I wrote this little ditty for the Weekly One Shot Challenge over at the Sookieverse. If you haven't read Suki59's Coda parody, go check it out, it's hilarious!
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Mayhew, Dixie and Dixon – After a literary witch transformed Dixie and Dixon Mayhew from Werepanthers to Werewolves, the confused twins fell on hard times and resorted to taking V-laced crack-cocaine to deal with their existence. One night in the midst of a hardcore drug bender, the two had sex with each other and contracted gonorrhea. They killed themselves the next day.