Sorry for a short fanfic but i cant think of much so enjoy
"Tony" a slightly accented voice shouted even though he as in the next room,
"Yes sweetcheeks" the innocent reply came dispite the person it was coming from was not entirely innocent,
"Where is my towel" the angry voice became louder as she approached the door,
"I don't know" he replied with his voice dripping with sarcasm,
" I would run!" crap he was dead he headed towards the door but was not fast enough as he was meet with the naked body of his Israeli goddess who was not impressed with him.
" Yes" he answered, she punched his abs.
" Where is my towel" her voice had a tell-me-or-i-will-kill-you tone to it.
This is a normal morning for the very unusual couple.