Sorry it's so short, but i hope that you like it anyway.
Know Your Stars: Lost Style
Jack
Jack walked through the dark hatch. He noticed a single stool in the middle of the room with a spotlight shining on it, so he decided to sit down.
Out of nowhere, a bodiless voice called out, 'Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Jack Sheppard, he's everybody's hero."
"Well, not to brag or anything, but, I was voted Most Likely To Save Someone's Life by all the survivors."
'Jack Shepard, he secretly calls himself Super Jack!'
"I do not! That is ridiculous!" he then added in a whisper, "It's Jackman."
'Super Jack, he thinks he's better than Batman.'
"If you are going to call me by my superhero name, call me Jackman. And btw, nobody can be better than Batman. He's the greatest superhero that ever lived! Apart from Superman that is."
'Super Jack, he sneaks off into the jungle at night to battle the monster.'
"I've never even seen the monster, well there was that one time a couple weeks ago, but still! And I'd never go into the jungle alone at night! It's scary!"
'Super Jack, he's not afraid of monsters, but he's scared of an itty bitty jungle!'
"Have you ever been in that jungle? It's creepy! There are Others in it! And they whisper!"
'Super Jack, he's scared of whispering,' the voice said in a whisper.
"What are you doing? I'm not scared of whispering! I just get creeped out by those whispers in the jungle!"
'Super Jack he has to shout everything because he'll die if he whispers.'
"Will you quit it already? I'm not scared of whispering!"
'Fine then. Have it your way.Super Jack, he wears tights and a cape.'
"No, I don't! Wait, why am I even arguing with you? It won't do any good." Jack then got up off the stool and walked away.
'Super Jack,' the voice yelled, 'he thinks he can fly! Wait! Come back here! I'm not finished with you!' the voice sighed. 'And know you know Super Jack.'
----
Review Time! Reviews are greatly appreciated. I'll give ramen noodles to anyone who reviews!