ERidan was in his hive and he was crying really HARD in a corner b cuz i said so. "Wwhy doesn't anyone wwant to be my matesprite?"
He wondered miserably. He then crawled out of his corner and got a bucket. "At least i havve you." Then he fapped in it because he's lonley.
Eridan then forth began to walk around his house, not really knowing where he was going.
Because he was sad and sad people in the movies always walk around their house with their eyes down cast on the ground and shoulders slouched.
Then b cuz, Eridan saw a mirrior in the middle of his fuckin room, it was all dusty and rusty, it look lonley and sad, like him.
He walked over to the mirrior and kneelt down beside it, there he saw a sexy lookin beast with a sexy lookin scarf and a sexy lookin hairstyle.
Eridan locked fingers with the reflection and stared longingly into him.
"You'll be my matesprite, wwon't you?" He said almost crYING.
The reflection only stared at eridan for a few seconds before replying a low, curt, "No."
THe reflection then slapped Eridan across the face with his slippery bucket, laughed at him, took a dump on chest and kicked him multiple times in the neck.
Eridan then slowly curled into sobbing shivering ball of sad, with his cape drapped over him. He was going to cry for a very, very, very, long time.