Pokemon: Unindentified Mystery Adventure Remake

by M. Nelson Christopher S.

It was night and dark when all of a sudden, Team Rocket appeared out of nothingness to catch Pikachu once again! It was mysteryous as to why they use the dark but they did it anyway and Pikachu was caught when Ash was sleeping and dreaming of Pikachu but he woke up the day after and said „Pikachu is gone!" and everyone was upset about it at first Misty said „There's nothing you can do, pal" but Ash was determined that Pikachu could be found so he made posters and glued them everywhere but that did nothing then he saw Meowth „Hey what are you doing" and Meowth said „Meowth I can't speak" but Ash was not dumb he said „But you just spoke" and Meowth had a gun and shot Ash but he did not die because of a Bible he had placed in front of the bullet impact point „Har har har, Meowth you're so stupid!" he said. Because Meowth lost the fight he had to show Ash were Pikachu was and it was a factory and it looked like it was in Africa so Ash had to cross a jungle with many Pokemon he never saw before and he caught some and then he tried to rescue Pikachu but Jessie and James were there. „You're just a dumb kid" said James. „You think you can get Pikachu so easy??" said Jessie. „Oh my god!" was Ash's reaction to all of this and he used kung fu and kicked James in the balls and ripped Jessies fake hair off. „Wow I just won the game!" said Ash but then Meowth said „No, you didn't!" and shot at him again so Ash was hurt and Misty and Brock came and gave him super power medicine which made Ash grow 50 feet tall and he kicked Team Rocket out of the Milky Way. Pikachu electrocuted itself out of the bird cage it was kept in and jumped at Ash „Pikachu! Pikachu" it said. „Yeah! I did it once again. Team Rocket are loosers!" was Ash's answer. Ash went to Danger Tokyo Town and met new friends called Crazy and Brick. Misty changed her name into they all defeated evil Gary and he died but they accidentally murdered Stella too. The End.