Ms. Bitters is teaching the whole class on what to do if the world implodes.
Ms. Bitters: You will all die... die... dieeeeeee...
Dib: Ms. Bitters, what if I don't want to die?
Mrs. Bitters: Then you're screwed.
Dib sits there looking depressed while Zim is doing something his self destruct button (from episode 1).
RING!(says the bell)
: Go, go, GO NOW...!
Everyone runs out the door except for Dib and Zim.
Dib: Zim! I see your doing your thing with your thing on your wrist... thing...
Zim: Shut your noise hole! I'm fixing my wrist clock..
Dib:Watch...?
Zim: YOU LIE!
: Go unless you want to go to the underground classroom...
Zim and Dib run out of the room, and Zim doesn't notice that his self destruct bracelet fell on the floor in the classroom set to explode in 5 minutes.
Zim: What happened to my A.C.S.D.B.T.I.A.A.C.B.I.M.I.Y.M.Z.H.H.Y. (awesome cool new self destruct button that is awesome and cool because I made it yes me Zim he he yeah...)
Before they got to to the lunch room, A huge boom came from the classroom. Dib looked at Zim as he was whistling "innocently", annd everyone in the cafeteria didn't really care...
***THE NEXT DAY***
The unknown principal makes an announcement over the speaker.
Unknown Principal: 's class... Ms. Bitters has been exploded into the sun, and has disappeared from the face of the Earth, so your new teacher is Mrs. Onearethreekayn
: Yes! And today is... WONDERFUL!
Literal sunshine, rainbows, and bacon flies out of her bookbag.
Zita: I LIKE THIS NEW TEECHER!
Dib: You spelled "teacher" wrong
Old Kid: Only YOU would see the spelling mistakes in dialog...
Keef: Have some bacon, Di- YOUCHHH (He just got burned with some awesome lazarrrr :D)
Dib: Heh, Heh... It wasn't me!
Keff: I mean... How about you, ?
: No thank you... I'm... vegetarian!
Dib: Who's vegetarian in this town?
***LUNCH!***
Dib: Look Gaz!
Gaz: What...? You know what, don't even tell me.
Dib: is really suspicious!
Gaz: Stop it...!
Dib: Her name, - 1, Are- R, three- 3, Kay- k, N...N!
Gaz: Ugh...
Dib: is 1R3kn! IRKEN! Her bookbag she always bring around with her probably hides her pak! AND SHE IS "VEGETARIAN!" WHOOOOO ISSSS VEGETARIANNN INN THISSS TOWNNN?
Gaz: All right, that's it!
Gaz grabs Dib's stubby little neck and chokes him until she hangs him up on the big bank building (walk of doom)
Dib: HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
***Zim's House***
Gir: Who's therrreeee?
: It's ! Zim's teacher.
As we zoom into Gir's brain, he is... thinking of dancing weenies.
Gir: COME IN!
: Zim? Are you there?
Zim: GIR? WHO IS IT?
Gir: It's your teacher, person, monkey man!
Zim elevates from the center of the floor as he is putting on his contact
Zim: Monkey ma-a-a-HUMAN!
Zim whips out a random stick (short notice) and throws it at her, but she grabs it and instantly crushes it in her very hands!
: I need to talk to you.
turns into a moderately tall, pretty Irken as she whips out a rope.
Zim:... Oh shi-
UNTIL THEN!
Will Zim get raped? Will revive from the dead? WILL DIB GET OFF OF THE BUILDING?
Figure all this out in the next chapter,
* An Unexpected Hero *