Scar/Winry This is the day when our favorite Ishbalan gets amnesia. Beacause of Winry's said wrench. Flame's Welcome, but be nice?
Warnings: Uh, besides the point? Oh! You mean SCAR! Yeah, he gets amnesia... Poor Scar, how I make him SUFFER. I am soo evil.
Genre: ROMANCE, Angsty I guess. But mostly romance.
Author notes: Uhh... again, I DON'T know why I stick this here. It's a habit...
Disclaimer: NO! Shut up and leave me alone! I own the clock though. And I also own the trench-coat Winry lets Scar use.

What happened to my little head?
Ugh, who is Scar? Who are you? Why am I asking you?

"May God have mercy on your soul..." Scar said, putting his hand to the... Grand Father clock? "Scar? WHY are you threatening the clock?" Winry asks. Scar faces her, "Because it won't SHUT UP with its annoying ticking!" he cried. Winry smacks him in the back of the head. "Moron, it can't shut up, it ain't even alive!" she shouted. Scar faces her again and frowns, "I hate when you hit me, and didn't you know that 'ain't' isn't a word?" Scar asks. Winry laughs, "Oh sure! The illiturate Ishbalan is giving ME speech lessons, but hey, I'm not the one with the lisp!" she said mockingly. Scar pouts, "WHAT lisp! I've got NO lisp!" he cried. Winry turns around. "YEAH. You do. You spit when you scream like that," she said.

Scar's eye twitches. "I HATE you! And I don't have a lisp!" he shouted, spitting an ocean of saliva when he screamed. Winry points and laughs, "AH, HA! I TOLD you you spit when you scream! Haven't you heard the old saying, say it, don't spray it?" Scar balled his hands into fists. "Winry Rockbell... SHUT UP!" he wailed. Pinako walks in. "Is something the matter?" she asks. Scar looks at her blankly. Winry steps in, "Oh, no! Scar just... accidentally hit himself... with a wrench! That's it!" she said excitedly. Pinako sighs, and exits Winry's room. Winry's eyes turn dark, "YOU! You almost got us into trouble!" she accused, pointing at Scar.

"ME? It wasn't my fault you're a dumb..." he started. "Dumb what?" she asked. Scar shakes his head. "NOTHING! Leave me alone..." he said, plopping himself on the sofa. Winry frowns. "If you don't smile or laugh, I'm calling Ed and Al..." she threatened. Scar looks up. "No! Not those two! They are complete twits!" he cried, throwing himself at Winry's leg, tightly wrapping his arms around her ankles. "Scar! LET GO!" she demanded, picking up a wrench. "NO! Please Winry Rockbell! Don't call those idiots!" he begged. She slams the wrench down on his head. Scar lets go. "Sorry! Scar! Oi..." she said, seeing the blood that oozed out of Scar's head. "Scar?... Scar?" she asked, as Scar fell to the floor unconcious. She panics. "Oh no! Scar, I'm sorry! Wake up! Oh no, his head... NO! Forgive me..." she said, lifting his head.

Blood dripped down his face and onto the tiled floor. She sets his head down softly, and runs to get bandages. She returns. "Damn, this is what I get for being an ass..." she said, carefully wrapping the gash on Scar's head. She picks him up. Surprisingly, he isn't too heavy, and she walks him to her room, and sets him on her bed. "Scar, I'm so sorry..." she starts to cry into her hands. Scar starts coughing. "Ugh... I wanna die..." he moaned. Winry looks up, and Scar woke up. "Scar! You're alive!" she cried happily. Scar frowns... "Ow, my head... who... who are you? And who's Scar?" he asks. Winry looks into his red eyes. "Uh, you are... Scar. I'm Winry... remember?" she asked expressionlessly. He shakes his head. "No, who is Scar? I'm... I'm..." he started, unable to finish his sentence.

Scar's eyes widen. "Where am I? Where's my oniisan! What did you do! What happened to me!" he cried, looking at his arm. Winry holds his hand, and he pulls away. "Don't touch me... keep away from me!" he shouted, getting up from the bed, and falling to the floor. "Scar, it's okay! I won't hurt you..." she said, helping him up. "Here, sit down," she said, guiding him to a chair. He sits, and Winry sits across from him. Silence. They stare into each others eyes. Sky-Blue eyes collide Fire-Red eyes for what seemed like an eternity. I've never seen so much emotion in Scar's eyes before... in fact, I've NEVER seen any emotion in those pretty eyes of his... he looks so innocent... so pure. So cute! she thought, smiling to herself.

Scar smiles back. "You... you smiled..." she said, gasping. Scar nods, "What is so important about that? You seem to know me, you should have seen me smile ONCE... I smile a lot..." he said, still smiling. "Well, the Scar I'M used to, NEVER smiled." Scar gasped. "ME? Never smile? That's impossible..." he said, with an awkward face that DIDN'T suit him. Winry smiles. "Can you stop calling me Scar? I don't like it..." he said. Winry turns red. "What can I call you? Nobody but you knows your name..." she said, taking his large hand. "See? THIS is why we call you Scar..." she says, handing him a mirror. Scar's eyes open wide.

On his forehead was an X-shaped scar. He touches it and winces. "It HURTS..." he said. Winry looks up, "Really? You got that a long time ago... let me feel..." she said, touching his scar. His breathing accelerates. "Miss? What's your name?" he asks. She looks into his red eyes. "My name? You can call me Winry. I'm Winry Rockbell... so I guess we could make up a name for you?" she asks. Scar nods. "I don't like being called Scar... it seems like a bad guy name..." he said, looking at his arm. Winry nods, "Yeah... but you should know... you killed dozens of people using alchemy..." she said. Scar looked at her. Stunned.

"I killed?... Using... alchemy? The practice of the Devil's heratics that distorts the world God's given us? I used alchemy to kill?" he whispered. Winry nods. "Yes... you did. But you don't have to anymore..." she said. Scar touches his head. "Ow... what happened to my noggin?" he said, patting his head. Winry flushed, "Oh, I'm really sorry... I hit you with my wrench... I'm sorry..." she said, looking at the floor. "I'm the one who made you this way. You can't even remember your name... I'm sorry..." she sobbed. Scar takes her into his arms. "It's okay... I don't even know why... but it's okay Win..." he said. Winry cried into his shoulder, "I'm sorry Scar..." she whispered.

He pats her back. "I said it's okay, and stop with the Scar thing..." he said. She pulls away. "Oh, sorry," Scar put his hand to her mouth, "And quit saying you're sorry. I said it's okay," he said with a childish tone. She looked deeply into his eyes. "David... you look like a David..." she said. Scar nods. "David? How about something simple, like Dave?" he suggested. Winry pulls him close for another hug. This isn't so bad after all. I hope Scar gets better though... but, why do I feel so comfortable in this Ishbalan's arms? In the arms of a murderer... why? she asked herself. Winry stands up. "Win? Where you goin'?" he asks innocently. Winry looks down to him, "It's okay. I'll go make something for us to eat... or would you rather go out instead?" she offered.

Scar nods. "Let's go out. I'm hungry... but my noggin still hurts," he said, rubbing his head. Noggin. Scar is actually kind of cute like this... she thought to herself. "Okay... Uhm, right..." she said, pulling her coat on. "It's cold, you better take something Davy..." she said, putting her hand on his shoulder. "Uh, what can I bring?" he asked. Winry looks around, "Here, you can borrow this..." she said, taking out a tan trench-coat out of her closet. She hands it to him. "It's too long," he said, pulling it on. "Well, yeah! It's a trench-coat. It's SUPPOSED to be knee-length..." she sighed, and approached the door. "You ready Davy?" she asked. Scar nods. "Yeah... as soon as I get this string off..." he said, tugging at a string. Winry's eyes open wide as he pulls it. "SCAR! DON'T PULL THAT!" she cried, launching herself at him. But it was too late. Scar pulled the string, and the sleeve fell off.

Scar gasps. "Stupid thing! Winry, it broke!" he wailed, tossing the coat on the floor, and stomping all over it. Winry swore under her breath. "You IDIOT! Ugh! This is NOT my day," she said, opening the door, and pulling him by his hand. "Winry, slow down, I can't keep up, and my head hurts," he whined. Winry looked back at him and glared. Scar steps back, and a look of fear crossed his face. "Winry?" he choked. Winry sighs, "I'm sorry Scar, I guess I'm just having a bad day, I'm sorry, It wasn't your fault you pulled the string, I'm sorry," she said, taking his hand. Wow! His hands are so soft, I wish my hands were this soft. Strange that a killer has such smooth hands... She reaches up for his face, and touches his cheek, and he immediately flushes. How cute, he blushed! I've never seen him blush... she thought with a smile.

She runs her fingers down to his chin. His breathing starts to get faster. Is he getting tense? He isn't a virgin. Why is he... Oh, yeah. He got amnesia. Winry touches Scar's lip. Surprise, and a major turn on. He uses lip gloss. That explains his soft lips. Those soft kissable lips, she thought. Before he knew it, Scar was pulled in for a soft kiss. He flushes insanely. Winry pulls away, her face burning. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know what I was doing," she said. Scar shakes his head, "No Win, it seems like you knew what you were doing. I told you to quit saying sorry..." he whined. She takes his hand and they continue walking. Scar looks at the ground, "We aren't in Ishbal are we?" he asked sadly. Winry looks at him, his eyes were full of sadness, and he was on the verge of tears.

"Oh, Scar, it's okay, I'll get you back to normal, I promise," she said, hugging him. She runs her fingers through his soft white hair. "Mmm, I love your hair," she said. Scar laughs, "My hair? Just don't hit the sore spot on my noggin," he said. Winry nods. "I won't hit that sore spot on your NOGGIN," she teased. Scar pushes her away, "Hey, be nice," he said. Winry laughs, "Okay, let's go," she says, pulling him along. She stops suddenly, and Scar bumps into her and falls on his butt. "Owiee!" he cries, rubbing his butt. "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to stop so quickly," she said, helping him up. "Is my bum dirty?" he asked, trying to see his rear. "I can't see... can you see Winry?" he asked innocently.

Winry blushes. Oh, he doesn't know how wrong this is... but if I get to look at that cute ass of his, I'll do it! she smiled, and said, "Sure, I'll check." She walked around him and looked at his rear. A plan crosses her demented mind. I got myself a plan to have a good excuse to FEEL that cute ass of his... she thought to herself as she spoke up, "Scar? You got dirt on your ass," Scar looks at her. "Can you take it off? I can't reach," he said innocently. "Okay..." she lied, Scar DIDN'T have anything on his butt, except for Winry's hand. She touches Scar's butt. Damn, he's got a nice ass... so hard! Gee, I'm perverted, she thought to herself, as she squeazed his ass for the last time. "Okay, nice and clean!" she said excitedly. Scar blushes, "Thanks Win... that helped." Winry smiles to herself.

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I'm insane today. Sticks tongue out at TV screen Stupid TV flipped me off! What else could I do? Takes gun and blasts TV Take that, said Television! So, was that good? I'll SPICE up the next chapter... I wasn't trying to pair those two up... I meant to just have scar have amnesia... BUT LOOK! Winry, you did this! Oh well. They seem to have the right chemistry. Or I should say, alchemy. But Win isn't an alchemist is she? Rating goes up in later chapters FYI. Noggin. Bum. Ass squeazin'. Damn, I'm A PERVE! Oh well. Don't expect Yaoi. I'm a Yoai writer, but I don't post. IF YOU BEG I WILL! I can come up with the most insane couplings EVER! Only a FEW people can screw up characters as good as I can. I'm known for distorting anime characters. Well, BYE!

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