I made this all up when I was extremely bored so please DO NOT take anything seriously. I just did this for some laughs. I love these shows and even grew up watching some of them. Well except Ronald McDonald he always freaked me out even as a kid. Now I do not own Brian, Stewie, and Mayor West from Family Guy, Ronald McDonald, The Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, Spongebob Squarepants, Mr. Krabs, Patrick Star, Mermaid Man, and Barnacle Boy from Spongebob Squarepants, and Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. I only own these crazy ideas that I transformed into these stories. Now without a further a due enjoy the craziness that is my mind!
Brian and Stewie went to a gay convention just to see what it's like and who did they see? Why it was none other than Ronald McDonald himself.
The cow ran away with the moon and made mooncow babies. While that was happening, Brian and Stewie put on a show for the desperate and undersexed individuals in Quohog and who was there? Oh my goddess! Mayor West was there!
Then the spoon did a somersalt for Spongebob who is secretly in love with the fork. I somehow came into the story and they looked at me like I was an alien. So I decided to leave but before I did, Stewie came up to me say Farewell Kendra.
yep. But wait! My goddess! Someone else is here. It's the cookie monster? What the hell is he doing here? The cookie monster starts giving Spongebob a lapdance. Spongebob finds the fork he's in love with and pokes his eyes out.
Then Patrick appears in a hula skirt with Mr. Krabs in a tutu and they start dancing like crazy which scares everyone away.
While that is happening, Plank is driving a car and runs over the chicken that wanted to beat up the racist turkey. That son of a bitch ends up living while the chicken died a fast and painful death because of a stupid piece of wood. What a tragic ending. Oh but look at this, Spongebob ends up marrying the fork he's in love with but unfornately Mr. Krabs and Patrick are in Bridemaid's dresses. Oh when will the craziness end?
Meanwhile, back in Bikini Bottom Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are fighing off crime and do not know the craziness that has just happened which is good because our superheroes are now old farts and would have heart attacks if they knew Spongebob married a fork and that Patrick and Mr. Krabs have been crossdressing without them again.