Total Drama Reunion
Chris McLean is hosting a reunion for the show for ratings. Everyone was invited and forced to come because of their contracts. But some were given no choice while others were not forced into it.
Original Total Drama-
Duncan, Harold, Alejandro, Heather, Courtney, Izzy, Trent, Noah, Lindsay, Lightning, Jo, Eva, Jasmine, Brick, and Justin.
Ridonculous Race competitors- Sisters, Cadets, and Ice Dancers
The ridonculous race competitors are surprise guests.
On a new tropical island we see a 5 star resort surrounded by palm trees, a beautiful ocean. Chris McLean is in front of it in a white suit.
"Welcome to our beautiful new island of….." Chris ponders the name "eh can't remember it. Any who, since it's been awhile since we've had a new season, we've decided for the sake of ratings to bring former Total Drama contestants together for a fun trip down memory lane and other, boring…fun stuff. Which is in no way a ploy to stall time and wait patiently for us to get the thumbs up for a new season idea." Chris says while chuckling. A boat horn goes off in the distance as Chris looks to where the sound is coming from and smiles.
"And here come our alum now! We've invited them to this special occasion and hope they enjoy the festivities….whether they like it or not."
"Give it up for our guys, bad boy Duncan, weirdo nerd boy Harold, Latin lover Alejandro, our sensitive musician Trent, Know it all bookworm Noah, meatheaded jock Lightning, bed wetting private Brick, and the SECOND most beautiful face in Total Drama history, Justin."
Duncan is standing up in the boat looking annoyed at Harold trying to ignore him.
"it's good to see you won your case and got out of the big house. I hope this season will give us a chance to have a clean slate and become lifelong friends. Because friendships like ours have the potential to last a lifetime. A lifetime of….." Harold is cut off as Duncan grabs his collar to face him up close.
"Listen up Doris! I just spent I don't know HOW LONG in a confined space with GROWN CONVICTS while living off of ketchup packets, tap water, and salt! So I'm only going to warn you once! SHUT YOUR TRAP OR ELSE!" Duncan shouted with wild crazy eyes and a scowl that could frighten even the bravest man.
Harold gulps and nods and splits. Noah is reading his book ignoring all around him. Justin is looking at himself at different angles in his hand held mirror. Lightning is doing a push up contest with Brick.
Alejandro looks on impressed with the island. "I am pleased with the arrangements. It almost makes up for the fact that we were forced here against our will."
Trent walks up next to him and puts his hand on Al's shoulder.
"Hey relax man, this is gonna be awesome. No challenges, no pain, no drama, just a good old party." Trent says with a smile.
"Yes but don't you find it strange that not all of the competitors were invited? Why us? This is not merely a reunion. Chris wants something. But I am too distracted by the beauty of the island to care."
The boat docks and the guys get off the boat and are welcomed by Chris.
"Welcome back boys! Come, sit, relax, take a dip in the pool or eat at our exquisite five star buffet. We figured we could go all out this time since we didn't bring Owen back." Chris says.
"So what's the deal McLean? You wouldn't go through all this trouble just to say hi. That would mean you were a sane, decent human being. And we all know you're a nut." Noah says with his arms crossed. All the other guys have the same expressions and look suspiciously at Chris.
"I'll tell you EXACTLY what my deal is Noah, but after we say hello to our Total Drama girls! Who I see are about to dock. Let's go welcome them." He says.
"He's up to something." Alejandro said to himself.
Noah rolls his eyes and sighs. He looks a little depressed. Trent notices this.
"Hey dude, what's up? You look pretty down" Trent asks concerned.
"[SIGH] Nothing. I'm kinda bummed Owen's not here and I left someone really important back home for this." Noah said sad.
"That's rough bro, but hey come on this is gonna be awesome. You're among friends dude." Trent said patting him on the back trying to cheer him up.
Noah raises an eyebrow annoyed at his optimism. "Aside from you and possibly crew cut over there I'm not exactly buddy buddy with anyone." He says.
"Here come our lovely ladies now!" Chris announces as the boat comes.
"Our original bad girl Heather, CIT Courtney, gym sock Jo, Rage a holic Eva, everyone's favorite psycho Izzy, lovable dim wit Lindsay, outback survivalist Jasmine." He says.
"I can't believe I'm back on this show!" Heather protests.
"If Chris is trying to pull anything I'm going to sue him for everything he's worth!" Courtney says standing next to her.
"Stop whining princess. This is the closest thing I'll get to a five star hotel and you aren't going to ruin it for me." Jo said.
"I just want to get this over with. I turned down a fitness instructor job for this." Eva said.
"Ahoy! Thar she blows! There be the big mouth McLean! Grab the soy sauce!" Izzy shouts standing on the railings the boat and posing like a pirate. She laughs maniacally and does backflips on the railing until she misses one and falls on top of Lindsay.
"Ow….I think I bruised my brain" Lindsay whines.
Jasmine looks at the two girls perplexed. "And I thought the guys on Pahkitew Island were odd."
The girls step off the boat and look unimpressed. All except Jo, Lindsay and Izzy who has come to and pounces in front of Chris.
"HEY! CHRIS LONG TIME NO SEE HUH?! AW YAH NEVER CALL ANYMORE!" Izzy says randomly.
"Nice to see you too Izzy. And good to see you're as nutty as ever" He says to her as he shoves her away.
"Welcome ladies. And as you can see your fellow contestants have already arrived." Chris says
Courtney is narrowing her eyes and glares at all the guys. Duncan sees her looking at him and he smirks.
"Miss me Court" Duncan says jokingly. Courtney rolls her eyes and ignores him looking another way. He is shocked to see that she is still ignoring him.
"Still, seriously? Come on" Duncan says annoyed. Noah is standing next to him and is disturbed by him. "Dude you've got issues, I mean more than usual."
Courtney looks at Trent who sees her and gives a shy smile to her. Courtney looks shocked and looks the other way until she looks up and gives a small smile.
"Okay Chris enough is enough! Tell me why we're here right now!" Heather shots.
"I was just about to get an answer out of him mi amor" Alejandro says as he walks over to his hot headed girlfriend.
"Easy Heather. All will be answered soon." Chris pauses. "But first! Let's welcome our special guest, host of the Ridonculous Race, Don!" Chris announces.
"WHAT?!" Everyone shouts shocked. And sure enough here comes another boat carrying Don.
"Hello Total Drama contestants! As you may know, I host a special little reality show myself. And our latest season was one of our best! So much that a few teams from show became fan favorites. And we brought 3 of them to mix and mingle and talk about our new show!" Don announces.
"SAY WHAT?!" they all exclaim except for a smiling Chris McLean.
"Okay, confession time guys. Well, now it is since someone spilled the beans. We pitched a new idea for a season and you all have been specifically picked by a certain system that will be revealed later. We were waiting for the green light so we were gonna kill time with this whole resort deal." Chris says eyeing Don for spoiling the surprise.
Don looks puzzled by Chris's sore tone of voice. "What? Was that supposed to be a secret? Oh well." Don pauses to listen in his earpiece and gets a message. "What? Really? Great! Good news McLean, we are a go for the season" Don says full of joy.
"All right!" Chris shouts. Everyone groans. "But! There are a few conditions" Don points out.
Chris looks uneasy about this. "What?"
"First, you cannot start the competition until tomorrow, they don't want this resort and all the amenities to go to waste. Second, because of your past with maiming contestants, exposing them to radioactivity, and almost getting them killed, I am going to stay here on the island with you to monitor your actions and make sure you stick to rules and that no cheating goes without a penalty." Don says.
"What? That is so unfair" Heather argues.
"Not surprised this is coming from you, the Queen of Mean and prone to cutting corners to get ahead. You try anything and your team will get a penalty. Whichever three that you are on" Don says.
"Three teams?" Jo asks.
"Yep, Total Drama World Tour got lots of positive feedback for the whole three team split. So we decided to do it again. Minus the singing." Chris says.
"So, about those three teams you said that would be joining us" Alejandro asks.
"Right! I almost forgot. They should be here soon. These three teams were fan favorites on the Ridonculous Race and we decided they were just the right kind of people for you guys specifically." Don says.
"I can hear some boats coming. That must be them" Chris says. Sure enough looking on into the distance three boats are coming with the competitors on.
"Wonder who they picked?" Duncan asked curious.
"Let me introduce to you our first team. They came in second place on the show and have been getting fan praise ever since. Please welcome the babes in blue, the police cadets Sanders and Macarthur."
Sanders and Macarthur wear proud smirks on their faces as they stand at the front of the boat. They both jump off the boat as it neared the dock and land. Sanders lands gracefully while Macarthur stomps and makes a loud impact as she landed, on a very broken Harold who was standing at the wrong place.
"Nailed it!" Macarthur shouts making a fist punch.
"Hello, it's good to meet you all. Whoever is on our team, trust that we will guarantee our team's victories with our set of skills." Sanders says.
"Yep! And if you're not on our team BAM! YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD MEAT! WE WILL CRUSH! WE WILL PUNISH YOU! WE WILL…" Macarthur goes off a dramatic rage rant until Sanders stopped her.
"They get it! Macarthur" Sanders says.
"Feel sorry for whoever's not on their team" Jo says.
"Feel sorry for anyone ON their team" Trent comments.
"And next we have our third place winners. The arrogant and sometimes nutty Ice Dancers Jacque and Josee!" Don announces. Josee and Jacque wave and blow kisses like they usually do.
"Hello future teammates and competitors! We come in peace to play fair and straight!" Josee says.
"Sure" Noah says with his arms crossed rolling his eyes.
"And third is our fourth placed team. The ever so different sibling team, Emma and Kitty! AKA team Sisters!" Don says.
Noah's eyes shoot up and he gasps as he looks on in disbelief at the next boat coming up and sure enough, Don was right. On the next boat coming in was Kitty and his law student girlfriend, Emma.
His eyes grow huge and they go all googly as the boat seems to come in slow motion to him. He hears music playing as he sees his beautiful girlfriend come closer. Her gorgeous big deep eyes, her tiny nose, her silky smooth long dark hair, her lovely curvaceous figure, her bright smile with a laugh he loved so much.
This goes noticed by Alejandro and Trent.
"Dude, you feeling okay?" Trent asks.
Alejandro wonders too. "He was on the show last season, perhaps he knows them" Al suggests.
Trent comments. "Yeah and from the looks of it, he's got a thing for one of them."
Alejandro eyes the sisters and ponders which one is the object of the skinny nerd's affection. Little does he know that she is not a crush, she is his girlfriend. Although perhaps it's a best that no one knows. Who knows what would happen if anyone found out.
"Yes, and I intend to find out" Al says with a smirk.
