YAYYYYYYYY this is my first story SO PLEASEEEE go easy on me...first of all who I thank the most is rhette she helped me come up with the ideas and stuff ;-; second xxyandereshippingxx for being an AWESOME FRIEND and helping me out and 3rd kopabeckham for inspiration *^* XP GO READ THERE STORYS THERE MUCH BETTER THEN MINE :DD
Rin: they sure are you suck..
me: I AM OFFENDED ;-; anyways LETS GET THIS PARTAY STARTED :DDD /excuse my bad grammar
FML 1: The Introduction
Rin's p.o.v:
What? Why does this have to start with my p.o.v why not Kagamine's? Seriously? GO TO FAGAMINE'S P.O.V! Fangirls say he's "cuter" or "dead sexy", so why not. Author...for not obeying TAR'S (The Almighty Rin) WISH, YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A TICKET TO REVENGE!
Ugh, whatever. My name is Rin Akita, I live alone with my sister, I'm sixteen years old and do you even care? I have only two friends there names are blah and blah...what, you're still reading this? What are you? A person that reads terrible stories? Or do you just want to know about my life? ...STALKER! DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THAT DERPY FACE I CAN SEE YOUR **ING FACE. OH, AND WHEN I FIND OUT WHO THE ** YOU ARE I'M GONNA-
Excuse my **ing language. Anyways.. since the story's going nowhere, I might as well tell you what I'm doing until the author changes the P.O.V (hopefully soon…). Right now I'm sitting in the car seat on the passengers side, just relaxing. My sister named Lenka is in the drivers seat obviously driving me to school. I honestly don't see why I can't have a car too. Aren't I eligible to try and earn a license?! What the-...now Lenka's giving me a weird, ugly old man look. I just gave her the famous "WTF-did-I-do" glare, 'cause she only makes that expression when she's planning on...revenge.
Did I mention I hid her bananas for a week..?
...
Oh **.
OH **.
OH **ING **.
"** OF ** ** DAMN, DAMN **ING DAMN I'M GONNA DIE, OH LORD HELP ME PLEASE!" I prayed silently as I buckled my seatbelt quickly. Oh Lenka...this is why you never mess with her. She just gave me a disgusting evil smirk, then all at once she fastened her seatbelt, adjusted her mirror and stepped on the pedal...HARD. WTF, WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE CARS GO THIS FAST? HELP ME PLEASE! I couldn't even move from the force of how fast the car was going! HOW COULD SHE EVEN SEE WHEN THE CAR IS GOING THIS FAST? Argh, I betcha' she's been hanging with Meiko. Oh...I understand now. ITS OFFICIAL. MY SISTER HAS SUPERVISION. Ew. I hear terrible music being turned up now...
Oh no...
Why...
It's not just any terrible music...
Oh no she didn't…
OH YES SHE DID.
SHE'S PLAYING CRIMINAL BY BRITNEY SPEARS!
I HATE THAT SONG AND LENKA KNOWS IT! (I mean ** Britney spears.) IF I EVER BECOME FAMOUS MY NAME WILL BE RINNEH SPEARS! YEAH, I'M GONNA BE WORLD FAMOUS AND WILL BE KNOWN AS RINNEH SPEARS! MY MUSIC WILL BE SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HER'S!(Hopefully…) TAKE THAT BRITNEY 'CAUSE WHEN I GET FAMOUS, YOU WILL BE BELOW ZERO, PAST THE NEGATIVES ON THE BILLBOARDS (An online web that ranks artists), AND RINNEH SPEARS WILL BE PAST THE CHARTS, SKY-HIGH! (I have nothing against Britney I love her music XD - admin)
The car stopped and made a SCREEEECCCH noise...oh, how the dreadful noise hurt my ears. Lenka kicked me out (literally) of the car and threw my backpack on top of me. I landed straight towards the grass, ever so gracefully. (Do you hear my sarcasm?) Ugh...I feel like throwing up now. I'm so dizzy, I start seeing double. FINALLY, my dizziness cleared up as I heard the car drive away. I was still laying on the ground, bits of grass sticking out of my hair. Oh ground, oh ground, oh sweet, sweet ground how I missed you in the last 38 seconds! YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THERE TO CATCH ME WHEN I FALL! Oh wow, look at me. Talking to the ground. That's like, so normal. Ugh, I bet my hair looks like a mess. Oh well, it's not like anyone pays much attention to me anyways.
I then heard some snickering. I guess I spoke too soon. I didn't even have to look up to know who it was. If you're guessing len, think again-
"Need help?" It grinned as he blocked my vision. Now here comes Rin's famous saying:
FML
YAYYYY MY first chapter that sucks :DDDDD can you guess which person it is...I BET YOU CANT XD excuse my errors but I always failed grammar class...yea...be an awesome person and review disclamer: not even in hell id be glad to awnser if you have any question blah blah blah...yeah...anyways sorry for the short chapter...UNTIL NEXT TIME *^* PEACE MY PEOPLE
-its jate bro
