Xiaolin Shenanigans
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Yoshizilla-Fan: I've always been a fan of Xiaolin Showdown, ever since in was on Kids WB. Those were the days. That new show Xiaolin Chronicles is most interesting, not to mention that this fic is set in its time under normal circumstances, too bad there's no category of it on this site. Oh well.
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Gong Yi Tempai!
It was another normal day as the Xiaolin Monks plus Dojo were relaxing at the cliff side.
"This is most intriguing." Omi commented.
"What is it, Brother Omi?" Ping Pong asked in a wise manner.
"There is much confusion between the times of then and the times of now! It is most confusing why many of these things have happened."
"Like what?" Kimiko asked.
"Why is it that Dojo's skin color is different from long ago? Why is it that not only they changed the names of all the Shen Gong Wu, but we are finding Wu that we have already found before with alternate names and sometimes alternate designs?"
"The same people who created that witty rabbit and selfish duck own all the original names of the Wu. And they probably own Dojo's old design too. That's why." Raimundo mentioned.
Omi sighed. "Why are we even talking about this? It is most irrelevant to what awaits us in this fanfic! There is no use drilling up the past!"
"Digging up the past." Raimundo corrected him.
Omi groaned. "Why must I mess up every slang phrase that ever comes out of my mouth? Most dishonorable!"
Meanwhile, Dojo was looking at a picture of him and Master Fung. "I miss Master Fung!" he stated, his eyes tearing up a little. "I miss him more than I miss being green! Or being voiced by Wayne Knight!"
"You were green?" Ping Pong asked, being curious of Dojo's former self. "And you were voiced by the one known as Wayne Knight?"
"Do not be too curious, Ping Pong." Omi added. "You know what they say, curiosity crippled the cow!"
"Curiosity killed the cat!" Raimundo corrected him.
"That too!" Omi finished.
Clay learned against the lone tree on the cliff with his arms crossed."Boy, I reckon things are gonna get more wild than a tornado in a hill made of checkers next to an ocean." Clay commented.
Kimiko nodded her head. "You got that right."
Meanwhile, in his evil lair, Jack Spicer was conversing with Wuya, who was in her ghostly spirit form.
"You just wait, you ghostly mask wearing hag! One day me and my Jackbots will take over the world!" Jack exclaimed.
Wuya hissed loudly at Jack, her mask expressing how she felt without much animation. "How the hell are you even going to do that now? You're not even the biggest threat to those annoying Xiaolin monks anymore! Chase Young is." she stated in her eerie ghost voice.
"So? I'm still Jack Spicer, evil boy genius!" Jack claimed. "I will get as much Wu as I can get, and then one day I will get all the Wu, and the world will be mine!"
Wuya shook her head in disapproval. "After one full decade, still a mama's boy..."
Meanwhile in Chase Young's lair, the evil Chase Young and his Heylin Apprentice Shadow were also talking with each other.
"So Chase, tell me, how did you get to be evil and to live forever?" Shadow asked him.
Chase just turned around and crossed his arms. "That is not important." Chase responded. "What matters is right now. And now, since I have lived up to my evil nature, what happened to me 1500 years ago is now completely irrelevant."
Shadow rolled her eyes in annoyment. "You know what else is irrelevant? This fanfic!"