Ch.1 "Is This The Humon World?"
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Digimon!
Authornote-This is what happens when you try to focus on writing one story, but your muse won't go there. However, the new season of Digimon is out and it kind of inspired me to write this one and I decided since the first winner of the poll was the Poke-Naru cross, that I would post this story for the heck of it as it is one of my rare "Naruto is a guy" fics. Hope you enjoy!
"Talk" 'Thought' Normal
"Don't know" 'Don't Care' Don't…Uh?
"Demon/Loud/Inner" 'Demon' Don't know.
-DI-DI-DIGIMON-
A sandstorm was ravaging a desert, yet a clocked figure wearing a strange red witch hat with a cat head shape medal on the black band, orange and black headphones under said hat, orange goggles which one lens was over his left eye as the other eye was covered in black bandages, and wearing black steel toe boots with orange markings. The figure at least looked like a teenager with a small purple humanoid imp with red gloves on its three fingered hands which had metal claws coming out of the gloves and the gloves matched the scarf the creature had around his neck, silted green eyes behind clear ski goggles, a white face, an short arrow like tail, and a crazy yellow smile face with a toothy grin on it much like the imp's own grin.
"Man! I got enough sand in my gloves to start my own beach!" The imp said while the blond sighed behind the collar of his brown cloak. His tone and accent was like a trouble making gangster, except more kid like, and filled with annoyance.
"Yeah, Impmon! Never like this in Witchelny!" The teenager said loudly. "But, with how random this world is, it could end even right now!" Both the imp and teen sweated when the sandstorm literally did die at that moment.
"You have good timing, Boss." Impmon sighed while the teen pulled the goggle side up to expose a deep sapphire blue eye. He also pulled down his collar to exposed whiskered cheeks.
"That or the mind over matter stuff I was taught really meant a lot more than spells." "Narutomon" as the teenage looking kid was called sighed. "If only Itachimon and Kotemon had a better sense of direction that we didn't have to tie…" Narutomon paled as well as Impmon, the imp, sweated as they saw the rope that was tied around Narutomon's waist was buried in the sand. "Nani? Where they-EEEEEK!" Narutomon screamed like a little girl as a hand with three sharp claws coming through a long sleeve grabbed his ankle.
"H-Help…" Both Narutomon and Impmon sweated at the weak cry for help under the sand where the arm came out.
"Hack hack hack! Naruto! You forget you're stronger than you look!" A dark hair six year old girl with long raven hair tied back in a pink ribbon in a low ponytail growled at "Naruto" as said girl was dusting off her outfit which was of a black body suit with a belt around her waist with several holsters including one with a strange device in it over a large scroll holster that almost went down to her legs and a pink kimono top that looked like what miko wear. She was also wearing pink ninja sandals with black ribbons on the side as well as a pink scarf around her neck which also served as a mask for her lower face while her headband was oddly blue, mismatching her outfit, with a wore piece of metal with the hints of a leaf like symbol made by a spiral.
"Yeah! You have been dragging us for hours!" A strange humanoid being wearing armor for someone practice kendo with glowing green eyes in the dark mask, but instead of looking like a normal kid in oversize armor, the being had claw like feet of a reptile of pink color and sharp claws, two wooden blades on its back, and had a large pink ribbon coming off the back of its head that matched the ribbons on its swords as well as on the beings pink short tail to match its legs. "Why the heck did you tie us to you?" The being pointed at the rope tied around its waist.
"Because, Kotemon, Itamon and you have no sense of direction and Itamon is a ninja type Digimon which also lived within Witchelny! You can't even tell where's up and down!" Naruto growled while glaring at both beings. "Also, right now, Itamon is in In-Training Form and we can't afford to be separate now because of that!"
"Meanie!" The girl and creature blew a raspberry as Naruto for Naruto to snap and they both got drenched by a sudden downpour. "No fair! You used magic!"
"So what? You both needed to cool off." Naruto sighed. "Plus, Itamon, you need to rest to get back into Rookie form."
"Agh! How many times do I have to tell you, my name is Itachi! It's not Itamon or Itachimon, but Itachi!" The girl, Itachi, had jumped onto Naruto's shoulders and screamed into Naruto's ear which she was holding onto. "Plus, your name is Naruto, not Narutomon! Get it! It's NA-RU-TO! And mine is I-TA-CHI!"
"Ow! That hurts!" Naruto got Itachi off of him. "You're not a Humon anymore! You're a Digimon like Kotemon and Impmon and even me!" Naruto glared at Itachi.
"Hmph!" Itachi snorted while looking away. "I refuse to accept it! I'm still human! I just age like a Digimon now thanks to being here so long!"
"Yesh… You're more stubborn than me, and that's saying a lot." Naruto sighed, scratching the back of his head in a frown. "But, why are you so set on being Humon? Humons are nothing but trouble. They are rude, mean, and hateful… They don't realize how their actions can affect other things like the Digital Worlds… If they hadn't been so careless… Witchelny would still be around…" Naruto sighed as Itachi and Kotemon sweated as Naruto turned around. "Never mind… Let's keep going… We are in the wide open now and we need to find some cover."
Itachi frowned behind her mask as Kotemon sweated in horror as they both realized they had hit a sensitive nerve... Again. "…I'm sorry, Naruto… But, I have family back in the Real World and I very much would like to go back… Much like you wish you could have your family back."
"… Yeah… I know…" Naruto frowned while touching the hat on his head, "Which is why I've been helping you… But, still, I don't see your decision as good. I just don't want you to make the wrong choice…" Naruto sighed as Itachi nodded. She knew they had this conversation over and over again… But, then again, Itachi has been in this world for so long, she no longer knew how long she had been there, especially since her age no longer went like it should normal do thanks to the strange pinkish-red crystal on her forehead with metal around it… Naruto also had one, but she never seen it.
"Hey, cheer up, Boss! You still got me, our mighty partner in mischief-Impmon X! Or Impmon for short!" Impmon chimed with punching his fist in the air.
"More like Imp-loser." Impmon glared at Kotemon. "Sure, we both became X-antibody Digimon thanks to that virus that destroyed a Digital World and damaged this one till it was sealed away by the Digimon Sovereign, but it doesn't mean you're the most powerful Digimon." Totemon sighed at Impmon's antics.
"I know! Boss is the strongest!" Impmon shouted as Totemn's head dropped. "Who needs a human partner when ya got a strong digital partner like Boss and Itachi!" Impmon grinned as Itachi and Totemon joined in a sigh. Though, both were grateful at least Impmon had enough of a brain to call Itachi the right name. "But, that's just for the male side, you two are pretty powerful! Just, I haven't met enough female Digimon around to see if you two are the strongest! Ack!" Impmon duck to avoid Itachi's attack of bamboo kunai as Kotemon had tears in her eyes. "Hey! You're both the most power I know! I just don't know for sure if there are more powerful!"
"Impmon, you might want to shut your mouth before Itachi kills ya and absorbs your data." Naruto sighed, being sort of the peacekeeper of the group. Sometimes being the magic user of the group causes the position pushed onto one like Naruto even when he's a hot-blood kid.
"Right, zipping lips," Impmon put two fingers together and moved them near his lips like zipping a zipper.
"Hmph! You're too annoying that I don't want to absorb your data, jerk!" Itachi growled with venom, though it was not really scary-except to the ones who knew of Itachi's wrath-to many people if there was any around.
"You guys are funny." Naruto looked down and blinked down at three creatures. One looked like a plant on short legs, but had several colored leaves atop its head. Another was a brown chick with sharp claws and its red eyebrows form an X as its two tails had a large feather on the end. The last one was just looked a ball of fire with a mouth with threads on it and kind of normal compared to the other two.
'Where'd those three come from?' Naruto raised an eyebrow at the three creatures. He could tell two of them were like his group, but he at least knew they weren't from his group.
"Huh? What did ya gakis say?" Impmon growled, jumping down from Naruto's shoulders and glaring at the bunch for the chick to glare back for both to go into a glaring contest.
"Impmon, you're so immature." Kotemon frowned behind her mask.
"…" Naruto let out a sigh before a shiver went up his spine and turned around to see a shadow in the sky. "RUN! We have been found!" Naruto shouted while running, forgetting Kotemon had Itachi got back to riding on the bigger Digimon and suddenly was hoping to keep up with Naruto as both were tied together. The three over Digimon also saw what was coming with Impmon and hopped onto Impmon who started running to at least get the three creatures out of the way.
"What are you talking about, ba-"
"ROOOOOAR!" All four was thrown by a blast that hit behind them, but the blast had been so powerfully that they were being launched far into the sky and ripped the rope that was connected Naruto and Kotemon.
"Oh, that guy doesn't look friendly!" Impmon shouted seeing the devil looking dragon that looked rough and evil heading for them.
"Four Ele-Shield!" Naruto shouted, holding his hands foreword for a large magical circle to appear and the dragon cried out in pain before launching a dark blast of energy from its mouth and it collided with Naruto's shield which broke and exploded.
"AAAAAIIIEEEE!" Naruto saw they were being launched far into the sky and passing through panels of green for some reason. Naruto then looked to his sides to see Impmon with the three creatures and Itachi and Kotemon flying away from him.
"Wait!" Naruto shouted, panicking before suddenly he was engulfed by blue light, covering his eyes with his arms as he expected the worse.
-DI-DI-DIGIMON!-
'This is bad.' Twelve year old Uchiha Sasuke thought as he was trapped within a dome of ice mirrors. His black shirt and white shirts lightly torn from where the masked kid he was fighting had threw senbon needles into him. His teammate-which he swore was a failed attempt to clone him to keep the Uchiha bloodline going-Sai wasn't having any luck helping him escape from the outside of the dome after coming from their clients home after getting rid of the samurai that went after their client's family. The pale ninja might have been a ninja longer than Sasuke, but he was just showing how useless he was even with experience. He knew Kakashi had to be hurt as his other useless teammate Haruno Sakura screamed earlier. Yep, this was definite a bad day to go into the Uchiha record books. He was just glad his eyes were beginning to adjust to the environment and he was seeing much better than before.
"You move well, but my next move will take you out." The older kid in the mirror and wearing a ghoulish white make with red markings said while pulling out more senbon needles.
"Crap." Sasuke cursed. He had to find a way out of this situation.
-HIIISSSSSS-
"Huh?" Sasuke blinked, heading a strange hissing sound along with the mask kid who was looking around.
"AIIIIE! THIS IS GOING TO HURT!" Sasuke looked up only to hear the crash of one of the mirrors above before his vision was covered by brown and it was slammed against the ground hard with his face hitting something else.
"MMMM?" Both a stupid looking blond and Sasuke found their lips together. "Ack! Gross!" Both pre-teen gagged, getting off each other. 'I can't believe my first kiss was taken by a stranger boy!' Sasuke thought, glaring at the weird kid as the kid was wearing a clock with a red wizard looking hat and had a long, low ponytail made by his hair being wrapped up with black bandages to make it look like a tail.
"Watch out!" Sasuke grabbed the weirdo and pulled him out of the way of the attack of the mask kid which he oddly could see very clearly now for some reason.
"You're eyes?... I see… You also have a kekkai genkai." The mask kid said. "Then, I must end this fight."
"Sorry, to say this, but your little duel is put on hold for a sec." Sasuke blinked when he suddenly found himself being carried under the cloaked weirdo's arm and running towards where the masked kid was at. "Cause there's a party crasher about to land!" Sasuke gasped in shock when the bond caught the mask kid while he was trying to go to another mirror and smashed right through a mirror with just a charging head butt before something big squashed the mirrors just as they all skidded on the ground.
"What the heck is that?" Sasuke was shocked-again-when he heard Sai, who was pretty emotionless shout in horror, but he did see why as he turned around to see a large black dragon with two pairs of red eyes and looked like it was a demon with holes in its four wings and had long red claws.
"W-What is that?" The masked kid asked for Sasuke to look at him and see that he was the kid he met in the woods the other day and talked about "precious people" as the boy's mask was off. Sasuke was wondering why the boy didn't attack him before when he had the chance when the blond kid jumped up and walked forward.
"Run." The boy looked at Haku-the mask kid-and Sasuke for Sasuke to see the blond at least at one sapphire blue left eye as the other was bandaged over.
"CRISMON NAIL!" The dragon launched its claw at the three of them while it was glowing red.
"Heh!" The wizard capped kid grabbed the claw and stopped it with ease. "For Champion level, you ain't strong at all! Take this!" The kid lifted the dragon up off the bridge and threw it off the bridge, making it slash into the ocean and cause a downpour of water on the group. "Yesh… They sent such a weakling… I'm beginning to wonder if they really want me dead or just testing me now." The kid sighed while jumping onto the railing of the bridge.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke shouted before the dragon surfaced out of water with its mouth open for a purple ball of energy in it.
"I WILL DELETE YOU! DARKNESS GALE!" The dragon shouted to fire the ball of energy at the kid.
"That's not going to work on me twice." The blond fazed out of existence for the cloak to be burnt to a crisp. "At least I'm not predictable!" Sasuke, Sai, and Haku looked up to see the kid with the red wizard hat up high in the air. He was wearing a loose orange coat which went down to his ankles with long sleeves that went slightly over his hands just enough for his fingers to be shown with several black belts-with random different holsters including book ones all of the people didn't know existed-tied around his waist which made the shirt hand to show a black body shirt underneath that had a high collar that covered his lower face, brown pants with lots of pockets and some other belts loosely hand around his hips, steel toe boots with strange orange metal which was also on his sleeves and had jack-o-lantern faces on them, and black gloves with metal on the fingers. He has strange talismans over his coat and sleeves, but mainly inside his coat. "Earthlin Hammer!" A large hammer of rock formed in the kid's hands and he slammed in down on the dragon's head which roared in pain.
"What the heck is going on?" Sasuke turned around to see both Kakashi-who was injured-and Momochi Zabuza had come over to check out what was going on to be shock at what they are seeing as well as Sakura ran up with Tazuna-Team Seven's client-and they were just as shocked.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT, YOU BLASTED TAMER!" The dragon roared as the kid floated above the water slightly with his feet hanging as the hammer disappeared.
"You really shouldn't be saying that when you happen to be in one of the four elements I can control! Aquary Spears!" Hundred of spears of water came out of the water and embedded themselves in the dragon before it could fly out of the water, injured.
"Who is that?" Sakura shouted while Sasuke glared at the boy who had to be around his age on the water's surface.
'He's stronger than me and that masked kid and he's the same age as me!' Sasuke thought in anger before seeing the dragon charge the kid again.
"Inferno Funnel!" A ball of blue and red hit the dragon and knocked its head to the side to keep it from biting down on the kid.
"What took you so long, Impmon?" The kid looked back for the group to once a purple imp like creature standing on the railing.
"You're asking me that after I just from this place on the other side of this place to here?" The imp called Impmon shouted in anger. "Stop acting all cool and let's finish this!"
"Heh. Sure. A little flame, please? Since I am over water at the moment, by abilities over fire is limited at the moment." The kid asked.
"Sure, Bada Boom!" The imp threw a blue flame at kid who grabbed it.
"DIE! RE-"
"Energe Sword!"The kid shouted for the flame to turn into a burning sword. "Inferno Slash!" The strange kid slashed straight through the dragon to appear on the back side. The dragon roared as it split in half and dissolved into blue bits of specks which turned red as the kid absorbed them along with the imp.
"… What the heck just happened?" Sai asked as everyone sweated at the frowning pale thirteen year old wearing a strange black outfit that exposed his stomach and left arm. Sasuke was wondering the same question when the kid somehow got back on the bridge.
"Huh?" The kid looked down the bridge, behind the group for them to hear a voice.
"Well, well, it seems the 'demon' Zabuza can't do his job." The entire group narrowed their eyes on the short business man Gatô standing on the end of the incomplete bridge with a large pack of thugs as the mist from Zabuza's jutsu had worn off thanks to his lack of concentration thanks to the shocking fight between kid and dragon which the mist hid from other people's eyes. "You're going to die now as I never planned to pay you. It's a lot cheaper to pay thugs to finish up the last bit of work."
"…" Zabuza glared at the business man. He was still good for one beheading of a moron, so Kakashi was off his fighting list now.
"That's big words from a weak mon." Everyone looked at the kid who had his exposed eye closed. "Especially when the mon backing you are just as weak as you are!"
"What did you say?" The thugs growled at the blond hair kid. Gatô glared at the pre-teen.
"Who are you? A ninja?" Gatô sneered. "Dressed like that, you look more like a kid dressing up for Halloween!"
"…I don't know what Halloween is, but I ain't a ninja. My friend is who is probably lost as all get out is a ninja, but not me." The kid sighed. "I don't know what is going on, but I have to guess he isn't a good guy, right?" The boy asked cluelessly for everyone to sweat at him.
"What rock have you been under?" Sakura asked, her eyebrow twitching at the newcomer.
"I haven't been under a rock."
"Boss… It was an idiom." The imp told the kid who blinked. "It means you're slow on the uptake."
"Oh." The kid sighed with a nod as everyone wondering if the kid had a brain. "Well, like I care." The kid leaned against the railing with his arms behind his head. "There's no need for me to lift a finger to defeat such trash on the net."
"Damn brat! You're dead meat!" Gatô shouted for him to blink when the blond lift his arm up.
"Baluluna Scythe," The kid sighed for air to gather and form a semi-transparent scythe. "Cyclone Sonic Slash!" The kid carelessly threw the blade with spun out from where he was before boomeranging around and sliced the bridge right behind Gatô diagonally and the thugs yelled as they fell into the sea as the section of the bridge fell from its supports.
"I thought you said you wouldn't lift your fingers." The imp sighed as the kid was happy.
"I didn't lift my fingers." The kid chimed as his hands were indeed closed.
"W-What are you-Ack?" Gatô gasped as he found Zabuza before him.
"Goodbye, Gatô, see ya in hell!" Zabuza chimed before beheading the evil man with a simple swing of his kubikiri houchou.
"Kakashi, our fight is over as we no longer have a reason to do so." Zabuza sighed while looking at the silver hair Konoha Jônin.
"Yeah. Don't mind helping protect Tazuna for the trouble you caused?" Kakashi sighed, covering his exposed Sharingan eye with his headband.
"If there's food and shelter as payment, I'm fine with it." Zabuza sighed, knowing Haku and he would be on the run again.
"Yeah… And where do you think you are going?" Kakashi chimed as the kid who killed a dragon before them all stopped from walking away with the imp.
"What does it look like? I'm walking, well, I was." The kid sighed with his arms behind his head. "Plus, no need to thank me. I hate bakas who bark more than they really should."
"Who are you?" Sakura shouted in anger as to someone trying to act cooler than her Sasuke-kun while Kakashi and the other ninja sweated at the oblivious question they wanted to ask, but be nicer about it as the kid was really powerful.
"I'm Narutomon. That's all you need to know as I am leaving." The kid sighed only for Kakashi to cough to get his attention. "What?"
"Did you say Naruto as in Uzumaki Naruto." The kid's visible eye narrowed at Kakashi.
"That… is no longer my name." The kid replied as Sasuke and Sakura raised an eyebrow and Sai stared at the blond hair pre-teen, studying him.
"Sensei, you know this moron?" Sakura asked with a snort.
"Yes. Uzumaki Naruto disappeared ten years ago from Konoha." Kakashi smirked behind his mask. He, however, sweated when the blond pulled down his collar, exposing whisker birthmarks on his cheeks which prove the child was Uzumaki Naruto, to stick out his tongue and make a funny, insulting face at the group.
"Come on, Impmon. I guess we don't have to find those two as we are now where they want to be, so let's go find a way back." The kid sighed, turning around and walking away.
"Oh, well, I just happened to have some ramen." Kakashi chimed when the kid known as Naruto flinched to a stop. "In fact, I have all the favors, too. But I guess I get to eat it all myself." Kakashi eye-smiled when he saw the kid look back with tears in his eyes as he knew from watching Naruto before Naruto absolutely loved ramen and could never pass up a chance to have it.
-DI-DI-DIGIMON-
'Oh… I'm in heaven…' Naruto thought while slurping up ramen into his endless looking stomach and now on his thirth cup of ramen. He hadn't have ramen since Witchelny fell! Luckily, since the other Digital World he was in made it so beings only felt hungry when they wanted to and hence delayed his ramen withdraws. But, now that he was in the Real World and seven years of not eating anything can cause quite a void in one's stomach.
"Sai, I wouldn't do that." Hatake Kakashi sighed from the futon he was laying on as Sai was attempting to reach for one of the cooked cups of ramen.
"Why shouldn't he-" Sakura stopped when she heard growling of that like from a cat.
-THUCK-THUCK-THUCK!-
"…Pff.." Sakura snickered seeing Sai pinned onto the wall by his clothes thanks to several metal spikes while Naruto went back to being happy eating his ramen. Sasuke and Haku just moved away from the blond, having seen how the boy's eyes went mad when Sai was just near the food he was eating. Who knew humans could also have food aggression like some canines can have? The only one who was safe was the imp Naruto called Impmon as the boy insisted his imp friend to try the ramen and was filled with one bowl, though he could of also lost his appetite from watching the black hole that is Naruto.
'Wow… No wonder they put him under my charge even though we originally pull him into the Dark Area by his greed and lust.' Impmon thought while sweating at his partner. Even his own black hole of a stomach was being restrained from seeing Naruto eating. However, he didn't blame Naruto as the kid hadn't eaten in a long time, and his favorite food no less. Once Naruto's stomach calmed down, Impmon would be able to get his hunger back.
"Gaki got a good arm." Zabuza sighed, getting Sai off the wall.
"Yes… The ANBU would have kept trying to steal Naruto's ramen as a hazing for new recruits if he hadn't disappeared. I tied it once and got mauled by him when he was two before finding myself hanging upside down from the Hokage Tower's roof." Kakashi sighed as Sakura was howling with laughter on the floor as Zabuza looked at the blond with shock. "Basically, the warning is, don't mess with Naruto's ramen as even a Kage cannot escape his wrath if you do."
"But, what are these creatures?" Sakura asked, poking the plant creature of the three Impmon had left in Tsunami's-Tazuna's daughter-care when he happened to land near their home and then sensed Naruto in danger.
"I'm Tanemon X, but you can call me Tanemon." Sakura yelped, recoiling back when the plant spoke.
"N-Nani? It spoke!"
"Tanemon is a 'she,' not an 'it'." The ball of flame with a face sighed. "I'm DemiMeramon. We're Digimon."
"Digimon?" Sasuke asked, looking down at the chick creature before him before scratching its head and watched it fall over in pure pleasure from being petted by Sasuke.
"Short for Digital Monster," Naruto managed to say with a full mouth. He chewed and swallowed before continuing. "Sorry for what has happened. Didn't mean to get your three dragged into my problems," Naruto said to the three creatures.
"It's alright. We just were at the wrong place at the wrong time as you happened to being passing us after we got the sand off of use from the sandstorm that we hunkered down from moved on." Tanemon said with a sigh. "But, who knew that this unlucky event would have ended us in the Real World!" Tanemon began hopping up and down.
"Real World?" Sakura caught Tanemon before she landed on the corner of the table. "What do you mean? You look pretty real to me."
"Yes, at the moment, we are technically flesh and blood, but the world we come from is made up of computerized data and energy." Naruto explained, stopping with the devouring of the ramen before him which was now mostly gone. "Basically, Digital World was created by the Real World as a way for the energy and knowledge stored in computers to be balanced with whatever order thing there is… I don't remember really. Though, somehow it is possible to go between the two worlds."
"So, you have been in this 'Digital World' this whole time?" Kakashi asked, looking at Naruto who was putting away the instant ramen he didn't eat for later.
"…I was originally in this world's Digital World known as Witchelny. However, several years ago, it was destroyed by a computer virus, so I ended up in another Digital World which Witchelny was connected to get the data it needed to survive. Ironically, since the Digital Worlds seem to bend within one plane, it makes it possible for a person to jump to another world through the Digital Worlds, so I didn't expect to end back here in this Humon world." Naruto sighed as Sakura glared at him.
"That's impossible! There can't be other worlds!" Sakura snorted at the blond hair kid.
"Sorry to burst your bubble in a dream, but it's the truth. Digimon like me and the one in your hands is the proof." Naruto sighed for Sakura to jump up and grab him by his high collar.
"What kind of nonsense is that? You're hu-" Sakura gasped when the red wizard hat Naruto was wearing fell off his head and she saw what was in Naruto's hair. "Y-Y-YOU HAVE HORNS!" Sakura screamed as Tazuna, who was sitting drunk on the side, blinked as he was wondering if he had a bit too much sake as he could see the blond hair dragon slayer had a pairs of spiral horns from just above his ears that went slightly back which allowed for the child to wear head phones.
"Wow, Boss, you really let those horns go." Impmon sighed as the ninja snapped out of the shock of seeing Naruto with horns. Naruto pulled a mirror from on holster and frowned as he looked at his horns. They were really annoying and he was wondering why for some reason his head was heavier than usual. He forgot to file them in a while.
"Hai, hai… Since we got a short break by mistake, help me file them down." Naruto sighed, digging in his pockets as he was trying to find his file. "Rubber ducky… Marker… Ah, here we go!" Naruto pulled out a good sized file out of one of his pockets.
"H-H-How can you have horns? Are you a demon?" Sakura screamed as Tsunami and her son Inari looked in only to look at Naruto with horror, seeing the horns.
"No. I'm a Digimon. It's short for Digital Monster." Naruto sighed before putting the file to one of his horns and began rubbing it down. "We are just like you Humons, though some of us act like totally wild animals, but we just have all sorts of different forms and powers. Even though I was originally a human, thanks to the fact this world is somewhat lagging with technology, the violent opening of portals of connecting this world to the Digital one caused damaging to a Humons body as it transfers from flesh and blood into data, so one of the side effects makes Humon bodies weaker and sometimes in order to survive, one has to change into a Digimon." Naruto sighed, getting the horn somewhat down before moving to the other and began filing it. "I just happen to be a Demon Man type, hence my horns. Though, I'm also a rare virus type for being a magic user of Witchelny as most from there are Data and Vaccine types. Yo, Impmon, help me get the last bit."
"Sure." Impmon grabbed the file as Naruto had his head down so the imp could file what was left which made everyone wonder why Naruto was doing that.
'So… He has all that power because he became a monster… Is it really worth such a sacrifice for power?' Sasuke thought, remembering how he wanted power to kill his brother, but seeing Naruto was a monster with such power, he wondered if he would become a similar monster… But, then again, Naruto seemed to still be human on the inside.
"There you go, Boss." Impmon sighed as Naruto looked in the mirror to see his horns were now small and backward pointing with a spot point on the end.
"Thanks… Don't want my horns to ruin my hat." Everyone fell over as Naruto picked up his red wizard like hat and flop it back on his head. "But, I'm planning to head back to the Digital World with Impmon."
"Huh? Why? Don't you want to see if you can get a human Tamer?" DemiMeramon asked as the humans in the room looked at the little flame.
"Heh! Who needs a human Tamer when you got a Digimon one?" Impmon chimed as Naruto pulled a strange device from one of his holsters and held it up. It was black with and orange ring around a gray screen and had orange buttons as well as it had a slit down the sides of it as if for something thin to go through.
"That's a Digivice!" Tanemon gapped as Sakura glared at Naruto, confused beyond belief.
"What the heck is that thing is for and what do you all mean by a human Tamer?" Sakura hissed in anger as this was getting annoying.
"Digimon evolve to get stronger. It seems there is a rumor that if a Digimon gets a humon partner called a Tamer, they could easily Digivolve and become stronger… Possibly the strongest as the Digital World I have been is basically a free for all with Digimon fighting left and right to become powerful. I guess since I was originally a Humon when I got into the Digital World, I got a D-Arc as these Digivices are called then before turning into a Digimon, so it's used for both Impmon and myself to power ourselves up." Naruto sighed, explaining with a monotone voice as he really didn't feel like going into deep details. "A D-Arc shows a Humon, or in this case a Digimon like me is a Tamer and this Tamer can use special cards to give their partner Digimon powers they wouldn't usually have and even Digivolve their partner to higher levels."
"So, you can Digivolve?" DemiMeramon asked Impmon.
"Yeah… Both of us can." Impmon grinned. "Ain't I the coolest?"
"Nah… More like an idiot who's short." Impmon instantly glared DemiMeramon.
"I think I like you." Sai chimed. "For some odd reason, Sakura always gets mad when I called Sasuke-"
-WHAM!-
Sai paled in actual horror while see where a chair had embedded itself in the wall near the thirteen year old and small Digimon and even DemiMeramon was sweating somehow when he was fire.
"Sai… What did I say about the 'taboo' subject?" Sakura growled, flames of fury behind her while she was popping her fists.
"T-That's Sasuke's short in height… Hah hah… Owch!" Sai yelped as Sakura punched him in the face. "…I don't get girls…" Sai sighed as DemiMeramon blinked at him, though he wondered if the pink hair girl was a Digimon as she left a fist imprint on Sai's cheek. Sai then noticed the relaxed Digimon in Sasuke's lap. "Hey, what's this one's name?" Sai asked, touching one of the two feather tails.
"That's Pinamon X, or just Pinamon. He's quiet and doesn't like his tails touched." Tanemon sighed as Sakura and the plant like Digimon sweated as Pinamon tried to peck Sai's face in anger. "Though, he doesn't make friends easily. It took DemiMeramon and me a while to get him to be friends with us. He must really like you." Tanemon said to Sasuke who just raised an eyebrow. He just petted the Digimon, that's all.
"Hey, what's with the X part?" Haku asked, curious as to he noticed two of the three young Digimon said X with their names.
"The X part comes after being altered by the virus that took out Witchelny." Haku looked at Naruto who let out a sigh. "Impmon and I are also X-Antibody Digimon as the virus was called the X-Virus. Some Digimon like us was able to survive being infected by the virus and became alternate and more powerful forms before the virus was finally sealed and destroyed. The change makes us look different from what our original Digimon forms would be."
"But, Naruto, you should come to Konoha. Same for you, too, Zabuza," Kakashi sighed as Zabuza nodded, knowing missing-nin could join other villages and Kiri wasn't exactly in a treaty or anything at the moment with Konoha, so Haku and he would be safe.
"No… Impmon and I need to get back to the Digital World." Naruto sighed with a frown on his face which was visible thanks to his collar being zipped opened. "I… do not wish to return to Konoha." Naruto said in a serious tone.
'So, he really doesn't like Konoha.' Kakashi thought before eye smiling. "Oh, well, I was planning to treat you to Ichiraku Ramen as well."
"…" Naruto was trying to not show it, but his eyes were lit up with such a suggestion. He still remembered Ichiraku Ramen as it had good ramen and two good people running it.
"…Plus, if you come, I'll buy ramen twice a week during the time you are in Konoha." Kakashi chimed as Naruto's head dropped.
"Fine… Make it three times a week as well as pay for Impmon as well and I will go. But, only for a visit as the Old Man is probably worried about me." Naruto groaned, cursing his love of ramen. "Plus, I will stick around long enough to see if my friend who was a human who also was turned Digimon finally will make it home as we got separated. Her and her partner Kotemon are probably lost more than a Dodomon." Naruto shrugged at himself as Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"What do you mean by that?" Sasuke asked, wondering who this other once human Digimon was.
"They both have no sense of direction to the point if you tell them where north is, they will go south." Naruto sighed as everyone sweated. "The sad thing is Itamon is a ninja type Digimon and I remember from Witchelny which was mostly magic using and ninja type Digimon, ninjas are quite good with direction."
"Itamon?" Sai asked with his cocked.
"Itamon's name in In-Training form. For example, Tanemon is an In-Training Digimon while Impmon is a Rookie. Basically, Digimon age through evolving forms. Digimon hatch from Digi-Eggs from a Baby form then grow into an In-Training form before go into Rookie or child, then Champion which is adult, Ultimate, and last is Mega, the most powerful form. Though, there are rumors of possibly passing Mega, though it is super rare." Naruto sighed as Sakura looked at Tanemon.
"So, basically, Digimon grow faster than humans?" Sakura asked while Sasuke was watching Pinamon running around him.
"No, opposite. Because Digimon evolve to grow, Digimon grow technically slowly without a Tamer as they need to absorb data from other Digimon and the environment in order to evolve without help. But, with the help of a Tamer, Digimon can evolve much faster. Only down side is if a Digimon uses too much energy, they we devolve back down into a lower form to preserve energy like Itamon are currently in In-Training form instead of Rookie like I am in now."
"Wait, if a Rookie is just a child, how did you defeat that dragon?" Haku asked as Sasuke glared at Naruto, both remembering the large dragon Naruto killed.
"That was Devidramon, a Champion level Digimon. Unlike most Rookie Digimon, I trained my body hard enough to where I don't really need to go into Champion form to defeat Champion level Digimon. It's easier to move around in this form and it uses less energy." Naruto sighed as everyone sweated at the boy.
"O-kay…" Kakashi sighed, wondering just who the person Naruto was talking about was before dropping it as he had to recover and have his students help finish the bridge so they could go back to Konoha before Naruto changes his mind.
-DI-DI-DIGIMON-
"Ah, Naruto, it has been a long time." The Third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, was filled with joy as Naruto was standing before him with Kakashi after having sent Team Seven off, though he noticed the strange dolls they had similar to the imp looking on Naruto was holding onto, and Zabuza and his companion to the office to sign up as Konoha shinobi.
"I'm sorry if I made you worry, Old Man… Just, you can't correct being sucked into a portal into another world." Naruto sighed as Hiruzen literally dropped his smoking pipe.
"So, this was that Hokage guy? He looks too old to be a ninja!" Impmon complained, jumping down of Naruto's arms. Naruto made all the Digimon to pretend like dolls and had Sakura, Sai, Sasuke, Kakashi, Zabuza, and Haku to promise not to tell anyone about Digimon till after he talked to the Hokage to see what to do next.
"…Imp… Talked… How?" Hiruzen looked at Naruto, wondering if he contacted the demon world.
"His name is Impmon, my partner. He's a Digimon which is a creature from a Digital World which is parallel to this world which I have been in two for the time I have been missing. The three children here earlier are watching three children Digimon that accidentally ended up here with Impmon and me." Naruto sighed as the Hokage nodded in some understanding.
"I see… You wish to protect these Digimon?" Naruto nodded at the Hokage. "But, Naruto, how did you end up in this other world?" Hiruzen asked, wanting to know to make sure he was seeing things as he could sense it wasn't Genjutsu.
"Don't really know. Once in a while, though now it's rarer for either side for this to happen, a portal will form between the Digital World and the Real-Humon-World. I was just in the right place and time… Or should I say wrong?... Well, I just won the lottery for bad luck that day and got sucked into a rather strong portal which is even rarer. Only one other Humon happened to be sucked into such a portal a couple of years ago and is probably trying to get back to Konoha right now as she was with me and we got separated when blasted back to this world."
"Why would she be coming to Konoha?" The Hokage asked as he noticed a slight rise of Naruto's eyebrow as it was mostly covered in loose black bandages.
"You mean she was listed as 'Missing?'" Naruto asked, confused. "She appeared in the Digital World six years ago and comes from a much nobler clan than I did."
"No, Naruto, no other people had suddenly disappeared without any trace like you." The Hokage said, confused as to what Naruto was talking about. He just hoped Naruto was being used.
"…Could it be that a clone was formed or something as I know Itamon is definitely from Konoha?" Naruto sighed while scratching the back of his head. "Itamon happens to be from the Humon clan of Uchiha." Naruto blinked when the Hokage's eyes widen in shock. "What?"
"Naruto… There's something you should know about the Uchiha clan."
Meanwhile, with Uchiha Sasuke and Pinamon, Sasuke was walking into the Uchiha compound. Once he was inside, out of everyone's view, he let go of the bundle of energy that was Pinamon and it began running around him.
"…You sure like to run." Sasuke sighed when he heard movement. He instantly tensed, expecting it to be a fangirl or-which he preferred-an enemy ninja wanting the Uchiha bloodline.
"Where is everyone?" Sasuke blinked in confusion know as he heard stomping now of running and the voice of child. "Anybody? Where is everyone?" Sasuke only stared as a small six year old girl as he guessed from all the pink skipped out of his home in the main household in the attire of a kunoichi costume for a child. Her hair was raven as he eyes were onyx. However, Sasuke noticed she was wearing a pretty worn out Konoha hitai-ate. Then, the girl spotted Sasuke and her eyes watered up with relief and she ran towards Sasuke.
"SASUKE!" Sasuke blinked when the child tackled him, hard enough to knock him off his feet and onto his rear end, and began sobbing while gripping on him tightly. Now, Sasuke was very confused at this moment. One, he did not know the child and two he did not know why the child was in a ghostly place like the Uchiha compound. He was supposed to be Konoha's last loyal Uchiha.
"S-Sasuke, where is everyone?" Sasuke was now very confused as he looked at the child. Didn't this child know of the Uchiha Massacre?
"What are you talking about? Who are you?" Sasuke asked as Pinamon cocked his head as a Digimon came out of the main household wearing kendo armor.
"What do you mean? I've been missing for six years and I come home to everyone but you missing?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the child before seeing the Digimon that has walked up… At least, Sasuke thought it was a Digimon from the fact it looked like some kind of human looking reptile in kendo armor and several pink ribbons on it. Then it clicked into his head. This had to be that "Itamon" and Kotemon Naruto was talking about. But… She couldn't be an Uchiha as everyone except that traitor and himself were killed!
"Sasuke, don't you recognize me?" Sasuke's eyes widen in shock and horror when the child moved her scarf down to expose her face to show one familiar face Sasuke wasn't expecting to see for a while. "It's me! Itachi!" The girl pouted at Sasuke. Well, Sasuke did the only thing an avenger would do finding the man who killed your family was now a six year old girl… He fainted. "Eh? Sasuke?" Itachi panicked as Kotemon and Pinamon looked at the scene of Itachi slapping Sasuke in the face multiple times to try and revive him while sweating.
-DI-DI-DIGIMON-
Next Episode-"Chunin Exam Arc! I'm Not A Ninja!"
-Preview-
"Still in denial… Yesh, but what did Sasukemon say to get that beaten up?" Naruto asked again, pointing at Sasuke who looked away in embarrassment.
"Er… He fainted and I panicked." Itachi squeaked in embarrassment, looking away like her brother as both was embarrassed.
"…Yesh, for someone who is supposed to be calm, you sure are violent. GAH!" Naruto flinched, as all the males in the room covered their family jewels, before kneel over in pain. "Why… You…. Hit…. Namon…" Naruto hit the floor, unable to feel his legs.
"Baka!" Itachi snorted while looking away. Naruto could be so tactless beyond belief.
Endnote-Alright. As you can see, this one I actually started some of the second chapter of. However, don't expect many updates for all my stories as college is taking up a good bit of my time. Well, review!