AN: Warning this fanfiction contains mild yaoi m/m lime XemSai this is also a crackfic written for crackcember be warned! Italics are thoughts
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts it belongs to Disney and Square Enix
Written by: Tangledfire Blac
Noodle Soup
Xemnas starred listlessly at his spoon. He had to tell. He had to tell his secret. He dropped his spoon into the boll of noodle soup.
I have to find Saix.
The superior headed out of the kitchen and off to find His second in command.
Approximately fifty minutes later, and a few pies to the face (thanks to Demyx's new pie launcher) He found the Luna Diviner in the gray folk gazing out the window at the bugs heart shaped moon.
"#7,"
The Blue haired Man turned around.
"Yes superior?"
All eyes (in Xigbars case eye) turned to them.
"I need to tell you something of great importance, however; I wish to tell you in private."
Saix nodded, "Very well Sir"
Together they left the Gray room, Xemnas becoming more and more nervous.
When the two nobodies entered the superior's office Saix sat on the large white desk.
"What?" He raised a single Blue eye brow.
"Well #7 uh…" but he was cut off as Saix stood up an pressed one of his Long pail fingers over the darker man mouth.
"How many times will I have to tell you, When we are alone, I am Saix," he smirked.
Xemnas let out a shaky breath and nodded "Saix... I-I suppose I should have told you this earlier, before things got so out of hand."
"You are not going to tell me your straight are you?"
"Most certainly not" Xemnas smirked.
"Good Because if u did I would not be able to do this!" He leaned forward and kissed the silver haired man.
Xemnas misses back happily I-I should not be doing this but... but... Just one more time then I will tell him.
Withthat thought he began to kiss the other fiercely, the problemhe was supposed to tell drifting off into oblivion.
Somehow the two managed to get through the door and into Xemnas's room.
After that good role in the hay ( ZD) the two Men lay snuggled together under the superior's zebra print sheets.
The secret that Xemnas was supposed to tell Saix came charging back into his head.
The Blue haired nobody rolled over "What where you going to tell me earlier"
The silver haired Man moves away from his lover "I-I do not know how to tell you this, but..." He pauses.
"I am your uncle,"
AN: um yeah this idea actually came from when my Saix cosplayer and I were sitting on the couch and I leaned over and said "Hey Saix,"
She said, "Yes superior?"
I replied, in a whisper, "I am your uncle!"
And then I got slapped! ZD