Disclaimer: I do not own Bowser or any other Mario character in this story. But I do own Bowser's sister Vanessa ,she's my OC (which means Owned Character).
Note: All rights to the Mario series belong to Nintendo.
Bowser's Sisterly Dilemma
Chapter 1
Today was just like any other day for Bowser, he had just been defeated by Mario once again. He was in his throne room complaining about his constant failures to defeat Mario
I hate that annoying plumber, he messes up my schemes every single time, I mean really could life get any worse.
Master Bowser, a letter has arrived for you in the mail", Said Kamek as he walked into the throne room holding an envelope.
Thanks for- wait a minute, who told you to snoop through my mail", Bowser said.
You did sir", Kamek said as he gave him the envelope.
Whatever", Bowser said as he opened the letter.
He then began to read it
Dear Bowser
It's been a long time since we've seen each other, so I just wanted to let you know that I'll be coming to stay with you for a while so we can catch up on old times. I really look forward to seeing my favorite big brother again after so many years. I'll call you tomorrow to let you know when I'm coming. Won't that be so much fun.
Sincerely,
Your baby sister, Vanessa Koopa.
Kamek just watched as Bowser stood there completely motionless with a frightened look on his face.
Sir, are you alright", Kamek asked.
Rather than saying anything, Bowser instead responded in the most unexpected way.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH", Bowser let out an incredibly loud glass shattering scream which lasted for hours.
Everyone in the castle had to cover their ears during Bowser's screaming tantrum. Afterwards he finally stopped. Kamek then took the time to try and calm him down.
Now sir ,what is it about your sister that creeps you out?, Kamek asked him.
You idiot, you just don't understand do you, my sister is the one person who I do not wanna see, she's the threat to my very existence'', Bowser said.
I thought Mario was the threat", Kamek informed him.
No, you moron, Mario is the bane of my existence, Vanessa is the THREAT to my VERY existence'', Bowser corrected him.
I suppose you had a bad interaction with her in the past?", asked Kamek.
Yeah I did, all through my childhood, she would bother me everyday with stuff like, "hey big brother you wanna play hide and seek, hey big brother wanna play checkers, hey big brother you wanna play house, hey big brother you wanna pick some flowers with me, I couldn't take it anymore Kamek", Bowser explained.
Perhaps, you could try being the bigger koopa and try to bond with your sis-
I DON'T WANT TO", Bowser cut him off.
Why not?", asked Kamek.
Because she's annoying and very clingy, for all I know she can go feed herself to my chain chom-
But Bowser was interrupted by sound of the phone ringing, he went over and answered it.
Hello'', Bowser inquired.
Hi big brother its me'', said a famliar voice over the phone.
Who is this?", Bowser asked.
Its me Vanessa'', said the voice.
What, I thought you said you would call me tommorrow", Bowser said.
I chose to call you now to surprize you", Vanessa said.
Okay since you chose to surprize me when are you coming?", Bowser asked in sarcasm.
I'm coming to the castle now, I see it up ahead", Vanessa said.
WHAT!", Bowser said in shock.
I'm almost there, see you in a minute big brother", She said before hanging up.
Well sire, this is exciting, aren't you glad?", asked Kamek
No I'm not you bonehead, do I sound glad to you, this is the most horrible day of my life, how could it get anymore worse", Bowser said.
Then he heard a knock at the door in the main lobby of the castle.
She's here", Kamek said.
Despite feeling hesitant, Bowser realized that he had no choice.
Get ready Bowser, you're about to make your life more worse than before", Bowser thought to himself.
The moment he opened the door, he found himself face to face with an adult female spike shelled koopa. From what Bowser could see, Vanessa had really changed physically over the years since he last saw her. Her attire consisted of a buttoned up blue tank top with a red rose on the front, it was open slightly at the top, which showed off her large, well-rounded breasts, she also wore a pair of blue jean shorts and a pair of red high heels. Her hair was a fiery red color like Bowser, but unlike her brother, she had no horns on her head. Her eyes were a sparkly diamond blue. Bowser was so mesmerized by his sister's appearance that he was speechless, he almost started to drool on the floor, but he quickly snapped out of it when she spoke up.
Hi big brother, I'm so happy to see you", Vanessa greeted as she embraced him in a big hug.
Not wanting to be rude, Bowser returned the hug.
Yeah, and I'm happy to see you too", Bowser replied sarcastically.
I know when you're being sarcastic Bowser "Maurice" Koopa", Vanessa said after letting him go.
Bowser's eyes widen with shock after hearing what she called him. When he was just a little koopaling, he made a vow to himself that no one in his family, not even his parents, would ever dare to address him by his full name.
I thought I told you a thousand times never to call me by my full name", Bowser snapped.
Well, you should know, I don't care", Vanessa retorted.
Aw man, even when we're grown up, you still make fun of me", Bowser complained.
But then he got serious.
Alright, fess up, why are you really here?", Bowser asked while crossing his arms.
I already told you in the letter", She replied.
Well then, how long are staying for exactly?", Bowser wondered.
40 days", Vanessa answered.
WHAT, 40 DAYS", Bowser freaked out.
Oh don't worry big brother, It'll be fine, trust me,and you don't have to show me where the guestroom is I can find it myself, I promise you, while I'm here that we're gonna have a whole lot of fun", Vanessa said as she headed down the hall to the guestroom with her stuff.
But but , aw nevermind it, what's the use anyway", Bowser said giving up.
Well, looks like things have gotten worse for me even more", Bowser said as he shook his head.
Boy, Bowser doesn't sound too happy about his sister staying with him for 40 days, I hope he gets used to it soon.
Anyway, with that aside, I hope you like my story, it might make you laugh.
Sayonara.