Hello! I'm back with another poem! This is the sequel to Woman, which just happened to be a bit more popular than I found. I also was bored when I wrote this, so be prepared for stupidity=o(
I do not own DBZ.
Stupid Prince
By Bulma Briefs
In my house I have a problem
An infestation of sorts
It's only one, but it seems like more
When its high demand soars
My problem is a Stupid Prince
He lives off me like a leech
I wish I had stopped to think
When I let him stay with me
He always gets on my nerves
And harasses all I know
He hates my friends
I think he's jealous; he has none to show
It's such a wonder that
A man can have a black hole
Inhale all my food
Then scream for so much more
He thinks me as his inferior
That sure is a laugh!
He acts like a master, that I am his slave
And if I dare to contradict, he'll send me to my grave
But I wonder why he hasn't
After all he's said and done
Do you think he could…
I hope I'm wrong on that one
If he does, can't he see?
The person beside me
He's not for decoration,
He gets all my adoration
And if he wasn't there
I still wouldn't care
To consider a relationship
With him; who's like a bear
Why do I rant?
Wasting my ink on this:
Because I want to try to convince myself
That prince was not made to be kissed.
Okay. That wasn't my best. But, you're the judge of that. Please review!