Soon to Have a Title, But Not Right Now, Because We Are Insane
"You're so much more serious than I am. I can't take it anymore. I'm leaving!" Subaru grabbed his coat and slammed the door behind him. Arashi sweatdropped.
Kamui takes a bite of cinnamon roll. "Now what? Uh…. On with the story!"
(Did we mention that this is in black and white?)
The scene:
Subaru walks the streets of Tokyo dejectedly, cheesy 30's music playing in the background, hands in pockets. Rain is drizzling out of the clouds, and he's wearing one of those weird detective hats. Slowly, his thoughts turn to… *dun dun dun* Seishirou!
"I wonder how Seishirou is doing…"
"Oh, hello Subaru," Seishirou said as he passed him, lugging a rather heavy vacuum behind him.
"Hello Sei-…" Subaru stopped and looked back at him. "Why the bloody hell are you carrying that thing around?"
"Why do you have a British accent?"
"Sorry, too much Monty Python…." *ahem*
Kamui: *throws a half-eaten cinnamon roll at Subaru* "Get back to work and read your lines!"
Subaru growls and picks frosting out of his hair.
"So, why are you carrying that around?"
"I was walking along and I had thins sudden urge to sell vacuums door to door. *sparkles* Well… I'm almost done with this street, would you like to go have coffee?"
"Sure, but I shouldn't take too long, I have to look for a place to stay …"
"You can stay at my apartment!" ^_^
*sweatdrop* "I guess, I could…"
"Of course, due to the sick minds of the authors I only have one bed…"
*slight blush* "I'm sure that's all right, as long as you don't try to kill me."
"Oh no, I gave up all that Sakurazukamori nonsense up, now I sell vacuum cleaners!"
"Right… that's… um… disturbing. Even more so than you killing people for a living."
Subaru and Seishirou walked across the street to Starbucks. Kamui: "Yeah, in Tokyo, you heard me!" Five minutes later all three (Seishirou, Subaru, and the vacuum cleaner) were settled down with their own coffee. Lain: "Yes, the vacuum cleaner has coffee, too."
Kamui: Omoshiroi desu ne…"
* "Drama" flashes across the screen*
"What the…?"
"I get the feeling someone's watching us…"
"Someone is watching us. Two someones. The insane fic authors."
Lain: "When do they screw like bunnies!?"
Kamui: "Not in this scene…"
Lain: "Damn!"
Kamui: *sweatdrop*
Lain: "Hold on… you said 'not in the scene'!?!? XD Mwahahaha"
Kamui: *sweatdrops even more*
Subaru has been listening to this conversation and sweatdrops.
"Ooh, that would be fun, ne Subaru-kun? ^_^"
*Suabaru faints*
*Seishirou shrugs* "I'll take that as a 'yes'." He decided, picking him up and dragging him to his apartment.
Back at Seishirou's apartment…
Oh, by the way, this scene is in color!
Seishirou takes a sip of Jones Soda and peers over at Subaru. "Wow, he sure sleeps a lot…"
"nng…"
"Oh, good, he's finally waking up. ^^ Ohayou, Subaru-kun."
"Where… am I? And why am I naked…?"
"You fainted and knocked over the table, spilling coffee all over yourself. So I had to… clean you up. ^^"
Lain: "With his tongue!" ^^
Kamui: *whack* BAKA!! -_-;;
"Oh… thanks, I think…" *blushes*
"I made breakfast while you were asleep. I figured you would be hungry, since you were asleep for a day… clothing optional, Subaru-kun."
Subaru blushed bright red and huddled under the covers.
"Since I have all my cloths dry cleaned, I took yours in with mine yesterday afternoon. So… you could wear one of my shirts!" ^_^
"All right."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Could I maybe have some privacy?"
"Oh, okay." Seishirou reluctantly stepped out of the room. And shut the door behind him.
Lain: "Seishirou's ecchi!! Wai!" ^_^
Five minutes later…
Subaru shuffled into the kitchen, clad in a dress shirt and boxers.
"Seishirou grinned and said, "We should go to the Shounen Ai Dance Dance Revolution Couple Competition they're having at the arcade!"
"Right now! But I haven't had anything to - …"
"Yes! Lets go now!"
"And I'm still in your cloths…"
"Oh, that's okay, the fangirls will appreciate it!!" ^_^
"Wha- what fangirls!?"
"You know, they're the judges!"
Seishirou grabbed the Flustered!Subaru's wrist and hauled him out the door.
~*~
Toaster-san: "Woowoo! I want some action!!"
Lain: "Wha… how'd you get in here!?"
Toaster-san: "Shush, I never get to be in any of your fics…" *pout*
Everyone: "Ahh…? There is a reason for that…."
Toaster-san: "BAH! You guys are no fun."
"You're so much more serious than I am. I can't take it anymore. I'm leaving!" Subaru grabbed his coat and slammed the door behind him. Arashi sweatdropped.
Kamui takes a bite of cinnamon roll. "Now what? Uh…. On with the story!"
(Did we mention that this is in black and white?)
The scene:
Subaru walks the streets of Tokyo dejectedly, cheesy 30's music playing in the background, hands in pockets. Rain is drizzling out of the clouds, and he's wearing one of those weird detective hats. Slowly, his thoughts turn to… *dun dun dun* Seishirou!
"I wonder how Seishirou is doing…"
"Oh, hello Subaru," Seishirou said as he passed him, lugging a rather heavy vacuum behind him.
"Hello Sei-…" Subaru stopped and looked back at him. "Why the bloody hell are you carrying that thing around?"
"Why do you have a British accent?"
"Sorry, too much Monty Python…." *ahem*
Kamui: *throws a half-eaten cinnamon roll at Subaru* "Get back to work and read your lines!"
Subaru growls and picks frosting out of his hair.
"So, why are you carrying that around?"
"I was walking along and I had thins sudden urge to sell vacuums door to door. *sparkles* Well… I'm almost done with this street, would you like to go have coffee?"
"Sure, but I shouldn't take too long, I have to look for a place to stay …"
"You can stay at my apartment!" ^_^
*sweatdrop* "I guess, I could…"
"Of course, due to the sick minds of the authors I only have one bed…"
*slight blush* "I'm sure that's all right, as long as you don't try to kill me."
"Oh no, I gave up all that Sakurazukamori nonsense up, now I sell vacuum cleaners!"
"Right… that's… um… disturbing. Even more so than you killing people for a living."
Subaru and Seishirou walked across the street to Starbucks. Kamui: "Yeah, in Tokyo, you heard me!" Five minutes later all three (Seishirou, Subaru, and the vacuum cleaner) were settled down with their own coffee. Lain: "Yes, the vacuum cleaner has coffee, too."
Kamui: Omoshiroi desu ne…"
* "Drama" flashes across the screen*
"What the…?"
"I get the feeling someone's watching us…"
"Someone is watching us. Two someones. The insane fic authors."
Lain: "When do they screw like bunnies!?"
Kamui: "Not in this scene…"
Lain: "Damn!"
Kamui: *sweatdrop*
Lain: "Hold on… you said 'not in the scene'!?!? XD Mwahahaha"
Kamui: *sweatdrops even more*
Subaru has been listening to this conversation and sweatdrops.
"Ooh, that would be fun, ne Subaru-kun? ^_^"
*Suabaru faints*
*Seishirou shrugs* "I'll take that as a 'yes'." He decided, picking him up and dragging him to his apartment.
Back at Seishirou's apartment…
Oh, by the way, this scene is in color!
Seishirou takes a sip of Jones Soda and peers over at Subaru. "Wow, he sure sleeps a lot…"
"nng…"
"Oh, good, he's finally waking up. ^^ Ohayou, Subaru-kun."
"Where… am I? And why am I naked…?"
"You fainted and knocked over the table, spilling coffee all over yourself. So I had to… clean you up. ^^"
Lain: "With his tongue!" ^^
Kamui: *whack* BAKA!! -_-;;
"Oh… thanks, I think…" *blushes*
"I made breakfast while you were asleep. I figured you would be hungry, since you were asleep for a day… clothing optional, Subaru-kun."
Subaru blushed bright red and huddled under the covers.
"Since I have all my cloths dry cleaned, I took yours in with mine yesterday afternoon. So… you could wear one of my shirts!" ^_^
"All right."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Could I maybe have some privacy?"
"Oh, okay." Seishirou reluctantly stepped out of the room. And shut the door behind him.
Lain: "Seishirou's ecchi!! Wai!" ^_^
Five minutes later…
Subaru shuffled into the kitchen, clad in a dress shirt and boxers.
"Seishirou grinned and said, "We should go to the Shounen Ai Dance Dance Revolution Couple Competition they're having at the arcade!"
"Right now! But I haven't had anything to - …"
"Yes! Lets go now!"
"And I'm still in your cloths…"
"Oh, that's okay, the fangirls will appreciate it!!" ^_^
"Wha- what fangirls!?"
"You know, they're the judges!"
Seishirou grabbed the Flustered!Subaru's wrist and hauled him out the door.
~*~
Toaster-san: "Woowoo! I want some action!!"
Lain: "Wha… how'd you get in here!?"
Toaster-san: "Shush, I never get to be in any of your fics…" *pout*
Everyone: "Ahh…? There is a reason for that…."
Toaster-san: "BAH! You guys are no fun."