"Hey George, come on in." George's new girlfriend, Angie Katz said as she opened up the door to her apartment. Angie had short red hair and grey eyes. Her body perfect. Not too tall, not too big or small. George said she was an angel.

"Umm, you called me over?"

"Yes, about last night, I'm sorry I didn't come up, I was hoping we could make up for it."

"Well, I don't think really we can do that. Because you know the movie we saw last night, it went out of theater's today--Uhh, Angie, what are you doing?"

"I'll see you in my room, say, five minutes? Good? Good." With that Angie left her shoes and socks in the middle of that room and ran into the bed room.

George went over to them and picked up the socks to throw into her laundry pile, out of common courtesy. His eye's got big as he held the socks. The were soaking wet. George dropped them and started vigorously washing his hands.

"Oh George…" Came a voice.

"Coming Angie!" George said stripping down as he went to the bedroom, trying his best to forget the socks.

He got under the sheets with Angie and asked, "What did you do today Angie?"

"Woke up, took a shower, called you, and now this."

Angie giggled and put her arm across George and her feet touched his. George moaned with regret of coming over.

-------------------------------------------Jerry's place--------------------------------------

Buzz

"Yello?"

"Jerry, I can't see her anymore."

"Come on up George."

One minute later George stormed into Jerry's small apartment. "I can NOT be with Angie ANY MORE!"

"What? Why not? George, you yourself were saying she was the best thing ever to happen to you!"

"Well her feet certainly aren't!"

"Her feet?"

"They are more wet then the ocean!"

"Georgey boy, you must have been working her pretty hard!" Jerry said laughing.

"Her socks were drenched and so we--"

"How do you know about the socks?"

"I touch--"

Buzz

"Hello?"

"It's me."

"Come on up Elaine."

"As I was saying, I picked them up simply to move them."

"What did you pick up?" Elaine asked coming in.

"Angie's socks, he claims they were drenched."

"Let me guess, they were drenched so you won't go out with her anymore."

"Exactly! Thank you! At least some one thinks I'm not insane."

"No George, I think your psycho for thinking that, I was just asking if I was right or not."

George sighed and lay on the couch.

"Anyways, Jerry, so tonight how your taking me a Danny," Elaine's boyfriend, "Out to dinner, is your mystery girl coming with you?"

"Yup, we are meeting you too at Complete at 8:00."

"How long have you two been going out?"

"3 months!" Jerry said proudly.

"That's great! What do I wear to Complete tonight?"

"I don't know, clothes!"

"Like dressy? Casual? Black tie?"

"Umm, a shirt and skirt I guess, I'm wearing a suit."

"Ok, well see you then."

"Bye. George?"

"Yeah, I'm leaving too." George said getting up.

"Have fun with Pepe Le Feet!" Jerry yelled as George walked down the hallway.

(A/N, no flames PLEASE I'll either get really pissed or really sad, so please no flames. Remember this is my first Seinfeld, so go easy on me!)