In honor of the latest Super Smash Bros. game being released, a huge party was being held at Princess Peach's Castle. Master Hand had arranged the entire thing, and everyone who was in Brawl, Assist Trophies included, was invited.

Roy smiled as he walked the path towards the castle. Not only would he be able to have a re-match with his old friend, Marth, but would also be able to test his skill against the newcomer, Ike.

When Roy reached the doorway, Luigi was there to greet him. He asked, "Name and game series, please," to which Roy replied, "Roy, Fire Emblem."

"Roy, Roy…" muttered Luigi as he scanned the list of invited guests. "Nope, not on the list," he said finally.

"WHAT?!" shouted Roy, "B-But I'm a fan-favorite of the FE series! How can I NOT be on the list?!"

"Look dude, I don't write the lists," said Luigi, "I just let the guests in. Buzz off."

Just then, a woman who was slightly taller than Roy stepped up to the door. This woman has a long, green ponytail and a long, sharp weapon at her waist. "Lyn, Fire Emblem, Assist Trophy," she said.

"Lyn, huh?" said Luigi, looking at the list again. "Oh yeah! You're in!"

Lyn walked in the castle. Roy's jaw dropped. A girl like Lyn, who only had one game under her belt, invited to Brawl? At least I got a cameo in another game, thought Roy.

Roy walked off and headed for the nearest place that was empty, which happened to be the ruined Temple, Marth and Roy's old hangout spot. To his surprise, Mewtwo, Pichu, Dr. Mario and Young Link were there as well. "Um, what are you guys doing here?" Roy asked.

"Hmm…" muttered Mewtwo. He didn't look happy. Then again he never looked happy. But today he looked even more pissed off than usual. "I'm guessing YOU got rejected too?" he asked.

"Yeah, I did, did you?" replied Roy.

"We ALL got rejected." moaned Young Link. "WE aren't in Brawl, see? We got LEFT BEHIND." Young Link took a gulp of milk. The bottles of milk he carried around seemed to be bottomless. Young Link always said, "It's milk. You can't get drunk on milk." Although he does look a bit tipsy to me, thought Roy.

Roy sat on one of the pillars that wasn't about to collapse and thought (out loud), "Any ideas on why we were left behind?"

"Hmph," said Mewtwo. "The only logical explanation is that my popularity has died down, so they thought it'd be a good idea to replace me with the Yoda ripoff. Or whoever Lucario is supposed to ripoff…someone from Star Wars. Anyways, apparently I'm out because those that star in less movies and are less rare are obviously better. There's only ONE of ME in all of Pokemon. Yet a commoner like Lucario who was hyped gets in somehow. I could breed FIFTY Lucarios and you wouldn't know the difference. HE has ONE movie. I have TWO. I have a more credible reason for hating humans."

"You're awfully calm about it," retorted Dr. Mario.

Mewtwo almost popped a blood vessel. "Believe me, I'm NOT. What's your excuse, doc?"

"WELL," moaned Dr. Mario, "I guess it doesn't make good SENSE to have both regular Mario AND Dr. Mario. They're both the same character, see? Much like the milk addict over there."

"WELL," moaned Young Link, "If you think your case is bad, HELL NO, MINE'S WORSE. They replace me…with TOON LINK! HA! A DIFFERENT VERSION OF LINK! They're both the same character too! So why do we have TWO LINKS here, huh?"

"Because one's overpowered and the other isn't?" speculated Roy. This prompted Young Link to throw an empty bottle at Roy, who was more amazed with the fact that the bottles actually ran out of milk. "So what's Pichu's reason for being out?"

Pichu had been asleep the entire time. He wasn't gonna wake up soon, that was for sure.

"Pichu told me," said Mewtwo, "that his reason is because, compared to Pikachu, Pichu's a nobody. He even wonders why he was in Melee…wait a minute. Dr. Mario, Pichu, Roy, Young Link…I see. We were left out because we were either annoying, unpopular, or we had the most overpowered AI ever."

"That's no reason to throw us out!" shouted Roy. "Hey, guys, let's stop sulking and go have our own party! We could play our games and not let anyone in except guys who are pissed that they aren't in Brawl!"

Mewtwo smirked at the idea. "I like it."