Comments: Based on an idea from watching an anime called "I My Me Strawberry Eggs" Pegasus announces a new tournament! How far is a duelist willing to go be in an all FEMALE-tournament?
Author's Note: Hello, guess what this is a pathetic attempt to be funny. Give it a chance please?
Disclaimer: I own NADA! Nothing! Probably
this empty Mountain Dew can besides me… look it's mocking me… it's telling
me to get more… it's just standing there! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
(*laughs hysterically*) Whahahaha! Oh by the way I don't own Mountain
Dew either.
"...italics..." - thinking
"...blah blah blah..." - talking
{word} - translation for the word.
(A/N: Blah Blah Blah) - Me talking!
Chapter 1. The Start of it all...
"Good Morning, Everyone! It's going to be a beautiful day today! Let's check in with our own Fritz—"
"Change the channel Mokuba." Young CEO, Seto Kaiba ordered his younger brother, Mokuba Kaiba. Seto Kaiba was not in a good mood to watch the Wheather Channel. As any other day, he was in his study, at his desk, typing away at his laptop preparing layouts, graphs, and statistics for the next day.
Without a protest, Mokuba reached for the remote.
He flipped through channels until he stumbled upon one particular channel, "In other news," The anchorwoman looked directly at the audience, reading off the paper held in her hands. "Pegasus J. Crawford announced today his plans to hold a dueling tournament here in Japan—"
Like a monkey hearing the call "banana", Seto attention quickly jumped from his laptop to the T.V. In his mind the words "There's going to be a duel! A duel! A duel!" ringed many times over. (A/N: He should really get help…)
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Meanwhile,
"DUEL!!" Joey Wheeler exclaimed, leaping in the air, excited over hearing the announcement over the television. Clenching his fist and in a mighty pose only belonging to Joey, he cried "Oh yeah!"
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At the other side of town, watching the same broadcast,
"It's time to D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!"
"Will you stop saying that!!" Yugi Mutou sighed in responce of his other self. "It's very annoying"
"Sorry, Aibou {Partner}. You know I've been having that stuttering problem lately" Yami, the former Pharaoh of Egypt, explained, although he was really messing with Yugi's head. "But we must be careful about entering. I'm worried that Pegasus is up to something."
"Why can't you just let things go! I'm sure he didn't mean to hurt anyone!"
"Aibou...b-b-but you were literally dying in my arms!"
"We should give him a chance! Didn't you hear that heartbreaking story!"
"Aibou… I was still surprised that he even HAD someone… I thought he swung--" Yami stopped in mid-sentence, perhaps his Aibou was sensitive on that 'subject' "…I was surprised that's all."
Yugi looked quizzically at, well himself. Yami was a spirit that lived inside his Millennium Puzzle and even so, it was the same as if he were talking to himself, because the two shared one body, but two minds. Yugi shrugged Yami's comment off and glued his eyes back to the T.V.
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Somewhere else, watching the same T.V. program.
Evil cackling… ensued by more evil cackling.
SMACK!
"Sorry Malik-sama, it was reflexes, I assure you" Rishid shifted his eyes slightly.
Malik Ishtar, the leader of the Rare Hunters, rubbed the bump he received from Rishid,. "Rishid, do you know what this means? This will be a perfect chance to beat the Pharaoh! How could he miss this tournament!"
"Malik-sama I thought Battle City was being held--"
"That's a month from now, you fool!" Malik said, cutting him off "this little tournament can be the best chance I have to fight him before our destined meeting!" Malik grinned, rubbing his hands together in a menacing way.
Rishid sighed at Malik contradicting himself. If Malik did attend this tournament then he would meet up with the Pharaoh, thus it being their destined meeting. But does that mean that Battle City will be for nothing, and if so, is this tournament the Pharaoh and Malik's fated duel? It was all so complex …Rishid thought.
"RISHID! Get me my dueling cape!" Malik ordered, soon followed with Rishid smacking himself on the head. Sometimes he's a menace to us all, the next he's some bratty child wanting his bottle.
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At a crowded street
Ryou Bakura walked causally down the streets of Domino City. His hand wavered to the Millennium Item around his neck. The sweet innocent Bakura was indeed charmed by an evil spirit. That spirit of course maintained control of his host, without the knowledge of his host or his host's friends knowing.
As 'Yami' Bakura walked, the television at the window display caught his attention. On the screen appeared to, according to Bakura, 'A Foolish Mortal' sitting at a desk with pieces of papers in her hands. Bakura's attention was at the headline reading "Tournament being held by the creator of Duel Monsters."
"A tournament, eh?" Bakura grinned evilly, looking forward to the prospect of finding other holders of the Millennium Items. Perhaps if he were to participate, then he would have a clue as to the other item's whereabouts.
"Watch where your going jerk!" Someone purposely bumped into Bakura. A gleam shot in his eyes, oh yes, somebody was surely going to visit the Shadow Realm today.
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At another Residence (A/N At another place at another convenient time! This is getting tiring.)
Ryujji Otogi (A/N: a.k.a. Duke Devlin) was currently playing a "special edition" of Dungeon Dice Monsters, when he peered over his shoulder to see the announcement over the T.V., playing in the background..
"Um, your move" the young lady lightly blushed. She'd been invited to attend a private session of Dungeon Dice Monsters against it's creator, but she was confused. She quietly thought, "Who knew the game had rules that required you to 'sacrifice' one article of clothing?"
Forgetting about her, Otogi thought to himself "GREAT! Now is the opportunity to promote DDM!!" At first thought he wanted to leap out of his chair and make a few phone calls, but Otogi stopped and looked over at the girl across from him. "Special Edition DDM or a tournament promoting his one 'true' love"…oh what a cruel choice!
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Now for the rest of the T.V. announcement,
The young T.V. announcer smiled almost too happily, as she started to finish off her report "Pegasus J. Crawford plans to hold the tournament of all FEMALE duelist. Commenting, 'this will be a great way to encourage many females to join in such tournaments where men have always fully dominated in.' Also adding 'reporter-girl' at the end of every sentence. I assure you I don't understand why he adds '-girl' or '-boy' to a person's name, however, Mr. Crawford is dead serious about having an all-female tournament!"
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"SEXISM!" Kaiba yelled, pounding his hand on table.
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Joey stopped flexing his muscles and froze in mid-stance.
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"WHAT!!" Yugi and Yami mimicked one another.
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"Should I get you one of Isis-sama's dresses, Malik-sama?" a snickering Rishid asked.
Malik glared at Rishid, then sighed deeply.
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Bakura, who had just returned from a deserted alley, where no one can hear your screams, was about to walk past the same window display as he stared at the words 'All-Female Tournament' snarled at the recent turn of events.
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"Ah, hell" Otogi moaned in disappointment. Well that solved his problem… or did it?
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End of Chapter 1
Okay not the best. Look out for chapter 2.
End Notes:
--Besides Joey, Tea, and Tristan, I try to use the Japanese
names instead of the English ones. Enjoy! Oh and please excuse the
grammar and spelling, I'll fix it later.
-Also based on the anime "The Slayers" Episode, 'They're talking about a girl named Zelgadis?', and an Anime Music Video entitled "Dude Looks like a Lady" by Aerosmith.
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