Kitsune: Hey, guys! A new story from me! Wow! Do I see pigs flying and heck freezing over? Well, anyway… Please read my other fic called Nisei and review it! Thankies! Anyone who does gets a big hug and a kiss from Duo! ^__^

Duo: *whining* Do I have to?

Kitsune: YES! I need reviews! Badly!

Duo: *grudgingly* Well, okay….

Kitsune: *ecstatic* Yay! Readers, review this story, too, please!

Duo: *mumbles*

Kitsune: Okay, fine Duo, if it will make you happy… Umm…

Duo: Yes…?

Kitsune: Each reader can get a hug and kiss from any Gundam guy or gal of his or her choice! Is that better?

Duo: Yep! ^__^

Dorothy: *pops in* Does that mean that if I review I can get a kiss from Quatre?

Kitsune: Uh… I guess so….

Quatre: *edging away from the scary eyebrows* No…. Please no…!

Dorothy: Come to me, love! *lunges*

Quatre: *about to go Zero* NOOOOOO!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND SACRED!!!! PLEASE NOOOOO!!!!

Kitsune:  Err eh… Dorothy, you might want to leave him alone for a while

Dorothy: *oblivious* Why?

Kitsune: Otherwise he might try to kill everyone again

Dorothy: Oh.

Duo: Sheesh…

Kitsune: Well, anyway, on with the story!!!

Warning: This fic will contain mild shounen-ai, language, and sexual references. If you don't like, then don't read! (Maybe some mild character bashing too)

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. Sunrise, Bandai and some other company do. (I think) Don't sue me! You won't get anything! I have no money!

Anything in ((these)) is my notes or comments!

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All of the Gundam guys and gals were at one of Quatre's huge mansions. They had all gotten together over the holidays, but it was past Christmas and still a few days until New Years. Everyone was lounging around, enjoying their vacation. There had been a flurry the previous night, which had deposited three feet of powder on the ground, and they were snowed in. Everyone was extremely bored because they couldn't leave the house.

Duo, who was about bursting from trying to contain all his pent-up energy, had an idea. "Guys!" he called out. "Let's play a game!"

Quatre groaned from the couch where he had been trying to nap. "No, Duo. I have enough of a headache without your games."

"Awww, come on Quat! It will be fun! There's nothing else to do anyway!" the American cried.

 "Argh. Fine, if it will get you to shut up," the blonde replied, holding his pounding head. The braided pilot then zoomed off to round up everyone else for his game.  A few minutes later, Duo was back in the den with the whole gang in tow.

Trowa sat down next to Quatre on the couch, with Catherine next to him. Dorothy sat in an armchair on Quatre's other side.  Relena, Heero and Duo sat on the opposite sofa, facing Trowa and company. Hilde sat at Duo's feet. Zechs and Noin occupied a loveseat, and Wufei and Sally shared a large armchair next to Dorothy's. ((If you didn't catch that, they sit in a circle like this: Relena, Zechs, Noin, Catherine, Trowa, Quatre, Dorothy, Sally, Wufei, Hilde, Duo, and Heero. Got it?))

"Okay, now that we're all here," Relena questioned, "what are we going to play?"

"Hmm… "Duo wondered aloud. "Well, obviously, none of us can be out driving," gesturing at the window, which showed a wintry wonderland, "So, I thought we'd play a drinking game or two. And," he held up a hand to silence Quatre, "we are old enough now, so don't argue. It'll be fun."

Everyone looked to Quatre for the okay. It was his house, and he might have a few less expensive vases and glass figurines after the night was over, so it was his call. "Well, alright, as long as we don't get too drunk…" the blonde said reluctantly. A hearty cheer arose from the rest of the people in the room.

"Wait," Trowa said, "If we're going to play a drinking game, we need drinks, right?"

"Well, of course, Trowa." Cathy said.

"But Quatre doesn't drink, and we can't go out." He replied. Duo looked crestfallen. Turning to Quatre he said,

"You don't have any alcohol?"

"No, wait…yes! We do! There's a huge wine cellar in the basement!"

So all of the guys went downstairs to get numerous bottles of the liquor, both red and white, while the girls went in to the kitchen to retrieve some wine glasses. Then everyone got situated again. They had one glass apiece, and every two people shared a bottle. The wine was poured and everyone sat down in the same spots as before.

"Alright, now the game we're going to play is called 'I've never'. This is how it works," Duo explained. "One person says something they've never done and anyone who has done that has to take a drink, not a huge one mind you, we don't want to be wasted in an hour. Then the next person goes, and we just go around in a circle. Everybody got it?" Nods all around.

"I'll go first," Relena volunteered. "I've never… kissed Trowa!" Catherine, Quatre, and Noin reached for their drinks. Zechs sputtered for a moment before turning to his girlfriend and yelling in her ear.

"WHAT???!!!"

"I understand Quatre and Cathy, but NOIN?" Relena said.

Noin looked at her boyfriend,"Aw, come on, it was a long time ago. In fact, I think it was at the Antarctica base when you had your little spat with Heero." Zechs still looked a little peeved. It was his turn next.

"Hmmm…I've never been attracted to a member of the same sex." He said with a smirk, watching as Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Dorothy, Hilde and Cathy took a drink. Noin went after that.

"Okay…I've never been turned on by two animals…'doing it'" she said the last part with a grin. All of the males present plus Dorothy and Sally reached for their wine.

"I've never," Catherine said a bit hesitantly,"I've never had a crush on that OZ guy, Treize." Everyone turned to look at Wufei, who did not touch his glass.

"What?" he said indignantly. "He was almost ten years older than I am! Why would I have a crush on him and his weird eyebrows?! And look at them!" he said, pointing to Zechs and Noin, who were chugging their drinks.

"Watch what you say about eyebrows, Chang," Dorothy said after swallowing her wine. She proceeded to have a starting match with him for a few minutes. Sally spoke up.

"Zechs, what about your 'I've never'?"

"Oh, I guess I forgot about Treize when I said that," he hiccupped and grinned.

"I've never slept with a stuffed animal," Trowa spoke for the first time in a while. All of the girls, Duo, Heero and Quatre drank.

"Heero, what kind of stuffed animal was it?" Duo asked, curious.

"A walrus. Drop it. Now." Heero replied. Duo took the hint and didn't push his luck. Quatre went next.

"I've never had alcohol besides tonight." He ventured to say. Everyone else reached for their glasses.

"Really? Are you sure?" Duo asked.

"Well, I think I had a rum cake once…" ((A.N.: *sweat drop*. Little innocent Quatre ^__^ ))

Dorothy saw her turn as a chance for revenge on Wufei. "I've never talked to an inanimate object ((i.e. Gundam)) as if it were a person." She was surprised that along with Wufei, Duo and Quatre drank.

"Um okay. I've never had fantasies about Duo's hair." Sally said. Heero, Duo, Hilde, and Quatre took a drink. Who knew Duo fantasized about his own hair?

"I've never been naked in public." Wufei said. Duo reached for his glass but stopped halfway there.
"Wait, does pantyhose count as clothing?"

"No. –Ewww! Maxwell! Curse you for that mental image!" Wufei cried, realizing what Duo had implied. The American merely sat there smiling like a Cheshire cat. Hilde took her turn.

"I've never…"She wanted to be careful what she said. She had already discovered more about the others than she cared to know. "--eaten Play-Doh," she finished. Quatre, Duo, Catherine, and Relena took a swig of their wine. Quatre spoke up:

"Just for the record, I was only three at the time." Relena and Cathy mumbled something similar. Duo opened his mouth to talk, but Heero cut him off.
"Don't say anything. I saw you eat it last week. The whole little jar of it!"

"I was hungry!" Duo protested. "And it was good!" ((A.N.: ^__^ can't you just see that?)) "Okay, my turn! Finally! I've never had my hair cut!" He said triumphantly. Everyone took a drink.

After a moment of thinking, Heero went. "I've never…--"

Kitsune: OOO! Cliffhanger! Hehe!

Duo: *sarcastically* Yeah, that was a great one. No one will be able to guess it.

Kitsune: Oh, hush, you! Now, readers, please review and I'll update the story!

Duo: Quatre's still hiding from Dorothy. She's going to make him go crazy again!

Kitsune: Yeah… I know…Nothing we can do about that. Poor Quatre.