Title: The Guide to Taking Care of Naruto
Summary: A helpful guide for all by Iruka Umino!
Disclaimer: I will never own Naruto. End of story.
Index:
Chapter 1- Be a mother hen constantly.
Chapter 2- Have bandages at all times for emergencies (always dealing with him).
Chapter 3- Check up on him at least 3 times a week.
Chapter 4- Treat like a 3 year old. That's his mentality.
Chapter 5- Have extra money in case he wants ramen. : (
Chapter 6- Make sure he eats fruits and vegetables (Worse than taking on the 4th Hokage and Kyuubi no Kistune).
Chapter 7- Beat back any Seme that try to get in his pants (such a cute uke).
Chapter 8- Keep all perverted things away from him (Jiraiya's books).
Chapter 9- Make sure he doesn't over train.
Chapter 10- Keep pedophiles (Orochimaru) away from him.
Chapter 11- Make sure he brushes his teeth each night.
Chapter 12- Worry about him 24/7. Even in your SLEEP!
Chapter 13- Always have him in ear-shot or sight range.
Chapter 14- Keep him away from Gai and Rock Lee.
Chapter 15- Destroy those that wish to harm him.
Chapter 16- Tie him down when in the hospital so he can't run away.
Chapter 17- Keep expired milk away.
Chapter 18- Try to get rid of the jump suite.
Chapter 19- Try to get him to brush his hair.
Chapter 20- Attempt to get him to read.