Nasty Burger
I don't own WIR
Taffyta's restaurant, the health inspector and Taffyta's robots are property of me
This story has been requested by VickyT36, hope you all enjoy. This is a parody of the spongebob episode 'The Nasty Patty'
'It was a dark and stormy night in sugar rush. A time like this reminds me of the time Taffyta and her workers thought they killed the health inspector, let's go back a few hours'
(Taffyta's restaurant, earlier that day)
It was a beautiful sunny morning
A man who looked like a peppermint walked up to the restaurant, he wore a badge that said Health Inspector on the front of it. Taffyta was in her office when she sensed something
"Wait a minute, i smell something, it's, Oh no, THE HEALTH INSPECTOR!" shouted Taffyta
Taffyta rushed into the kitchen where her robot workers were cooking different foods
"Everyone, the health inspectors here" said Taffyta
"The health inspector, OH NO! Wait what's a health inspector?" asked Yellow
Taffyta pointed to the dining room where the peppermint man was writing things on a notepad
"If he finds one thing wrong with our restaurant, it could mean the end of all of us" said Taffyta
The man walked into the kitchen and took notes on how the food was being cooked
"I'm inspector Mint of the health board, i'm here to inspect your restaurant if you haven't noticed yet. So far everything seems to be in order, workers clean, dining room clean, bathrooms i don't care, now i need 1 of everything on the menu, now make it snappy" said the peppermint before walking out of the kitchen
"1 of everything? Nobody's ever ordered that much food" said Green
"Come on boys, start cooking, the future of our restaurant is at stake" said Taffyta
(30 minutes later)
Inspector Mint sat at his table still waiting for his food. Taffyta and her robots came out with food in their hands
"Try the famous chicken sir" said Blue before stuffing a piece in Mint's mouth
"The breakfast pancakes are popular" said Red before stuffing a pancake in Mint's mouth
"The sea salt french fries are delicious" said Yellow before stuffing fries in Mint's mouth
"How about a coke or pepsi?" asked Taffyta forcing him to drink 2 cups of soda
"Fresh pie" said Black
"Ice cream sundae" said White
"Some Flotsam" said Green
"Please Please everyone" said Mint before swallowing all the food stuffed in his mouth
"Yes?" said Everyone
"Allow me to finish my work in peace" said Mint
(half an hour later)
"Did the inspector enjoy his meal?" asked Blue
"So far so good, now i just need to try one of your famous triple deckered bacon burgers and i'll be finished" said Mint
"Be right back" said Blue
"What'd he say?" asked Taffyta
"That if we serve him a triple deckered bacon burger, then he'll leave" said Blue
"Do you know what this means? We're in the clear" said Taffyta happily
Everyone cheered and started dancing until Greens eyes started beeping
"Important message" said Green
Green projected a news report from his eyes
"Attention restaurant employees, be on the lookout for a man impersonating a health inspector in order to get free food. That's all for now" said Candlehead
Taffyta's happiness soon turned to anger
"Free Food!" shouted Taffyta angrily
"Maybe we should tell him about the phony imposter" said Yellow
"No you idiot he is the imposter" said Taffyta
"We've been duped" said White
"Bamboozled" said Red
"We've been speckledorfed" said Yellow
"That's not even a word yet i agree with you" said Taffyta
Everyone peeked out of the kitchen into the dining room
"Look at him, sitting there all relaxed" said Green
"I bet he doesn't know if our restaurants good or not" said Red
"I bet him mom bought him that stupid hat" said Taffyta "If he wants a bacon burger, then we're gonna give him one"
"But boss-
"Shut up Black, get me a triple bacon burger" said Taffyta
Black obeyed and made a triple deckered bacon burger, a bacon cheeseburger on top of a beef patty, bacon and bun, and topped on another patty, bun and piece of bacon. Taffyta grabbed a bottle of volcano sauce and poured it on the burger
"This will show him who he's messing with, join me boys or you're all being sold for scrap" said Taffyta angrily
"This feels so wrong, but it feels so good" said Red before pouring oil in the burger
"Our special oil, good for bots, not as much for people who can actually eat without food going through their metal bodies" said Blue
"Hang on, i got some a jar of toenail clippings in my office" said Taffyta
"Oops, i dropped it in the toilet" said Yellow before dropping the burger in Taffyta's private bathroom toilet
"Well fish it out and i'll dry it with some stinky gym socks" said Taffyta