I WAS ASKED FORCED TO WRITE THIS. I DON'T LIKE THE COUPLE, I STINK AT SPELLING AND GRAMMER,AND MY FRIST FIC FLOPPED. WHY WOULD I PUT MYSELF IN THAT SPOT AGAIN?NOT OF MY OWN FREE WILL OFCOURSE IF YOU DON'T DIE LAUGHING YOU HAVE NO SENCE OF HUMOR
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"Back again, Hinata?" Sakura asked. Hinata, limps in through the door of the hospital. Those 'training sesions, are going to be the death of her. This is the fourth time this week, and it's only Wenesday. We have to put a stop to this, or Hinata will die. Sakura, leads her to a room, were she can do a proper examination. "You know, it's a good thing you come straight here when this happens. Internal bleeding is serious." Sakura, lectures her patient. "At least, your not like Naruto-baka. "Hinata gasps, "what do you mean?" "Well, he got a scraped knee, and instead. He said, that he was in so much pain, that he needed to be injected with morphine, and ramen." Hinata giggles, and blushes.
"I'm sorry, Sakura-san, it's just, Neji-san says, if he goes easy on me, I won't learn anything." Hinata, lowers her head in shame.
Sakura, thinks out loud, "You'll learn even less, if he keeps putting you in the hospital." Hinata, doesn't say anything to that. Sakura, continued to heal her, and make conversation. "He needs to lighten up, and not just with you, he's getting to be a real prick."
"I know, but, I can't just order him to go on a vacation, or something." Hinata, let's out with a sigh. If only, he would just use his off time to train, and not take it out on me, when it's over anyway.
"Don't worry Hinata, I've got an idea, we'll hook Neji up with a date, and hopefully, he'll be to busy beat you up." Sakura said, obviously proud of herself for coming up with the idea.
"I, don't think he, would like that very much." Hinata said, in a fearful stutter. "He is to wrapped up in training, to have time for girls." Besides, who could we find that he wouldn't hate right away?
Sakura, now done with healing Hinata, gets in to her thinking pose. There has got to be some girl, that he likes, someone just like him, someone he wouldn't mind spending time with? "Hinata, is there a girl he likes?"
Hinata, pushes her fingers together. "No. As, far as I can tell, the only girls he doesn't brush off, is Tenten, and myself." A question, eats at the back of Hinata's mind. "Sakura-san, how did you come up with this plan? And, why do you think it will work?"
Sakura, gives Hinata, a sly grin. "We'll, I, just asked myself, 'What would Ino do'? All boys, are the same, get him to go on a few dates, and he'll want more."
"But, what if Tenten, doesn't like him?" Hinata, asked nervously. "Leave Tenten, to me, and Ino, you make sure Neji, doesn't do anything stupid, like call her unattractive." Sakura says, in full confidence.
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At the training fields. Tenten, sits on a rock, trying to catch her breath. While Lee, is smashing away at rocks, trees, anything in range, extra weights, and taijutsu. When Ino, shows up holding a dozen roses.
"Hey, Tenten, you got a delivery." Ino, yells as she calls the victim over to her. "Ino, I'm training, besides, shouldn't you make your own deliveries." Tenten states, rather than questions. "I, would expect this kind of densness from Naruto, but, not from you." Ino, retorts. "Huh? What, are you talking about Ino?" Tenten, asks, more confused than ever before.
Ino, smiles a sly smile. "These are for you, from a secert admirer." Tenten, narrows her eyes at Ino, and stares like this is somekind of joke, and everyone is going to jump out, and say, 'you've just got punked.'
"First of all, who ever it is, needs to do some research. I, hate roses. I, don't even like flowers. Second, I'm a career ninja. I, don't have time for boys, and there stupid little games. So, tell who ever it is that bought them, to find someone else. "Tenten rants, in a disturbingly calm voice.
Ino, gets angry, that someone, would say something like that about flowers. But, then sulks, that the plan isn't going well. "Don't worry, I'll tell Neji, that a ninjas' life is to short to waste, chasing someone, who doesn't want to be chased." Ino, turns to walk away. Come on, take the bait, take the bait.
"Neji? !? No way, your lying. Neji, is all about training, and getting stronger, and..." Lee, cut Tenten off there. "The guy, senses the powers of youth, and have finally shown it's self, in my eternal rival."
"Now, look what you started. I'll, never hear the end of this, from those two." Tenten, is visibly angry at this point. "I, don't believe for a second that Neji, would have a crush on me. "Tenten, points an accusing finger. "He is all about training, and getting stronger. "Ino retortes. "Yes, he is, and so are you. He needs, more than a pretty face. He needs, someone who understands him. Think about it." Tenten, stares at the roses, for a good long minute, thinking. We, can only guess, whats going on in her head, right now.
In Tentens imagination:
Alright, if I, did do this, I'm, not giving up my career. Neji, will just have to stay home with the kids, no way around that. And, we couldn't afford more than two, with my luck, they will probably be boys, and have his eyes, like little clones of him.
Tenten, comes home from a mission tired. She opens the door, to her, and her husbands house. "Hi honey, how was the mission?" Neji, greets her, still in an apron from cleaning the house. The first thing she notices, is the small circles dug into her hard wood floors. "MOMMY, MOMMY, DADDY TAUGHT US A NEW JUTSU." Before she could stop them, the two small Neji clones use rotation, on the hard wood floor. (judging by the fact, that they take their shoes off when the enter a house. I'm, guessing, this is a very big deal.)
Tenten shivers, like the temperature just drop thirty degrees. "I'm, not strong enough."
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Back at the hospital. Ino walks in, the look on her face spells defeat. Sakura, notices the look, and guess what happened. "Shot down in flames?" Ino glares, "You have no idea. Did Hinata, have better luck with Neji?"
To answer her question. Hinata, limps in, holding her side. "Ouch." Sakura is enraged, "I TOLD YOU NO TRAINING FOR TWO DAYS. ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL YOU?" Hinata's voice, is just above a whisper. "Sorry, Sakura-san, it was my fault. I, accidently challenged Neji-san." Ino, asked before, Sakura could. "How do you accidently challenge someone?"
"I, did exactly what you told me to, Ino-san." Hinata, takes a seat in a wheel chair, to be taken to the exam room, and wait for her doctor. "Ino, asked. If, you did what I said, wouldn't Neji, be falling for Tenten?" Hinata, continues. "I told him, there was a rumor, that Tenten-san, had a crush on him. He just dismissed it. And, said, I, shouldn't listen to rumors. After that, I, told him that, if it's right then, rejecting her, or not acknowledging her, would hurt her worse than anything. And, would affect her performance on missions. That, would affect his mission success rate, since, they are on the same team. Ino, interrupts Hinata, "That was a good one Hinata." Hinata, takes the complement, and continues. He, seemed to think about it for a minute, then he said, that he wasn't strong enough." Sakura, chimmed in at this point. "Must be some sort of training lingo?" Ino agrees, "If they don't want to see, that they are perfect for each other, then that's a problem. But, how did you challenge him again?" Hinata, looks down in shame. "I, misunderstood what he meant, when he said, he wasn't strong enough. So, I ask if he wanted to train. He took me up on that, but, before I could shake my head no. Like a four year old, that doesn't want to eat their peas. "But, I still wonder, what he was thinking about?"
In Neji's imagination:
His loving wife, returns from a mission. She was so much into her career, to give-up mission. So, he took to the role of the stay at home dad. And loved it, except, for the cooking, and the cleaning part. But, spending all this time with the girls (who looked exactly like their mother) made it worth it. He, had lost his father when he was four, and the thought of his girls growing up without him, was unbearable. Their mother had made them herself, or, so it would seem. He, walked into the living room from the kitchen, his apron still on. "Hello honey, how was the mission?" He asked. She says, "It went far better than expected, I even brought presents for the girls." All the girls needed to hear, was the word presents, to come running. Kuni? Shurikin? "DADDY, DADDY, LOOK WERE NINJA, JUST LIKE MOMMY." They began to throw, the weapons at each other, while running, and hiding, behind corners, furniture, and their parents. When they were done(which it all took place in only a couple of minutes) the roof, walls, the recliner, that his dad left him ,and the flat screen tv, looked like pin cushions. As he surveyed the damage, his loving wife was giving the girls pointers, on how to improve there aim. "I'm, not strong enough."
Neji, has awoke in a cold sweat, ever since his cousin, had mention the possible relationship between him, and his team mate. He has had night mares about it, ever since. And, it was even worse when Lee, went out of his way, to leave them alone. Then, pick on him, for have some crush on her. God, only knows were he got that idea.