A/N: Alice here. This fic is the absolute highlight of our thought process!
*giggles devilishly*
Catman: Homophobes, beware. Slash, silliness, and Confusion to come
Alice: But really, its quite eloquent!
Catman: We don't even think we need to beg for reviews on this one.
Alice: But we will anyway! R&R, enjoy the story-you dirty pervert.
"Kitchen Chat"
By Alice and Stevie Storm (and Catman)
Rating: PG-13 for..well, suggestions. Of Fem slash, Slash, and Immorally oversexed characters!
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"So Kurt" Kitty grinned "Did you hear about Jean and Amara's Extra sessions in the danger room, Heh?"
"Oh-Mein-Gott- No way! Are you serious?"
"Yes way! I left my sweater in the control room and walked in on one" said Kitty, scandalously. "Of course, It was a one way view" she added quickly.
Kurt giggled. "Oooh, how positively scandalous"
"I KNOW! Little Miss All American and Island girl getting it on practically in public! Priceless!"
Bobby entered the kitchen.
"Oh MY GOSH Bobby did you hear about Jean and Amara?"
"Shh! Don't tell him!"
"Don't tell me what?"
Kurt and Kitty exchanged nervous glances.
"Well..As you know, The Institute's resident princesses have been doing some 'Extra' training lately."
"What do you.wait a minute.Oh my total gosh! Like NO WAY! Are you serious? They were-you know-in the DANGER ROOM?"
Kurt and Kitty nodded they're heads, laughing raunchily.
"Oh my gosh, Does Scott know?"
"What do YOU think?" asked Kurt
Bobby gasped, and put a hand to his mouth.
At that moment, Scott walked in the kitchen.
"Hey guys, what's up?"
"Um.Scott, are you aware that Jean and Amara have been doing a lot of extra one-on-one training lately?"
"Yes, actually. Isn't it great?" Said Scott, making his way over to the fridge and pouring himself a juice.
Kitty looked at him with a pitying expression. Kurt shook his head solemnly. Bobby sighed and muttered "Aw, man."
"Scott-Extra training sessions. Like, more then healthy-Scott, do you get what I am trying to say?"
"You know what? You should learn from them-" (Kurt snorted) "-They LOVE to train, and they aren't ashamed of it."
Bobby giggled.
"Hey, Scott" cooed Bobby seductively, advancing on Scott.
"How about you and I do some extra training in the danger room?"
Kitty squealed into her hands. Kurt's eyes bulged out of there sockets.
Scott grinned
"Sure, Bobby! I'm glad to do it." Said Scott, giving Bobby a thumbs up.
"Scott!" Kitty cried "Don't you get what were talking about?"
"Sure. You guys are talking about sex..right?"
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Stevie, A Recovering Homophobe: I just beat myself up for helping with this -_-
Catman: You little pervert **smiles fondly**
Stevie: Shuddup! This was completely un-characteristic for me! I do not write SLASH!
Catman: Oh you are such a baby **rolls eyes** How did I get such a wimp for my Master? Anywayz, we've got to get Stevie to therapy so we hope you felt as Crazy as we did after reading this. Love yuns! Kisses!
Catman: Homophobes, beware. Slash, silliness, and Confusion to come
Alice: But really, its quite eloquent!
Catman: We don't even think we need to beg for reviews on this one.
Alice: But we will anyway! R&R, enjoy the story-you dirty pervert.
"Kitchen Chat"
By Alice and Stevie Storm (and Catman)
Rating: PG-13 for..well, suggestions. Of Fem slash, Slash, and Immorally oversexed characters!
*
"So Kurt" Kitty grinned "Did you hear about Jean and Amara's Extra sessions in the danger room, Heh?"
"Oh-Mein-Gott- No way! Are you serious?"
"Yes way! I left my sweater in the control room and walked in on one" said Kitty, scandalously. "Of course, It was a one way view" she added quickly.
Kurt giggled. "Oooh, how positively scandalous"
"I KNOW! Little Miss All American and Island girl getting it on practically in public! Priceless!"
Bobby entered the kitchen.
"Oh MY GOSH Bobby did you hear about Jean and Amara?"
"Shh! Don't tell him!"
"Don't tell me what?"
Kurt and Kitty exchanged nervous glances.
"Well..As you know, The Institute's resident princesses have been doing some 'Extra' training lately."
"What do you.wait a minute.Oh my total gosh! Like NO WAY! Are you serious? They were-you know-in the DANGER ROOM?"
Kurt and Kitty nodded they're heads, laughing raunchily.
"Oh my gosh, Does Scott know?"
"What do YOU think?" asked Kurt
Bobby gasped, and put a hand to his mouth.
At that moment, Scott walked in the kitchen.
"Hey guys, what's up?"
"Um.Scott, are you aware that Jean and Amara have been doing a lot of extra one-on-one training lately?"
"Yes, actually. Isn't it great?" Said Scott, making his way over to the fridge and pouring himself a juice.
Kitty looked at him with a pitying expression. Kurt shook his head solemnly. Bobby sighed and muttered "Aw, man."
"Scott-Extra training sessions. Like, more then healthy-Scott, do you get what I am trying to say?"
"You know what? You should learn from them-" (Kurt snorted) "-They LOVE to train, and they aren't ashamed of it."
Bobby giggled.
"Hey, Scott" cooed Bobby seductively, advancing on Scott.
"How about you and I do some extra training in the danger room?"
Kitty squealed into her hands. Kurt's eyes bulged out of there sockets.
Scott grinned
"Sure, Bobby! I'm glad to do it." Said Scott, giving Bobby a thumbs up.
"Scott!" Kitty cried "Don't you get what were talking about?"
"Sure. You guys are talking about sex..right?"
*
Stevie, A Recovering Homophobe: I just beat myself up for helping with this -_-
Catman: You little pervert **smiles fondly**
Stevie: Shuddup! This was completely un-characteristic for me! I do not write SLASH!
Catman: Oh you are such a baby **rolls eyes** How did I get such a wimp for my Master? Anywayz, we've got to get Stevie to therapy so we hope you felt as Crazy as we did after reading this. Love yuns! Kisses!