Disclaimer: I don't own naruto (sadly)

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto (sadly)

Eli: HEY, HEY, HEY!! Welcome 2 the naruto dare show2!!

Naruto: hey wha-we're back to this nut house?

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOO!!

Eli: YESSSSSSSS!! By the way sailor is no longer co-host (me sad)

Sakura: man…

Eli: my last show got deleted by the network but this one will be better

Neji: and deadlier

Naruto: Eli can I ask u a question?

Eli: yes?

Naruto: why r u dressed like an evil witch?

Eli: oh yeah for Halloween and I learned sorcery to torture you

Kiba: great T.T

Eli: sorry guys this is short NO YOAI OR YURI!! DARES!! Only rule other than that go crazy!!

Hinata: oh no