Disclaimer: Even if I worked for Marvel Comics, I still wouldn't own any
of their characters.
Note: This is a parody of all those Mary Sue fanfics out there. People who write Mary Sue fics probably shouldn't read this, because I am making fun of those types of people by writing an Anti Mary Sue.
To those of you who have no idea what a Mary Sue fanfic is, well think of the all perfect American girl (the Mary Sue writers are usually American.), with lots of powers, stunningly beautiful and falls in love with the character the writer adores the most. Even if that character already has a girlfriend, this poor abused character is bent to the maddening will of the immature writer.
To those of you who hate Mary Sue fanfics, read on, enjoy and above all else, laugh. You are not alone.
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Mutant Sue: The Mary Sue Parody.
Chapter 1.
Mary Sue Smith had beautifully natural long blonde hair, she could have been a model in a Herbal Essences advert, were it not for the fact her hair required no dye. She had the most big deep blue eyes that would put Elijah Wood to shame, long luscious lashes and a peachy soft complexion that required little or no makeup. Her lips were a natural cherry red and despite the fact she lived in an area of America where the accent was the sort of harsh annoying tone that made non Americans cringe, her voice was softly toned and she could sing in the sort of hauntingly clear voice that would make the likes of Enya and Dido jealous.
But there was something about Mary Sue that wasn't perfect, something that set her apart from the rest of humanity, in a way her apparent perfection could not. Mary Sue was a mutant.
So far, she could keep her powers under wraps. She had shown remarkable control over her gifts, despite only reaching the legal age of consent to sex in her state only a few weeks ago.
Mary Sue's powers were many and limitless in their usage. She could shapeshift, though so far had seen no reason to morph from her perfection into someone who just wasn't blessed with such beauty. She could create and control flames and if she did loose control, which didn't happen often, her powers over ice could quench any fire. Our dear darling heroine had the ability to read minds and because she was truly a kindly soul, she had found out which of her friends boyfriends were cheating on them, who else fancied them and so on.
Unfortunately that latter gift had resulted in a lot of heartache for her friends, also she had gained the reputation of a snitch. Poor Mary Sue has to be pitied here, as her so called friends had abandoned her and besides, after what happened on Prom Night, when Mary Sue had used her shape shifting ability to create for herself the image of an expensive Armani dress, complete with jewellery and shoes, looking like she was wearing millions of dollars worth, her friends jealously had been incurable.
So now, as Mary Sue sat by herself in the cafeteria area of the high school she went to, her full lips in a perfect pout, she felt very depressed. If only she could find a place where she could use her powers without hindrance, a place where she would not have to hide her numerous gifts and even use them to benefit the rest of human kind! Unfortunately she was a perfect being in an imperfect world. Mary Sue could only hope that perhaps she might develop the power to duplicate herself next, so perhaps there would be more like her to help better mankind. Perhaps that would come next week. Mary Sue tried to stop thinking of the future, as she was a little frightened that she might develop the ability to see into the future too and she was not looking forward to seeing herself as an old woman finally having to resort to using her shape shifting ability to keep her drop dead gorgeous looks.
Mary Sue was jolted from her air headed thoughts of being the saviour of the solar system when her telepathic abilities caught hint of someone with the same gift of telepathy trying to make contact with her. She warmed back up her lunch with her fire starting ability, not that she had to concentrate as she just wanted to heat back up her soup. Then she focused on contacting the other most powerful telepath on earth apart from herself.
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When Professor Charles Xavier last used Cerebo to scan the earth for mutants, he had not noticed one red dot more vibrant than the rest, he had originally assumed that a lot of mutants must be gathered in that area. Now, he wanted to double check, just to make sure. After all, that dot could be a lot of mutants all under one roof plotting something dangerous, or just one overpowered mutant who could be in need of guidance in a world that hated her gifts.
Then Prof X was startled. Her! He had thought her! Not it, him or a collection of mutant ravel, but her! She must be powerful indeed as he hadn't even began to focus yet, instead he had found her instantly with minimal aid of Cerebo.
After having a conversation with the girl, discovering her name was Mary Sue and although her academic achievements were quite wonderful, up until a few weeks ago she had been the most popular person in her high school and now she was not. Oh woe is her, what a poor lonely child, she needed sympathy and companionship, he thought.
The Professor called out to the X Men with his telepathy. He would find this wonderful child. Already he was thinking of the future with this girl amongst his students. The future looked bright.
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Well what do you think? Please read, review and check back for more.
If you are a person who can't even withstand the horror of a Mary Sue parody, never mind an actual Mary Sue, well I have my other fic, please check it out as I am hoping it will prove as a good example on how to write an original female character without turning her into a Mary Sue.
Note: This is a parody of all those Mary Sue fanfics out there. People who write Mary Sue fics probably shouldn't read this, because I am making fun of those types of people by writing an Anti Mary Sue.
To those of you who have no idea what a Mary Sue fanfic is, well think of the all perfect American girl (the Mary Sue writers are usually American.), with lots of powers, stunningly beautiful and falls in love with the character the writer adores the most. Even if that character already has a girlfriend, this poor abused character is bent to the maddening will of the immature writer.
To those of you who hate Mary Sue fanfics, read on, enjoy and above all else, laugh. You are not alone.
--
Mutant Sue: The Mary Sue Parody.
Chapter 1.
Mary Sue Smith had beautifully natural long blonde hair, she could have been a model in a Herbal Essences advert, were it not for the fact her hair required no dye. She had the most big deep blue eyes that would put Elijah Wood to shame, long luscious lashes and a peachy soft complexion that required little or no makeup. Her lips were a natural cherry red and despite the fact she lived in an area of America where the accent was the sort of harsh annoying tone that made non Americans cringe, her voice was softly toned and she could sing in the sort of hauntingly clear voice that would make the likes of Enya and Dido jealous.
But there was something about Mary Sue that wasn't perfect, something that set her apart from the rest of humanity, in a way her apparent perfection could not. Mary Sue was a mutant.
So far, she could keep her powers under wraps. She had shown remarkable control over her gifts, despite only reaching the legal age of consent to sex in her state only a few weeks ago.
Mary Sue's powers were many and limitless in their usage. She could shapeshift, though so far had seen no reason to morph from her perfection into someone who just wasn't blessed with such beauty. She could create and control flames and if she did loose control, which didn't happen often, her powers over ice could quench any fire. Our dear darling heroine had the ability to read minds and because she was truly a kindly soul, she had found out which of her friends boyfriends were cheating on them, who else fancied them and so on.
Unfortunately that latter gift had resulted in a lot of heartache for her friends, also she had gained the reputation of a snitch. Poor Mary Sue has to be pitied here, as her so called friends had abandoned her and besides, after what happened on Prom Night, when Mary Sue had used her shape shifting ability to create for herself the image of an expensive Armani dress, complete with jewellery and shoes, looking like she was wearing millions of dollars worth, her friends jealously had been incurable.
So now, as Mary Sue sat by herself in the cafeteria area of the high school she went to, her full lips in a perfect pout, she felt very depressed. If only she could find a place where she could use her powers without hindrance, a place where she would not have to hide her numerous gifts and even use them to benefit the rest of human kind! Unfortunately she was a perfect being in an imperfect world. Mary Sue could only hope that perhaps she might develop the power to duplicate herself next, so perhaps there would be more like her to help better mankind. Perhaps that would come next week. Mary Sue tried to stop thinking of the future, as she was a little frightened that she might develop the ability to see into the future too and she was not looking forward to seeing herself as an old woman finally having to resort to using her shape shifting ability to keep her drop dead gorgeous looks.
Mary Sue was jolted from her air headed thoughts of being the saviour of the solar system when her telepathic abilities caught hint of someone with the same gift of telepathy trying to make contact with her. She warmed back up her lunch with her fire starting ability, not that she had to concentrate as she just wanted to heat back up her soup. Then she focused on contacting the other most powerful telepath on earth apart from herself.
--
When Professor Charles Xavier last used Cerebo to scan the earth for mutants, he had not noticed one red dot more vibrant than the rest, he had originally assumed that a lot of mutants must be gathered in that area. Now, he wanted to double check, just to make sure. After all, that dot could be a lot of mutants all under one roof plotting something dangerous, or just one overpowered mutant who could be in need of guidance in a world that hated her gifts.
Then Prof X was startled. Her! He had thought her! Not it, him or a collection of mutant ravel, but her! She must be powerful indeed as he hadn't even began to focus yet, instead he had found her instantly with minimal aid of Cerebo.
After having a conversation with the girl, discovering her name was Mary Sue and although her academic achievements were quite wonderful, up until a few weeks ago she had been the most popular person in her high school and now she was not. Oh woe is her, what a poor lonely child, she needed sympathy and companionship, he thought.
The Professor called out to the X Men with his telepathy. He would find this wonderful child. Already he was thinking of the future with this girl amongst his students. The future looked bright.
--
Well what do you think? Please read, review and check back for more.
If you are a person who can't even withstand the horror of a Mary Sue parody, never mind an actual Mary Sue, well I have my other fic, please check it out as I am hoping it will prove as a good example on how to write an original female character without turning her into a Mary Sue.