A/N: Ok so Post U Later gave me an amazing idea for The Weakness for and intervention for Thor but I couldn't figure out how to fit coffee into it so I decided to make a oneshot out of it.
When Tony walked into the kitchen in the morning he never expected to see a buck ass nude thunder god rummaging through his cabinets looking for pop tarts.
"Thor what the hell are you doing?" Tony screeched throwing his hands over his eyes.
"What is it friend Stark?" Thor asked turning around to see Tony frantically trying to cover his eyes.
"Put some pants on Thor! I haven't had my coffee yet I'm not ready for this!"
"Friend Stark would you happen to have any pop of tarts?"
"What?"
"Pop of tarts, the delicious jelly filled pastries that come in various flavors. Do you have any?" Thor asked his eyes wide with delight.
"If you promise to wear clothes in my tower and out in public I will buy a lifetime supply." Tony stated hands still covering his eyes, trying to maneuver his way to the coffee machine without looking.
"Yes I will wear these very restricting items of cloth!" Thor said raising Miojnir in the air. Thor raced out of the room, running into Clint's room. A few minutes later there was a girlish scream Thor raced out of the room some of Clint's clothes streaming behind him.
"Sorry Hawk man but I need these items of cloth to get the pop of tarts!" Thor yelled running into his room. Clint appeared out of his room trembling in fear.
"Clint you alright man?" tony asked moving towards the trembling archer.
"Tony I just saw Thor naked." Clint whispered before dropping to the floor. Tony raced to catch him and pulled him to his feet.
"Clint man, pull it together! Just sit down." Tony shuffled Clint over to the couch and plopped him down.
"Tony it was just there, I woke up and it was there!" Clint screeched shaking Tony's shoulders.
"Ok Clint you're kind of annoying me and I'm real sorry but..." Tony hit Clint in the face knocking him unconscious. "Shit now I have to get pop tarts. JARVIS order a lifetime supply of pop tarts."
"Of course sir."
"And put them on rush order." Thor walked into the room with pop tarts stuffed in his mouth and jeans that looked like shorts, and a too small T shirt.
"Friend Stark where are the delicious pastries you promised me?"
"Hang tight, I just put them on rush order." Tony stated patting Thor's shoulder.
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"Sir it appears that the pop tarts you requested are here." JARVIS stated. Thor rushed to the door.
"Yes come to me my delicious pastries!" Thor yelled flinging open the door to see a frightened delivery man.
"Calm down point break." Tony said pushing the excited god out of the way. "Sorry about that, um just leave them in the driveway." He said waving his hand dismissively.
"But there's a lot of boxes!" The man said waving his hands wildly.
"Fine! Steve get your spangly ass down here and help the delivery guy. Also Thor help him to." Tony said pushing the god forward, when Steve came from down the hallway.
"What's wrong Tony, I heard you yell?" Steve asked.
"You are helping Thor and the delivery guy unload the pop tarts." Tony stated crossing the room to sit on the couch.
"But Tony I was drawing something." Steve whined.
"Too bad spangles you are helping them, or you're sleeping on the couch for a month."
"Why don't you help!" Steve whined.
"Because I am feeling lazy today. Now go before I dump your ass." Steve sighed and followed Thor out the door.
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When all the boxes were finally unloaded it only took a few hours before Thor was finished with them all.
"Friend Stark can you order more pop tarts?" Thor asked waking a sleeping Tony. Tony was jerked awake to the booming voice of a god. He rubbed his hands over his face.
"Thor you just got a lifetime supply."
"Yes and I finished them." Tony groaned and fell back on the couch.
"Thor I'm tired, I haven't slept in weeks and were out of coffee, so please not today." Tony pleaded, closing his eyes.
"But friend Stark please I need more pop tarts!"
"That's it, JARVIS activate code Thor." There was a loud ringing before all the Avengers came rushing into the room clutching pieces of paper.
"I heard code Thor, what happened?" Natasha asked skidding to a stop in front of the semi-conscious Tony.
"Point break here wants more pop tarts." Tony said his voice muffled by the pillow he was laying facedown on.
"We just un packed a lifetime supply!" Steve yelled causing Tony to flinch.
"Steve please I am tired and want to sleep."
"Sorry Tony code Thor." Clint said handing Tony a slip of paper. He groaned and took the paper from Clint's out stretched hand, and pulled himself away from the couch.
"Thor," Natasha said "This is an intervention."
"We are here to tell you that you have a problem." Steve said. Everyone looked toward Tony ready to hear his part and face palmed when they saw him asleep, Steve nudged him and chuckled when he almost fell over.
"I didn't kill the puppy!" He yelled looking around frantically. "What? What happened?"
"You killed a puppy?" Clint asked frowning.
"What? No! I never killed a puppy."
"Alright on with the intervention," Steve said "And let's skip Tony."
"Thank you Steve." Tony said before trudging toward his room to sleep for a few days.
"Ok Thor you are her by banned from pop tarts for 3 months!" Natasha yelled before returning to her room.
"No my friends I need the pop tarts!" Thor yelled chasing Natasha down the hall.
"Well we'll see how this goes." Clint muttered before returning to the vents leaving Steve starring at the wall.
"Well I guess it's just me now." Steve sighed before going to his room.
A/N: Ok so I saw Red Dawn and I was really mad they killed off Chris Hemsworth, so I now have the Thor feels hence this story. Now I could write another chapter about Thor's trouble but that's all up to you lovely people.