*
Yami:*runs after him* Wait up! Bloody shrimp sure can run fast when he's hyper-active.
Me:*laughs insanely* Next time you're living with Marik and Malik. Heh I can just imagine what's going to happen, cos I'm writing this fic.
Yami and Yugi:*cry* You wouldn't dare?
Me:*evil grin* Oh yes I would!
Marik = hikari Malik = yami
To be continued....