I've been re-obsessed with YYH lately and I felt like writing something crackish...and this has been in my head for a while.o3o
BEHOLD TEH CRAP-NESS OF A WRITER'S BLOCK!
WARNING: contains light Yaoi/BL/shounen ai!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of it's characters, nor do I own Windex.
Up in an old sakura tree, hidden by the shadows of the night, sat a small fire demon. What he was doing you ask? Most likely he was watching over a certain plant wielder.
Hiei smiled slightly, yes you read right, smiled. Not something sinister that would haunt children's nightmares, but one that was, dare I say, gentle. He watched his beloved Fox, yes you also read that correctly as well and no, Hell wasn't frozen over and Heaven was not burning. Anyway, back to the point of this pointless fan fic. His beloved Fox. Normally he was so composed and calculated; Always three and a half moves a head of you. Yet Hiei had found him fast asleep still sitting at his desk, drooling on his paper and pencil still in hand.
'Baka Kitsune*'
He jumped. He intended to go into the room and help his Fox to bed, but we said "intended", now didn't we? He face planted into the window, before sliding down it and plummeting to the rose bushes below. Upon hearing the noise, the red head was awoken from his slumber. He slowly looked over at the window, his paper firmly attached to his face, before his still half asleep mind put the dots together.
"Ah, sorry Hiei, but at least we now know that Windex really works!"
THE END
In case you didn't know "Baka Kitsune" basically means "Stupid Fox" or "Foolish Fox".o3o