I'm back behbeh! This story came to me in a dream. Sporks, Beauty and the Best, RENT, perfect match! LOL! Disclaimer: Don't own RENT or Beauty and the Beast, but I own a spork, and I'm eating cake with my spork… Cake+ Spork love. It's just like my pookie and me. Pookie+ me Love: D On with the story!
Once upon a time, in a land far far away called Bohemia, the hansom prince Roger was sitting on his throne, celebrating his 18th birthday with all of his workers which included his best friend Mark Cohen, who liked to film stuff, his dead cow stuffer and drama queen, Maureen Johnson, who was married to Joanne Jefferson, but sadly, Joanne died, so Maureen now goes by the name Mrs. Jefferson, and after Joanne's death, started to clean pots. Joanne was also a transvestite, so they had a son named Chip. Then there was Collins. Collins had an obsession with clocks. Who wouldn't, I mean, clocks are so cool! Anyways, he was dating the maid, Angel, who was a beautiful drag queen, who liked to play with the feather duster, with all its fluffiness. And Roger, he had an obsession with himself. I mean, he is gorgeous, so who wouldn't want to be obsessed with him?
Anyways, during his party, there was a knock at the door, and since it was his party, he went to answer the door. Expecting to see a servant with many gifts, he open the door to find a male stripper with a nametag that said 'Benjamin Coffin III, but you can call me Benny' holding a single red rose and said "Please sir, let me in, and in exchange, I, Benny, male stripper from the Cat Scratch Club, will give you this single red rose, and if you'd like, I'll dance." he added the last prt with a flirtatious glance. The reply from prince Roger was "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DOOR OR I SHALL KILL YOU! GET AWAY! SHADDUP! I DON'T WANT YOUR STINKING RED ROSE!" Just as he finished yelling, Benny floated into the air, surrounded by a warm, white light, and turned into a beautiful woman and said "You do not see people for what is within, you always judge people from the outside. I say, what the hell do you have against male strippers, gangsta g, yo? For that, I shall turn you into the thing you hate the most!" Roger began his guessing.
"Male strippers?"
"No."
"Barney?"
"No, you're getting cold."
"Michael Jackson?"
"NO FOR CHRIST SAKE!"
"THEN WHAT THE HELL AM I TURNING INTO!"
"YOU'RE TURNING INTO A SPORK, OK? YOU AND EVERYONE IN YOUR CASTLE SHALL BE CURSED TO TURN INTO SOMETHING! THEY'RE LUCKY BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING TURNED INTO THINGS THEY'RE OBSESSED WITH! IF YOU DON'T FIND SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE BY YOUR 22ND BIRTHDAY, YOU WILL REMAIN A SPORK FOR ALL ETERNITY! MUAHAHAHA!"
The room glowed pink, and all anyone remembered from that day was prince Roger yelling "DAMN YOU AQUA SCUM!"
Yay! My first chappie out of the way… next chappie will be up soon. If you have any suggestions, just tell me. BTW! No Mimi/any one besides Roger stuff, bcz the spork, it's Roger!