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Mega man was a mad mega man! He like fishing with his gay dad named Emil. They would catch lots of fish and sometimes......eat THEM! One day when they were fishing, Alastair from Biowares tm DRAGON AGE: ORGINS! showed up with a gun! He told them to give them all their fish, that they caught that day. Emil suggested they join a band instead bcause he knew NEmsis from Capcoms tm Resident Evil 3: Nemesis. Alastair said ok; so they headed home to pratice band things. Emil had AIDS so he couldnt pratice for longer than 1 hour per day. So Alastair and mega man played DEAD or ALIVE: XTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL instead. It was hot.

Meanwhile Nemsis was working his day job at a law firm where he was a mail clerk. He hated his job cause all he wanted to do was play music with his gay friend Emil who has AIDS so he couldnt pratice music for more than 1 hour.

So Mega Man was still mad at doctor Wiley for the snake robot that ruined the end of Clive Barker's Candyman and its sister movie production of the same name published in 1992, so he killed him.

Emil took him aside and pointed to a young convent student girl walking ahead, she was no more than 10 years old. Thomas you go behind the little girl, lift up her skirt from behind, grab both her legs and lift her, wiggle her, drop her right away and run, run, we will meet you later, 2 blocks away.
Thomas's pulse began pounding, he had never done anything like this before, and he wanted to please Emil and become part of his gang. Walking behind the young girl, he did exactly as Emil's instructions, and yelled loudly as he lifted up the girl, wiggling her, he dropped the crying screaming poor girl, and began running for his life like a bullet.

emil was sentenced to five years of hard labor, but he died of aids so the sentence was carried onto his son Megaman, because that's how it works.

The judge was a hot and dirty blonde.

When Megaman got to prison, he took off his battle armor/helmet He was not a robot! Anymore!
now he wore orange jumpsuit of prison variety make. Extra large cuz baggy pants are cool, dawg, as a black man informed him. PRESIDENT OBAMA WOULD NOT PARDON HIM OF HIS CRIMES...father's crimes...WHATEVER! HE was a well dressed homosexual with good moral ethics and he died of AIDS.

He's in prison to this day

He broke out of prison with the snake robot he used to be mad at but they were friends now!