"BWAHHAAAHAHA!"

"Do I dare ask what your cackling at, dobe?"

"Oh god....... this is hilarious.. …... I think I'm going to die........ ahhhahahaa.. my organs!"

"Naruto, if you don't tell me I will personally go over there and chidori your organs so you stop complaining."

God, that Naruto... sometimes he's just too insane for his own good. I just wish he would be quiet about it. I know we're supposed to be having "male bonding time" according to Kakashi, but all thats going on is dobe is at my house, eating my food, and on my computer, while I have to listen to him. [A/N: For the purposes of this ff, we are assuming they have computers.] All I want to do is read my book in peace. Its very good too – its about death. Hehe... But anyway, Naruto just wont find anything quiet to do! He's getting on my nerves!!

"Fine, Sasuke-teme. Come and see for yourself, just don't kill me. I didn't make it.."

Oh no. Please don't be another one of those "Fanfictions" again. I will be forever scarred because of that. I mean, would ROCK FRIGGEN LEE and I do anything like your perverted minds come up with?!?!?!? If I was gay, and I'm NOT, it would MOST DEFINATLY not be with green jumpsuit wearing, bushy brows. Ew. Poor kid will probably never get a girlfriend.

"Helloooo.. Teme? You alive?"

"Ugh yes, stupid." and I wacked him on the head. "This just better not be another one of those 'fanfictions'."

"Oh its not.. its a video!"

A video seems harmless, I thought. "Ok, well then just show it to me."

The music came on. Hm. It was catchy. Well – whats so funny? OH SNAYUP. THEY DID NOT!

"Ahahahahaa – AH!"

"What the he** is THIS?"

"Owwwwww.... it's just a video Sasuke, dont get all worked up about it!"

"I am NOT a ho! Never was, never WILL be!"

"You just keep telling yourself that teme...."

Don't Trust a ho,

Never trust a ho,

Wont trust a ho,

Cuz' the ho won't trust me..

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A/N: So what'dya think? I absolutely love 3OH!3. Search through amv's on youtube to this song got me thinking.. what if they called Sasuke the hoe? And, a song-based fic was born. Sorry its so short...

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