Title: Loud And Proud Duo (LAPD)

Rating: M Genre: Humour/Romance

Summary: Ashley Davies and Alex Parker are best friends and total playgirls. They didn't believe in love until Alex had coffee dripping down her face and Ashley, slapped. It's funny how you meet the love of your life.

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A/N-Yes, this is a new story. My first Spashley story actually. I'm not sure where I'm going with this either, like all my other stories but I hope I can work it out as I go along.

Enjoy.

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Introduction

`Normal POV_

It was a quiet Tuesday afternoon when Ashley Davies and Alex Parker flicked their cigarettes onto the curb and stepped into the bank. The two friends lined up behind a businessman and what looked to be a housewife when the automatic doors whirred open once more.

"Everybody get down on the fucking floor!" a man bellowed, ski-mask over his face and completely armed with an ak-47 that released exactly 3 bullets into the ceiling.

Four other men stood behind him, two carrying ak's, one gripping a mac-10 and the last man simply holding a glock.

The three tellers screamed and looked as if they slid off their chairs onto the carpet in fear as everybody else complied and dropped to the 'fucking floor'. People seemed to huddle together in prayer, waiting for their deaths and Ashley almost rolled her eyes.

Quickly and quietly, she and Alex removed their holsters, tucking their service weapons behind their backs and pocketed their badges. The empty holsters found themselves in the housewife's oversized handbag that was left open.

The supposed leader demanded the closest teller to take him to the safe as the remaining four was to keep guard of the hostages. Two of the masked men stood before Ashley and sneered down at her before gripping onto her brown tresses. The 24 year old wanted to chop his arm off because she had actually taken the time to straighten her hair this morning, but she opted to glare instead. But with a slight elbow jab to her side, she swallowed her pride and opened her mouth, lips trembling.

"P-Please don't hurt me!"

She was going to kill Alex Parker after the thugs were thrown in jail and then make her best friend repeat that stupid line to her again and again until she was damn satisfied.

"Don't worry pretty thang, we gonna take good care o' ya" the man smirked.

…Thang? Good god, these men were really lacking some brain cells.

Without another word, the man pulled Ashley away from the small group kneeling on the floor, who were then forced together with the other three hostages that were standing at the counters before the robbery.

Alex, despite the situation, couldn't help the grin forming on her lips. Those two men jeering at the brunette were seriously gonna regret ever laying a finger on the feisty woman. But it was perfect, now that they were separated and the thugs were also a fair distance apart, it was easier for them. Alex though, had the pleasure of facing off the two ak's.

Joy.

She blew at her fringe that was covering her right eye and waited for the two men to turn their attention to Ashley before even thinking of springing into action. As soon as their eyes flitted over to her best friend, she kicked at idiot number one's knee, swiping him onto the floor cleanly. She snatched the ak from his hand when he seemed to be falling in slow motion. The young woman then turned and aimed the butt of the ak into idiot number two's nose, hearing a satisfying crunch as he too, keeled over. She put her foot down on the weapon that clattered to the carpet with a resounding thud, hand already reaching behind for her hand cuffs.

When the raven haired girl looked up, Ashley appeared to be having a hell of a time kicking them around, literally. And the fun thing was that their wrists were already cuffed together. See, when Ashley kicked one, two fell.

So much fun.

"W-Who are you people?" the one with the broken nose moaned painfully.

The brunette flashed her badge, a smirk on her face.

"LAPD, bitches"

Seven minutes later when the leader stepped back into the main area with all the money, he felt a knee connect with his stomach and then an elbow strike just below his neck before his mouth was full of carpet fluff.

Alex was stepping on his right hand, almost crushing his fingers as she casually undid her silk black tie and then redid it again just because she could. And Ashley, Ashley had her boot pressed down onto his spine painfully as she answered her phone.

"Hey babe,"

Pause.

"Yeah, definitely up for it"

Smile.

"I'll be seeing you at 9,"

Smirk.

"And you better be spread-eagle on the bed, naked, waiting for me"

The man on the floor attempted to lift his head and listen to the conversation when the brunette dug her heel into him even harder, all the while grinning.

"Ok, see you tonight baby"

"…Davies! Parker!"

Both their heads snapped to the left, seeing a black man in a fitted suit almost stomping his way over to them.

"Get off the man!" he ordered.

The two friends complied, but not before cringing at his choice of words.

Men.

"Heya captain!" Ashley then chirped while Alex mock saluted the man with a cheesy grin.

Lucas Williams sighed.

Meet Ashley Davies, 24, brunette, brown eyes, LAPD detective and total charmer. All she needed to do was breathe and girls seemed to gravitate towards her…at least that was the way she saw it. Regardless, she said just the right things to get into their pants or up their skirts; however you want to put it.

The attractive woman casually reached into her pocket and took out a bag of skittles, opening the packet, offering it to her captain.

Ashley was a total rainbow.

Alex almost snatched the packet from her best friend and poured a small pile into her palm, throwing them into her mouth one by one.

Meet Alex Parker, 24, asian, black hair, dark brown-almost black eyes, LAPD detective and absolute playgirl. She went through girls like guys went through porn with a long line of crazy stalking exes. And if people couldn't pick up the gay vibe coming her, then they were completely stupid and blind because Alex was so very very gay.

Despite Williams still talking to them, Alex proceeded to aim the coloured candy into Ashley's mouth that was open for her, but the green skittle bounced off the brunette's front tooth. The older girl got back at her and almost took the asian's left eye out with a yellow skittle and a chuckle.

"…my office tomorrow morning at 7am sharp"

"See ya tomorrow cap!" they waved, having effectively ignored more than half the one-sided conversation.

The two walked out of the bank and around the corner to their black Honda civic.

"You're buying me coffee and then repeating that pathetic line to me until I tell you to stop" Ashley stated, plopping herself into the passenger seat.

But that was forgotten once they were standing at the counter of starbucks, a pretty redhead ready to take their order. Alex wandered off to find a table and left her best friend to flirt it out with 'Amy' who hadn't stopped blushing since Ashley stepped foot into the store.

"Women" she shook her head.

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