Hello, everybody! We got 1 month 'til Seven Lights, so let's make a story to really kick it off! Starring our favorite characters!… but opposite. ;I
It's a Fun Day in the Negaverse! DNK And Their Shifty Shenanigans!
Cleveland, Virginia… er-
It was a very peaceful day in Virginia. Children were playing, sun was shining, the Kids Next Door kept everything in place, and its operatives went on many wild adventures in many stories! …In other words: clicheeeeeee! Let's take a little look downstairs. In our favorite parallel dimension called the Negaverse.
Pitch-black nighttime in this world, but it didn't mean kids had to sleep, 'cause it was backwards. Things had changed to match the Posiverse, with adults having (minor) responsibilities and kids being kids, but a balance still had to be kept to differentiate this world: opposite personalities being one, leading to all sorts of chaos or harmony, depending on the person and their preferences, animals having more intelligence and rights, the "rich" having become "poor", and general contradicting times or seasons.
The outer yards of an army base were heavily guarded, searchlights, spiked yards, 10-foot walls, and monkey bars over toxic chasms. A young girl with puffy, dirty blonde hair, clear blue eyes, and brown ragged clothes peeped up from a bush and quietly scampered in the yard. She didn't make a sound with her bare feet, filthy from the dirt of the earth, as were other parts of her otherwise clear skin. She was very quick and nimble, easily skipping over the spike yard in its small openings, sliding to the sides to avoid the searchlights, and as she ran straight at the imposing 10-foot wall, she performed a great jump partway up, and rushed up the rest of the way the moment her feet planted against it. Once she made it to the toxic chasm, instead of grapple across the monkey bars, she leaped into the chasm and landed softly on a small rock platform.
Making careful jumps across the footholds on her tippy-toes, she got to a pipe where the waste leaked out. Wide enough for the width of her body to fit, with careful precision, she dove in and forced her hands to the ceiling corners, with both feet against the outside of the toxic river. She progressed through in this pose until she finally got to the base's interior, to the wider river as she looked to the railing high above. She carefully kicked toward the right wall and Wall Jumped between them, 7 feet apart but still managing.
Once atop the walkway, she began navigating through the base, moving very swift and out of the guards' vision, and while running through the halls, she fell totally flat and slid beneath the security lasers, then made the leap over the remaining ones to reach the platform above. Two guards spotted her, but she leaped overhead and stood on the first one's shoulders, kicking his head back and forth with her left foot before he fell defeated. The second guard shot his gun, but she rolled and dodged between his legs, then kicked off the wall to shoot at his backside. Once he was down, she kicked his head against the floor and took him out.
She then swiped his ID card and scanned it in the terminal, allowing the vault to open. Inside were stacks of money "stolen" for "charity", charity which they wouldn't give it to. She stuffed all the money into an Infi-Cube she whipped up from scraps, and once it was all collected, she skipped and hopped her way out of the base the same way she came in.
She made her way to her neighborhood park, where many kids were happy to see her. "Look, everyone! It's Lorac! Lorac's back!"
"Yes I am!" Lorac proclaimed with a joyous and loving expression. "And here: money for ALL of my friends, no debt required!" She grabbed the dollars from the Infi-Cube and threw them everywhere. For she was Lorac Nosretsam, the poorest, and most unselfish girl anyone ever knew.
"YAAAAAAYY!" The kids all scrambled to grab some.
Lorac smiled, rejoicing in the happiness she brought to these kids. But her look became quizzical once she heard a rustling in the bushes. Her face furrowing, she grabbed a pebble in her toes and tossed it straight to the bush, hitting her stalker perfectly between the eyes. "Ow!" The boy toppled out, a black-haired boy in a midnight-blue sweater and pants, with a blue water droplet image on the front of his shirt, and one on his right pants leg. He got to his feet, his eyes big hearts. "Oh, my lovely Lorac, only you could land a perfect shot!" He was Nosam Atnalamid, son of Wehttam and Anuledrolf, and Lorac's lovesick stalker.
"Ugh, can't you leave me alone for 10 seconds, Nosam?"
"I have, but alas, I feel so lonely when you're gone." He approached her with a mock weepy expression. "Arorua has me on suicide watch for Aliehs all day, and SHE IS JUST SO BOOOORIIIIING. You are so much more interesting, so kind and lovely and carefree, why can't I stay with YOU all the time, Lorac?"
"Because YOU are a CREEP!" Lorac kicked him in the face. "That -200$ I gave you was out of friendly generosity, everyone got some and I wasn't charging any debt, so just let it go." She walked away.
"But I practiced my waterbending just for you! I've created this gorgeous statue in your honor, see?" Using his bending, he grabbed water from a nearby fountain and mended it into a liquidy statue or Lorac.
"That's, um… very nice. Well, I'm going to see if my Minish friends have any new gifts; as if they couldn't bring me enough. Siiigh… good-bye, Nosam." And she left.
Not wishing to let her go, he sprayed breath-freshener in his mouth and prepared to march after with a smooth smile. "What're you doing."
"Ahh!" A boy in a black sweater, blue jeans, and black hair with a purple stripe grabbed Nosam's hood. It was Nollid Kroy, son of Nalon Kroy and Latsyrc Snekciw, not that he'd acknowledge his father's existence.
"Come on, Nosam. Quit embarrassing yourself to her, it's not like she likes you."
"I will win her heart one day, Nollid, and you will bask in our cuteness!"
"Sure you will, Nosy. Come on." Nollid proceeded to drag Nosam by the hood, his butt dragging along the ground.
"I will return to you, my lovely Loraaac!"
Negative Sector V Treehouse
The living room of the metallic, heavily-armed treehouse was roaring with peaceful, classical music booming from Yrrah Nagillig's stereos. "Y-Y-Y-Yrrah, can you please turn that down?" Sirhc Onu stuttered. "I-It's just, you know…"
"Sirhc, you know how hard it isth to work on thisth sthuff?" Yrrah said with a nerdy voice, trying to fix a machine. He looked like his counterpart, except with square glasses and buckteeth. "I need thisth music to soothe me. And to drown out Eelyah's consthant basthing."
His sister, Eelyah Nagillig, was bashing a wood board against the wall 'til it broke. "Huhuhuhu. Wood go break."
"Siiiiigh. When're Nollid and Nosam getting back?" Arorua asked, sitting on the couch with her head in her hand in boredom.
"Right here, Boss." Nollid was still dragging Nosam by the hood. "Excuse the googly eyes."
"Siiiiigh when will my lovely Lorac join our fair sector so we may be together evermore?" Nosam said lovingly.
"Nosam, just get back to watching Aliehs." Arorua said uninterestingly.
"How come, 't's not like she ever moves from that spot."
In the darkest corner of the room, Aliehs Citnarf sat lonely and gloomily. She was a half-raccoon human with pale skin, a gray T-shirt, black shorts, gray flip-flops, and pale-brown raccoon ears and tail. "I wanna die…"
"Oh GOD, Aliehs, you're like, always so DULL and GLOOMY." Proclaimed Eirik Seltaeb, daughter of Ikuk Nabnas and Legin Onu, and the most talkative person in Sector V. Her snarky attitude and hate for Rainbow Monkeys made her who she is. "If you stepped in the sun, would you like, crumble away like a vampire, 'cause you're just that BLEAK, so ugly!"
"And yet, her intelligence is superb." Nosam remarked. "But could never save herself in a pool without my help. Siiiigh, I wonder what my Lorac is doing now?"
"Staying away from you, Weirdo.' Nollid replied. "Speaking of staying away, what's Akurah doing?"
"Keh, keh, cougheh!" A little hamster stumbled out of the hallway and fell dead, a cloud of purple gas behind him.
"Awwww that's ashaaame." A pigtailed girl with black hair and a pitch-black dress with an upside-down Cross necklace, and black rose in her hair, walked out. "I was three seconds away from beating my record."
"AKURAH!" Stomping in behind her was a fairly muscular boy in a red hat, who spoke in a stern voice. "I ain't tolerating you stinkin' up this treehouse, y'all better get this poison cleared!"
"Go bark at a tree, Eitra." retorted Akurah Atnalamid, the older twin sister of Nosam. Although the daughter of a water and firebender, she was born with purple poisonbending.
"You KILL mah hamsters again, Ah'm gonna ram ya a new one! !"
"Siiiigh. Why musth my sthiblings be stho violent?" Yrrah asked.
"Man, whatevuh. We have any missions today?"
"I'd call and ask, but I think Supreme Leader went off to cause trouble in the Posiverse again…" Arorua said bored. "Not that he ever gives us any exciting missions, anyway."
"If Lorac were in our group, our lives would be full of excitement!" Nosam proclaimed. "Such a lovely, adventurous girl. Unlike some people…"
"Sigh… who cares?…" said Aliehs with no spirit at all.
"Not me." Arorua said, standing up. "I'm going downstairs. Don't call me if anything happens." And so, she left.
"D-Don't leave me with these people!" Sirhc cried.
"Go hang out with your girlfriend." she told him.
EiznekCm Household
Arorua walked into the living room and lied on the carpeted floor with her arms wrapped behind her head. Her father was reading a newspaper on the couch, reading a history section. "Oi… hard to believe 20 years have passed since that Gnaa fellow showed up outta nowhere."
"Oh yeah… What happened to him."
"Oh 'e just disappeared after some big explosion. No one knows where he went. Sad thing, really. Even that girlfriend of his stopped looking for him." He closed the paper. "'ey. What's wrong, Rora? You look more down than… ah, who'm I kidding, you're always this down! Still?"
"Sigh… I dunno, Dad… things just feel so… dull here in the Negaverse. The sky's always dark, everyone sucks, we hardly do anything… I always wonder what it's like in the Positives' world."
"The Positives' world? Blech! If you ask me, those guys are WAY too happy. We're an important part in the grand scheme of the universe! We're the example that things always aren't too happy in this world, things aren't all love and joy. Be proud you're down here sulking in depression, instead of having the carefree cheesy lives those losers have. 'sides, they wouldn't have their cheesiness if it weren't for our misery, because Light can't exist without Darkness, so be happy you're lettin' them burn!"
"Great… I'm merely a pawn to better the life of someone more fortunate than me."
"Siiigh, I don't know what to say, Aror. But you and your friends should just be happy you're alive. Don't matter if destiny has some important thing for you or not. But wowzie… Nerry's bein' one heck of a leader from what I heard. Resistin' that dictator's invites… he's got 'is mother's gutsiness alright."
"Yes… I just wish I had that gutsiness."
Aixalag; Planet Ainozama
Ainozama, the planet of very large, but fairly weak women. Although it was mainly female-dominated, they would always welcome men in their world to perhaps defend for them, and maybe become nice girlfriends. If these giantess had anything to contribute, it was their smarts and technical know-how. A small army of child Nainozama (otherwise called Nega-Amazonians), with their leader in the front, stood before a group of humanoid alien kids with a flying saucer. The kids' leader was a girl with black and white hair, a blinding white tux and shoes, and black tie. Her yellow and black mismatched eyes were unsettling. "So please… join my empire, and submit your loyalty to me."
"Um… w-we don't want to." said the Nainozama leader, a very worried, frightful frown on her giant face. "But we would happily give you some of our stuff, if you want."
The brown-skinned child's eyes were wide and hypnotic, her toneless expression unchanging. "If you don't join… I will have to force you."
"W-W-We know what you, do… and, w-we got anti-psychic helmets." All of the frightened giants placed helmets over their heads.
"That's nice… if only that mattered." And so, the alien leader raised her hands and bent her fingers very tight and forcefully.
"AAAAHH!" The front group of Nainozama, including their leader, fell to their knees, feeling an unbearable searing of pain. They gripped their knees tight, feeling the bones may burst out of their legs, but the same pain was then felt in their shoulders.
"Please… join my empire."
"Y-Yes! We'll join!" cried the Nainozama leader, her large tears falling fast. "P-Please don't hurt us! Please! We'll do anything!"
She released them. "Perfect." With that, a purple-skinned alien girl marched up, and using her own strange power, carved 'DNKG' into the Nainozama leader's arm's flesh, red with her blood, without touching the child at all. Afterwards, the aliens returned to their saucer, with the dictator sparing a look back at the Nainozamas. "It's time you learned as well, that all species are inferior to us. For we are the Destructively Nefarious Kid Gods."
Name: Aluben .D Mottobeikniw. "Numbuh Nothing"
Race: Nega-Zathurian
Occupation: Ruler of the DNK Gods, Dictator of Kidkind
Ability: ? ? ?
The Nainozamas watched as the saucer left their atmosphere, still weeping in horror and fear. For the sake of their lives, they would follow and obey this ruler until the end.
Ahhhhhh a universe is always complete with a Negaverse. In fact, back in 2011, me and a couple friends made this Season of Shadows thing, 'cause we were all making stories about Negatives 'round this time of year, and it was also a month before I began Eight Firstborn. Siiiigh, those were the times, but now we are bringing it back! I'll probably be the only one posting, but it don't matter! XDX 'Cause Negatives are upside-down balls of fun! :D So here's just an introduction, next time we'll get a look at more! Until then! ;D